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*** It should be noted that his slip said "CAR THING YAY".
*** It should be noted that his slip said "CAR THING YAY".
** And then Critic uses [[Insane Troll Logic]] to dissuade him from joining the team. Successfuly!
** And then Critic uses [[Insane Troll Logic]] to dissuade him from joining the team. Successfuly!
{{quote| '''Critic'''[emphatically]: "You must stay here and protect women and elderly!"<br />
{{quote|'''Critic'''[emphatically]: "You must stay here and protect women and elderly!"
'''Mat-Ti'''[irresolutely]: "But there are no women and elderly here..."<br />
'''Mat-Ti'''[irresolutely]: "But there are no women and elderly here..."
'''Critic''': "That's what makes it so hard, Ma-Ti! That's what makes it so hard." }}
'''Critic''': "That's what makes it so hard, Ma-Ti! That's what makes it so hard." }}
* Film Brain being overly excited (again) and Lupa asking "Is there, like, some sort of medicine you should be on?"
* Film Brain being overly excited (again) and Lupa asking "Is there, like, some sort of medicine you should be on?"
* Jew Wario's [[The Un-Reveal|failed attempt]] at removing Todd's mask.
* Jew Wario's [[The Un-Reveal|failed attempt]] at removing Todd's mask.
{{quote| '''Jew Wario''': Hey! You're [[Todd in the Shadows]], right?<br />
{{quote|'''Jew Wario''': Hey! You're [[Todd in the Shadows]], right?
'''Todd''': ...yeah.<br />
'''Todd''': ...yeah.
'''[[Jew Wario]]''': I've always wondered what you looked like under that mask--''(gun cocking sound)''--and then he backed away. }}
'''[[Jew Wario]]''': I've always wondered what you looked like under that mask--''(gun cocking sound)''--and then he backed away. }}
* Critic instinctively ducking the bullet from Linkara's gun. Implied, of course, that an assassination is planned on him on a routine basis!
* Critic instinctively ducking the bullet from Linkara's gun. Implied, of course, that an assassination is planned on him on a routine basis!
* Paw chewing scenery better than Jeremy Irons.
* Paw chewing scenery better than Jeremy Irons.
* Jew Wario's unveiling as [[Labyrinth|Jareth]]. The looks of horror and disgust from the guys at his [[Gag Penis|signature]] is nicely contrasted by the [[Squee]] faces on the girls.
* Jew Wario's unveiling as [[Labyrinth|Jareth]]. The looks of horror and disgust from the guys at his [[Gag Penis|signature]] is nicely contrasted by the [[Squee]] faces on the girls.
{{quote| I can't help if I want to ''flaunt'' what I've got. (Complete with pelvic thrust, no less!)}}
{{quote|I can't help if I want to ''flaunt'' what I've got. (Complete with pelvic thrust, no less!)}}
** By pure coincidence (as noted in the commentary), the reveal also takes place in front of a picture of a [[Freud Was Right|massively tall]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|tower]]....
** By pure coincidence (as noted in the commentary), the reveal also takes place in front of a picture of a [[Freud Was Right|massively tall]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|tower]]....
** Then the girls immediately [[All Women Are Lustful|crowd around him lustfully]].
** Then the girls immediately [[All Women Are Lustful|crowd around him lustfully]].
*** Jew Wario's calm reaction to the Chick telling him that she'd like to know him better.
*** Jew Wario's calm reaction to the Chick telling him that she'd like to know him better.
{{quote| Mm, yes of course. Would you like to hold my balls? *offers glass balls*}}
{{quote|Mm, yes of course. Would you like to hold my balls? *offers glass balls*}}
** Later when the party splits in half: Lupa and the Chick whine about having to be on a different team while MarzGurl immediately clings to him.
** Later when the party splits in half: Lupa and the Chick whine about having to be on a different team while MarzGurl immediately clings to him.
* '''Spoony:''' "So, it's like LARPing?"
* '''Spoony:''' "So, it's like LARPing?"
{{quote| '''Critic:''' "No! That's just a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a fake reward."<br />
{{quote|'''Critic:''' "No! That's just a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a fake reward."
'''Spoony:''' "While we're a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a ''real'' reward."<br />
'''Spoony:''' "While we're a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a ''real'' reward."
