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| title = The Dauphin
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| preceded by = [[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Recap/S2/E09 The Measure of a Man|The Measure of a Man]]
| followed by = [[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Recap/S2/E11 Contagion|Contagion]]
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Dear Diary,
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Anyway, I decided to go see Salia anyway, but Geordi wouldn't give me any advice on how to use HIS IDEA. So I asked Worf and Data for advice, but they were useless. I went to Riker and he demonstrated how to flirt using Guinan, but even I could tell they were using the cheesiest lines imaginable on each other. I told them this wasn't my style, but they just told me to shut up. No one ever pays enough attention to me! Finally, I just gave up and went to Salia's quarters. And then the most exquisite [[Department of Redundancy Department|feminine]] goddess in the cosmos SMILED AT ME. Wow, I guess I must just be that appealing to women without even doing anything! She asked me how to USE A REPLICATOR! As I showed her, I knew we were really getting serious. She told me that her governess Anya is really overprotective. She's kept her cooped up all her life and now doesn't even want her to leave her quarters on the ''Enterprise''. Wow, and I thought Captain Picard was bad being reluctant to let me pilot the whole ship at age fifteen. Our date went [[Aladdin (Disney film)|somewhat like this]]:
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'''Salia''': A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you. }}
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