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Arthur, (with angels singing in the background): The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king! Dennis, (interrupting): Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some Farcical Aquatic Ceremony! Arthur: Be quiet! Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! Arthur: Shut up! Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Arthur: (Grabbing Dennis and shaking him) Shut up; will you SHUT UP?! Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence Inherent in the System! Arthur: SHUT UP! Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!! —Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Singer: No future conflicts, no opinions that collide There's not a trace of blood on your hands, you don't have to choose a side No pointless killing and no more feeling shame No sacrifices being made in someone else's name Chorus: God is dead, he's just a voice inside your head. God is dead, he's just a monster under your bed. —Clawfinger, God Is dead