'''Critic:''' "Exactly!" }}
'''Critic:''' "Exactly!" }}
* [[The Nostalgia Chick]]: "*speaking Elvish since she's dressed up as [[Lord of the Rings|Arwen]]*"
* [[The Nostalgia Chick]]: "*speaking Elvish since she's dressed up as [[Lord of the Rings|Arwen]]*"
{{quote| '''Subtitles:''' "Greetings unattractive mortals. I am Arwen, daughter of King what's-his-name from those Matrix movies."<br />
{{quote|'''Subtitles:''' "Greetings unattractive mortals. I am Arwen, daughter of King what's-his-name from those Matrix movies."
'''Boys:''' "What?!"<br />
'''Boys:''' "What?!"
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' "Read the damn subtitles!"<br />
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' "Read the damn subtitles!"
'''Boys:''' "[[Medium Awareness|*looks down*]] Ooooh!" }}
'''Boys:''' "[[Medium Awareness|*looks down*]] Ooooh!" }}
** Her Dialogue is random gibberish (with Irish, German, and other random words thrown in). When she says It's cool to Conan (Benzai), she really says póg mo thóin (kiss My ass in Irish). But it could also be a reference to Pogue Mahone (an album from the Pogues).
** Her Dialogue is random gibberish (with Irish, German, and other random words thrown in). When she says It's cool to Conan (Benzai), she really says póg mo thóin (kiss My ass in Irish). But it could also be a reference to Pogue Mahone (an album from the Pogues).
* Bennet's Aslan costume, mostly because everyone else laughs like idiots, mistakes him for [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|the Cowardly Lion]] and collectively take the piss out of his entrance.
* Bennet's Aslan costume, mostly because everyone else laughs like idiots, mistakes him for [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|the Cowardly Lion]] and collectively take the piss out of his entrance.
* When Handsome Tom arrives:
* When Handsome Tom arrives:
{{quote| '''Critic:''' Hey, Tom! You're....?<br />
{{quote|'''Critic:''' Hey, Tom! You're....?
'''Handsom Tom:''' I'm [[Willow]].<br />
'''Handsom Tom:''' I'm [[Willow]].
'''Critic:''' [[Recognition Failure|...of course!]] }}
'''Critic:''' [[Recognition Failure|...of course!]] }}
** What makes it even better is that his costume caused just as much confusion as Phelous and unlike Phelous no one had come even close to figuring out his costume.
** What makes it even better is that his costume caused just as much confusion as Phelous and unlike Phelous no one had come even close to figuring out his costume.
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* Film Brain's reactions to Luke Mochrie. Especially when they both get him coffee.
* Film Brain's reactions to Luke Mochrie. Especially when they both get him coffee.
** Film Brain claiming that Luke should have to change his costume from Harry Potter, as [[Actor Shared Background|he's actually British like the character]], unlike Luke.
** Film Brain claiming that Luke should have to change his costume from Harry Potter, as [[Actor Shared Background|he's actually British like the character]], unlike Luke.
{{quote| '''Luke:''' Yeah, well [[Canada, Eh?|I'm Canadian]]!<br />
{{quote|'''Luke:''' Yeah, well [[Canada, Eh?|I'm Canadian]]!<br />
'''Film Brain:''' That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!<br />
'''Film Brain:''' That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!<br />
'''Luke:''' What are you talking aboot?<br />
'''Luke:''' What are you talking aboot?<br />
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* Spoony's reaction to the reporter in the video saying ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' causes people to go insane, as noted in ''[[Mazes and Monsters]]'': THAT IS BULLSHIT!
* Spoony's reaction to the reporter in the video saying ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' causes people to go insane, as noted in ''[[Mazes and Monsters]]'': THAT IS BULLSHIT!
* Everyone leaving when the Critic turns his back:
* Everyone leaving when the Critic turns his back:
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Critic''': If you don't join me you're all fired. <br />
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': If you don't join me you're all fired.
'''Everyone''': *[[Collective Groan]]* }}
'''Everyone''': *[[Collective Groan]]* }}
* Bill noting that he's already driven into lakes due to GPS directions four times.
* Bill noting that he's already driven into lakes due to GPS directions four times.
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** "Crom laughs at your show tunes!"
** "Crom laughs at your show tunes!"
** Linkara's attempt to pick it up again after they defeat the puppeteer... only for someone to draw their sword:
** Linkara's attempt to pick it up again after they defeat the puppeteer... only for someone to draw their sword:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': I'll be quiet. }}
{{quote|'''Linkara''': I'll be quiet. }}
* Obscurus Lupa acting enchanted, balanced with her more deadpan self.
