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{{quote|''"At the 50-minute mark the kid worries about how "all of this might end" even though he had literally spent less than 2 MINUTES with the girl throughout the ENTIRE FILM! That, my friends, is HORRIBLE relationship development. Don't believe me? Try this. Imagine that you're on a first date. You meet this person at a restaurant, introduce yourself, and then sit at the table. While waiting for the server to bring you your drinks you say, "Gee sweety, I don't know how I'd live without you." Rest assured that you'll never get a second date."''|'''A review from [[IMDb]] of ''[[My Beautiful Girl Mari]]'''''}}
{{quote|''"[[Straw Feminist|Consuella]] promises, "I am not like the others." Who said you were? And which others are we talking about? "I would fill you with life," she promises. "And love." [??] She then slips her cubic zirconium mood ring on his finger. Um, does this mean they're going steady now? [[Sean Connery|Zed]] says, "You have given me what no other gave. Love." What? Since when? So, chasing him around with torches, that was love? Coming at him with a knife, that was love? "If I live," he says, "We will live together." [[
{{quote|''"Alright lady, you've known the guy for less than 3 minutes total of screen-time. You're not exactly at the [[Big No|NOOOO!]] stage of a relationship yet."''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony's]] reaction to Xiaoyu's [[Big No]] moment during his review of ''[[Tekken: Blood Vengeance]]'''''}}
{{quote|''Porque lo más importante es el amor... el amor heterosexual'' ("Because the most important thing is love... heterosexual love")|The catchphrase-bordering-in-snowclone that Argentinian webshow '''The Lo Resumo Así Nomás''' uses every time he has to describe when the characters of the movie/show he is abridging get together, regardless of internal logic or plot progression}}
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