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==Season 8==
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 7|Season 7]]
===The Way of the Sponge===
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes/Season 8|Season 8]]
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [Lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a '''clear''' belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind '''INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS!''' [snatches off spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
:'''Sandy''': Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
:'''Spongebob''': (Depressed) Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': And I'm revoking '''your''' black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
:'''Sandy''': Hey. You can't do that.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this '''SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT!''' Stick to something you're good at, son.
:'''Spongebob''': Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
:'''Sandy''': That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': The sponge one will never earn his belt.
:'''Sandy''': I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
:'''Sandy''': That's it! (excited) I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
:'''Fuzzy Acorns''': Who are you talking to?
 
==Unsorted Quotes==