* Obscurus Lupa acting enchanted, balanced with her more deadpan self.
{{quote| '''Obscurus Lupa''': You have fun with that. I'm going to go back to being all enchanted and shit "smiles and spins in a circle" }}
{{quote|'''Obscurus Lupa''': You have fun with that. I'm going to go back to being all enchanted and shit "smiles and spins in a circle" }}
* Critic accidentally knocking out Sage and Phelous with his sword. "Sorry."
* Critic accidentally knocking out Sage and Phelous with his sword. "Sorry."
* "Maybe I can distract him with my Arwen montage!" Chick then proceeds to speak elvish gibberish whilst her cloak billows and she stares off into the distance...
* "Maybe I can distract him with my Arwen montage!" Chick then proceeds to speak elvish gibberish whilst her cloak billows and she stares off into the distance...
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* Spoony confronting the Cloaks by using a spell, then eventually breaking character when it doesn't work and talking to them like a true D&D nerd out on a [[LARP|LARPing]] quest!
* Spoony confronting the Cloaks by using a spell, then eventually breaking character when it doesn't work and talking to them like a true D&D nerd out on a [[LARP|LARPing]] quest!
** He even slights the ''[[Old World of Darkness]]'' [[LARP]] community in the process! And then when the lead Cloak finally gets fed up, he causes the screen to darken!
** He even slights the ''[[Old World of Darkness]]'' [[LARP]] community in the process! And then when the lead Cloak finally gets fed up, he causes the screen to darken!
{{quote| '''Spoony:''' Okay if that's the way you want to play it, [[Serious Business|I'm simply going to have to report you to the game master, you guys are in serious trouble. You'll never play this game again.]]}}
{{quote|'''Spoony:''' Okay if that's the way you want to play it, [[Serious Business|I'm simply going to have to report you to the game master, you guys are in serious trouble. You'll never play this game again.]]}}
* "Oh my god we've entered Lamb Chop's Sing-Along."
* "Oh my god we've entered Lamb Chop's Sing-Along."
* "Wet yourselves and ''run''!"
* "Wet yourselves and ''run''!"
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* Film Brain's jealousy of Luke Mochrie. His closeup when Luke and Critic are next to each other is priceless.
* Film Brain's jealousy of Luke Mochrie. His closeup when Luke and Critic are next to each other is priceless.
** Film Brain threatens Luke by saying he is an insignificant 'pea' and he is essentially going to eat him, Luke takes advantage of him with this exchange-
** Film Brain threatens Luke by saying he is an insignificant 'pea' and he is essentially going to eat him, Luke takes advantage of him with this exchange-
{{quote| '''Luke''': Wow, that's a lot of peas. And I'm just full of them.<br />
{{quote|'''Luke''': Wow, that's a lot of peas. And I'm just full of them.
'''Film Brain''': That's right.<br />
'''Film Brain''': That's right.
'''Luke''': I am totally full of pea...ness.<br />
'''Luke''': I am totally full of pea...ness.
'''Film Brain''': You've got it.<br />
'''Film Brain''': You've got it.
'''Luke''': So, what are you going to do?<br />
'''Luke''': So, what are you going to do?
'''Film Brain''': [[Accidental Innuendo|I WILL EAT YOUR PEANESS!!!]] }}
'''Film Brain''': [[Accidental Innuendo|I WILL EAT YOUR PEANESS!!!]] }}
** Of course as soon as he yells this everyone turns around a stares at him appalled and confused as hell, with Angry Joe having the most hysterical mug on his face.
** Of course as soon as he yells this everyone turns around a stares at him appalled and confused as hell, with Angry Joe having the most hysterical mug on his face.
* Nostalgia Critic's use of [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|"Well excuse me, princess!"]]. Followed by him remarking how "douchey" that sounded, and asking everyone to stop him from saying it ever again.
* Nostalgia Critic's use of [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|"Well excuse me, princess!"]]. Followed by him remarking how "douchey" that sounded, and asking everyone to stop him from saying it ever again.
* Don't forget this exchange:
* Don't forget this exchange:
{{quote| '''Figures in black''': We have been named... ''The Cloaks''.<br />
{{quote|'''Figures in black''': We have been named... ''The Cloaks''.
'''Luke''': Why do they call you that?<br />
'''Luke''': Why do they call you that?
'''Todd in the Shadows''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Well, obviously because they like wearing go-go boots.]] ''What do you think?!'' }}
'''Todd in the Shadows''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Well, obviously because they like wearing go-go boots.]] ''What do you think?!'' }}
* Also Paw running around in his Jeremy Irons glory and feeding from the trees.
* Also Paw running around in his Jeremy Irons glory and feeding from the trees.
** Referred to as "molesting the woods" in the cast commentary.
** Referred to as "molesting the woods" in the cast commentary.
* Spoony/Gandalf to Marz/San:
* Spoony/Gandalf to Marz/San:
{{quote| "Look hun, we no speaky the [[Hayao Miyazaki|Miyazaki]]."}}
{{quote|"Look hun, we no speaky the [[Hayao Miyazaki|Miyazaki]]."}}
* Benzaie moving into attack Cat/the Puppeteer.
* Benzaie moving into attack Cat/the Puppeteer.
{{quote| I will crush the pussy!}}
{{quote|I will crush the pussy!}}
* For [[Tropers/Aunt Zelda|this troper]], it was when the Puppeteer emerged from behind the fallen tree and started punching people.
* For [[Tropers/Aunt Zelda|this troper]], it was when the Puppeteer emerged from behind the fallen tree and started punching people.
** Handsome Tom: I'm Willow. (gets punched)
** Handsome Tom: I'm Willow. (gets punched)
* Benett and the Critic fighting over who gets to give Lupa mouth to mouth.
* Benett and the Critic fighting over who gets to give Lupa mouth to mouth.
* What appears to be the beginning of a running gag:
* What appears to be the beginning of a running gag:
{{quote| '''Angry Joe''': Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my mother.<br />
{{quote|'''Angry Joe''': Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my mother.
'''Head Cloak''': Father.<br />
'''Head Cloak''': Father.
'''Angry Joe''': Somebody! }}
'''Angry Joe''': Somebody! }}
* It's kind of hard to hear with all the fighting and shouting, but just before the "Arwen montage", Conan/Benzaie shouts for his "big, muscular mommy" while being strangled by the Puppeteer.
* It's kind of hard to hear with all the fighting and shouting, but just before the "Arwen montage", Conan/Benzaie shouts for his "big, muscular mommy" while being strangled by the Puppeteer.
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* "The path to enlightenment is the enlightenment of the path." "Yes, and the way to pain is to nail you in the nads."
* "The path to enlightenment is the enlightenment of the path." "Yes, and the way to pain is to nail you in the nads."
* Paw and Joe's reactions to the Cloaks {{spoiler|actually possessing magical powers.}}:
* Paw and Joe's reactions to the Cloaks {{spoiler|actually possessing magical powers.}}:
{{quote| '''Paw/Angry Joe (in unison)''': HOLY SHIT!}}
{{quote|'''Paw/Angry Joe (in unison)''': HOLY SHIT!}}
* The Snob explaining why he uses a belt instead of the whip. And [[Jew Wario]]'s reaction.
* The Snob explaining why he uses a belt instead of the whip. And [[Jew Wario]]'s reaction.
* "Hey, Andrew Lloyd Fucker! Stop it with the show tunes!"
* "Hey, Andrew Lloyd Fucker! Stop it with the show tunes!"
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* The Cloak's magic bolt deflecting off Jew Wario's codpiece.
* The Cloak's magic bolt deflecting off Jew Wario's codpiece.
* Todd, unable to see anything, attacking Film Brain and an inanimate pole.
* Todd, unable to see anything, attacking Film Brain and an inanimate pole.
{{quote| I can't even tell who I'm fighting. That's not you, Joe, is it?}}
{{quote|I can't even tell who I'm fighting. That's not you, Joe, is it?}}
** When he attacks the pole, he gets so disoriented that he falls over. This is so hilariously ridiculous that Film Brain and one of the Cloaks actually stop their fighting to stare.
** When he attacks the pole, he gets so disoriented that he falls over. This is so hilariously ridiculous that Film Brain and one of the Cloaks actually stop their fighting to stare.
*** Linkara notes in his commentary that it keeps the joke from being a ripoff of ''[[Robin Hood: Men in Tights]]''.
*** Linkara notes in his commentary that it keeps the joke from being a ripoff of ''[[Robin Hood: Men in Tights]]''.
* The continuation of the Inigo Montoya running gag.
* The continuation of the Inigo Montoya running gag.
{{quote| '''Angry Joe''': Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lawyer.}}
{{quote|'''Angry Joe''': Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lawyer.}}
* Brad and [[Marz Gurl]] doing the scene from the end of ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|The Last Crusade]]'' where Indiana Jones tries to grab Elsa's hand while she reaches for the holy grail. Marz slides down the slide, of course completely safe. Cue Brad's deadpan "Yeah, this is kinda silly".
* Brad and [[Marz Gurl]] doing the scene from the end of ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|The Last Crusade]]'' where Indiana Jones tries to grab Elsa's hand while she reaches for the holy grail. Marz slides down the slide, of course completely safe. Cue Brad's deadpan "Yeah, this is kinda silly".
** What makes this even funnier is that while in costume, Marz Gurl only speaks in [[Gratuitous Japanese]].
** What makes this even funnier is that while in costume, Marz Gurl only speaks in [[Gratuitous Japanese]].
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** Spoony's dead serious "We must make haste to another battlefield! One where parents' permission matters not!"
** Spoony's dead serious "We must make haste to another battlefield! One where parents' permission matters not!"
* Spoony and Paws exchanging battle cries as they alternatively attack the Cloaks.
* Spoony and Paws exchanging battle cries as they alternatively attack the Cloaks.
{{quote| '''Spoony''': Go back to the darkness!<br />
{{quote|'''Spoony''': Go back to the darkness!
'''Paw''': Give into the darkness!<br />
'''Paw''': Give into the darkness!
'''Spoony''': Rage will not avail you!<br />
'''Spoony''': Rage will not avail you!
'''Paw''': Rage... more rage! }}
'''Paw''': Rage... more rage! }}
* Brad attempting to recreate the bridge scene from ''Temple of Doom''. And utterly failing as his sword bounces off.
* Brad attempting to recreate the bridge scene from ''Temple of Doom''. And utterly failing as his sword bounces off.
** And being forced to eye-poke a cloak!
** And being forced to eye-poke a cloak!
* The TGWTG take on [[These Questions Three]].
* The TGWTG take on [[These Questions Three]].
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Critic''': Does that ever work?<br />
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': Does that ever work?
''' {{spoiler|Chester}}''': It does with people who have money! }}
''' {{spoiler|Chester}}''': It does with people who have money! }}
* Linkara needing [[Least Rhymable Word|a word that rhymes with]] [[Groin Attack|"castrati."]]
* Linkara needing [[Least Rhymable Word|a word that rhymes with]] [[Groin Attack|"castrati."]]
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** Mickey's increasingly angry expressions really sell it.
** Mickey's increasingly angry expressions really sell it.
** Linkara's reaction when Mai-Ti talks to Mickey about it.
** Linkara's reaction when Mai-Ti talks to Mickey about it.
{{quote| '''Ma-Ti:''' (puts hand on Mickey's shoulder) I will always be there to support you in your taste for beastiality.<br />
{{quote|'''Ma-Ti:''' (puts hand on Mickey's shoulder) I will always be there to support you in your taste for beastiality.
''(Linkara walks by then, gives me a horrifying look, and runs away!)''<br />
''(Linkara walks by then, gives me a horrifying look, and runs away!)''
'''Mickey''': Thanks, Ma-Ti. What more could a...goatfucker ask for. }}
'''Mickey''': Thanks, Ma-Ti. What more could a...goatfucker ask for. }}
*** With the implication that as pissed as he was about it, Mickey would still rather have people think he has a goat fetish than let Ma-Ti join the quest.
*** With the implication that as pissed as he was about it, Mickey would still rather have people think he has a goat fetish than let Ma-Ti join the quest.
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* Film Brain shoving Luke out of the way while grinning like a madman.
* Film Brain shoving Luke out of the way while grinning like a madman.
* Luke trapping one of The Cloaks in a slide
* Luke trapping one of The Cloaks in a slide
{{quote| '''Trapped Cloak''': This slide was not made for the husky gentleman!}}
{{quote|'''Trapped Cloak''': This slide was not made for the husky gentleman!}}
* Dibs!
* Dibs!
* Spoony failing as Gandalf:
* Spoony failing as Gandalf:
{{quote| '''Spoony''': [[You Shall Not Pass]]!<br />
{{quote|'''Spoony''': [[You Shall Not Pass]]!
'''Cloak''': *shoots off his hat*<br />
'''Cloak''': *shoots off his hat*
'''Spoony''': [[Screams Like a Little Girl|Eek!]] }}
'''Spoony''': [[Screams Like a Little Girl|Eek!]] }}
* When Group 2 relocates their battle.
* When Group 2 relocates their battle.
{{quote| '''Cloak #2''': It's not as good as the last one.<br />
{{quote|'''Cloak #2''': It's not as good as the last one.
'''Film Brain''': The other one had sand castles! }}
'''Film Brain''': The other one had sand castles! }}
* During the argument with the overbearing mother, Joe starts to tell her and her kid that santa isn't real, only for one of the Cloaks to [[Dope Slap]] him.
* During the argument with the overbearing mother, Joe starts to tell her and her kid that santa isn't real, only for one of the Cloaks to [[Dope Slap]] him.
* The exchange at the end of the episode:
* The exchange at the end of the episode:
{{quote| '''Todd:''' Say, you didn't lose the map in the battle, did you?<br />
{{quote|'''Todd:''' Say, you didn't lose the map in the battle, did you?
'''Spoony:''' Ha! What sort of half-baked wizard do you take me for?<br />
'''Spoony:''' Ha! What sort of half-baked wizard do you take me for?
'''Todd:''' Do you really want me to answer that?<br />
'''Todd:''' Do you really want me to answer that?
'''Spoony:''' No! }}
'''Spoony:''' No! }}


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== From Part 4 ==
== From Part 4 ==
* Film Brain and Luke screwing with the Gatecleaner.
* Film Brain and Luke screwing with the Gatecleaner.
{{quote| '''Luke''': *''on the phone with his mother''* "No, this is a ''real'' quest! ...No, I won't bring home another dead animal." }}
{{quote|'''Luke''': *''on the phone with his mother''* "No, this is a ''real'' quest! ...No, I won't bring home another dead animal." }}
** Any scene with him, in fact. "I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO THAT!"
** Any scene with him, in fact. "I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO THAT!"
*** "I'VE SEEN THREE-HEADED HELLSPAWN MORE COOPERATIVE THAN YOU!"
*** "I'VE SEEN THREE-HEADED HELLSPAWN MORE COOPERATIVE THAN YOU!"
** This exchange:
** This exchange:
{{quote| '''Housekeeper:''' Honey, did you ever pick up the croutons?<br />
{{quote|'''Housekeeper:''' Honey, did you ever pick up the croutons?
'''Gatecleaner:''' I told you to check the pantry! I am NOT buying more Croutons when we have an OPEN BOX! }}
'''Gatecleaner:''' I told you to check the pantry! I am NOT buying more Croutons when we have an OPEN BOX! }}
*** The commentaries reveal that Spoony did all kinds of different takes on that line, giving the Gatecleaner's wife as many personalities as he could think of before settling on the chain-smoking harridan.
*** The commentaries reveal that Spoony did all kinds of different takes on that line, giving the Gatecleaner's wife as many personalities as he could think of before settling on the chain-smoking harridan.
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* Nostalgia Chick's annoyed reaction to the Critic clinging and cowering behind her even though he's much taller than her.
* Nostalgia Chick's annoyed reaction to the Critic clinging and cowering behind her even though he's much taller than her.
* When the Cloaks show up:
* When the Cloaks show up:
{{quote| '''Marzgurl''': Chicken humpers!<br />
{{quote|'''Marzgurl''': Chicken humpers!
'''Spoony''': Run like children! }}
'''Spoony''': Run like children! }}
* "Who's that?" "He looks like a member of Run DMC."
* "Who's that?" "He looks like a member of Run DMC."
* Everyone say it with me now: "My name is Inigo Montoya '''''motherfucker!'''''"
* Everyone say it with me now: "My name is Inigo Montoya '''''motherfucker!'''''"
** And the cause of it as well.
** And the cause of it as well.
{{quote| '''Cloak #1''': Unleash the fire of a thousand arrows!<br />
{{quote|'''Cloak #1''': Unleash the fire of a thousand arrows!
'''Cloak #2''': You mean the machine gun?<br />
'''Cloak #2''': You mean the machine gun?
'''Cloak #1''': ''([[Beat]])'' Yes. }}
'''Cloak #1''': ''([[Beat]])'' Yes. }}
** [[Training Day|"King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"]]
** [[Training Day|"King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"]]
** Marzgurl: "Let's go [[Ted Nugent]]!"
** Marzgurl: "Let's go [[Ted Nugent]]!"
** Let's not forget Joe's reaction to the Cloaks bringing out the machine gun.
** Let's not forget Joe's reaction to the Cloaks bringing out the machine gun.
{{quote| '''Angry Joe:''' ''[Gleefully]'' I didn't know we could use machine guns!}}
{{quote|'''Angry Joe:''' ''[Gleefully]'' I didn't know we could use machine guns!}}
* The fact that the witch talks with the sweetest voice about how the crew would be better off dead.
* The fact that the witch talks with the sweetest voice about how the crew would be better off dead.
{{quote| '''Witch''': Perhaps it's better if you die now, rather than wait for what's coming. I know what hunts you, and believe me, it's much kinder if I just smash your brains in and drink from your bleeding skulls.}}
{{quote|'''Witch''': Perhaps it's better if you die now, rather than wait for what's coming. I know what hunts you, and believe me, it's much kinder if I just smash your brains in and drink from your bleeding skulls.}}
* Critic screaming like a girl every second when the witch started speaking demonically. Even funnier once you hear Iron Liz say that they were about half a mile down the trail and could ''still'' hear him doing it.
* Critic screaming like a girl every second when the witch started speaking demonically. Even funnier once you hear Iron Liz say that they were about half a mile down the trail and could ''still'' hear him doing it.
* As the witch is making almost everyone in group 1 run around and scream as she shoots lightning everywhere, Handsome Tom casually walks up to her and uses pepper spray.
* As the witch is making almost everyone in group 1 run around and scream as she shoots lightning everywhere, Handsome Tom casually walks up to her and uses pepper spray.
* The girl on the phone. [[Airborne|"And then my dad shot her. It was weird."]]
* The girl on the phone. [[Airborne|"And then my dad shot her. It was weird."]]
* This exchange between Film Brain and the cloaks.
* This exchange between Film Brain and the cloaks.
{{quote| '''Cloak''': Look into my eyes.<br />
{{quote|'''Cloak''': Look into my eyes.
'''Film Brain''': I can't see your eyes, they're covered up.<br />
'''Film Brain''': I can't see your eyes, they're covered up.
'''Cloak''': Oh, well, pretend you can see my eyes.<br />
'''Cloak''': Oh, well, pretend you can see my eyes.
'''Film Brain''': *happily* Okay.<br />
'''Film Brain''': *happily* Okay.
'''Cloak''': Look into my eyes then.<br />
'''Cloak''': Look into my eyes then.
'''Film Brain''': [[Screams Like a Little Girl|[screams like a girl] ]] }}
'''Film Brain''': [[Screams Like a Little Girl|[screams like a girl] ]] }}


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** Bonus for his whole team looking at him like he's completely snapped.
** Bonus for his whole team looking at him like he's completely snapped.
* This exchange:
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Critic''': Phelous! Inspire us! Say something stoic!<br />
{{quote|'''Critic''': Phelous! Inspire us! Say something stoic!
'''Phelous''': ''I WANNA DIE!''<br />
'''Phelous''': ''I WANNA DIE!''
'''Critic''': Perfect! }}
'''Critic''': Perfect! }}
* The return of {{spoiler|[[That Dude in the Suede]]}}. Doubles as a [[Awesome Moment]] and a [[Heartwarming Moment]].
* The return of {{spoiler|[[That Dude in the Suede]]}}. Doubles as a [[Awesome Moment]] and a [[Heartwarming Moment]].
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Suede'''}}: Before we continue, you must defeat me in mortal combat.<br />
{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}}: Before we continue, you must defeat me in mortal combat.
'''Critic:''' What?<br />
'''Critic:''' What?
{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}}: Here, hit my sword.<br />
{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}}: Here, hit my sword.
''Critic hits {{spoiler|Suede}}'s sword with his.''<br />
''Critic hits {{spoiler|Suede}}'s sword with his.''
{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}} (deadpan): Ah, I am defeated, let's get out of here. }}
{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}} (deadpan): Ah, I am defeated, let's get out of here. }}
** {{spoiler|Lupa's lack of reaction to Suede's return, lampshading a good chunk of the viewers who have no idea who he is and looking annoyed while everyone else is happy to have him back.}}
** {{spoiler|Lupa's lack of reaction to Suede's return, lampshading a good chunk of the viewers who have no idea who he is and looking annoyed while everyone else is happy to have him back.}}
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* Film Brain {{spoiler|being so annoying that he managed to literally drive off the other cloaks.}}
* Film Brain {{spoiler|being so annoying that he managed to literally drive off the other cloaks.}}
** The cloaks are just arguing about it, then:
** The cloaks are just arguing about it, then:
{{quote| '''Film Brain:''' Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! [[The Load|Can one of you carry me?]]<br />
{{quote|'''Film Brain:''' Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! [[The Load|Can one of you carry me?]]<br />
''(Cut to Cloak #2 carrying Film Brain [[Bridal Carry|bridal-style]] while he prattles on.)''<br />
''(Cut to Cloak #2 carrying Film Brain [[Bridal Carry|bridal-style]] while he prattles on.)''<br />
'''Film Brain:''' It's such a wonderful day outside, why don't we skip this guarding tosh and pick some flowers? *gasp* I could make a nice flower garland for you, Cloak #2! }}
'''Film Brain:''' It's such a wonderful day outside, why don't we skip this guarding tosh and pick some flowers? *gasp* I could make a nice flower garland for you, Cloak #2! }}
* Jaffers just told his story. Silence... interrupted by Phelous continuing to talk about his "big, strong hands". Cue [[Big "Shut Up!"|"SHUT UP!"]].
* Jaffers just told his story. Silence... interrupted by Phelous continuing to talk about his "big, strong hands". Cue [[Big "Shut Up!"|"SHUT UP!"]].
* After freeing Film Brain of the Cloaks' hypnosis.
* After freeing Film Brain of the Cloaks' hypnosis.
{{quote| '''Luke:''' No biggie. You'd do the same for me!<br />
{{quote|'''Luke:''' No biggie. You'd do the same for me!
''(awkward pause)''<br />
''(awkward pause)''
'''Film Brain:''' ...Well, now I would've! }}
'''Film Brain:''' ...Well, now I would've! }}
* The hypnosis itself was hilarious as well
* The hypnosis itself was hilarious as well
{{quote| '''Luke:''' You are an internet reviewer...an internet reviewer...<br />
{{quote|'''Luke:''' You are an internet reviewer...an internet reviewer...
'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' I am a ''brilliant'' internet reviewer...<br />
'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' I am a ''brilliant'' internet reviewer...<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''Luke:''' You're an internet reviewer. }}
'''Luke:''' You're an internet reviewer. }}
* This exchange:
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Jew Wario''': Here, grab my ball.<br />
{{quote|'''Jew Wario''': Here, grab my ball.
'''Luke''': Okay, I'm going to turn around, and that better be what I think it is. }}
'''Luke''': Okay, I'm going to turn around, and that better be what I think it is. }}
* The Cloaks distracting Film Brain whilst they have a meeting.
* The Cloaks distracting Film Brain whilst they have a meeting.
{{quote| '''Cloak 1:''' Look, a butterfly.<br />
{{quote|'''Cloak 1:''' Look, a butterfly.
'''Film Brain:''' WHERE?! }}
'''Film Brain:''' WHERE?! }}
* Mickey's expression when Mai-Ti brings him the Goat Fuckers for Dummies book.
* Mickey's expression when Mai-Ti brings him the Goat Fuckers for Dummies book.
* The Cloaks distracting Film Brain by asking him what his favorite tree is.
* The Cloaks distracting Film Brain by asking him what his favorite tree is.
* And after that, the Cloaks escaping... by car.
* And after that, the Cloaks escaping... by car.
{{quote| '''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' We had a car? Why were we walking the whole time?}}
{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' We had a car? Why were we walking the whole time?}}
* The absolute ''fury'' in {{spoiler|Malachite's}} voice when he lists a bunch of TV shows and gets to: '''[[Glee]]'''
* The absolute ''fury'' in {{spoiler|Malachite's}} voice when he lists a bunch of TV shows and gets to: '''[[Glee]]'''


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** {{spoiler|[[Lord Kat]]}} as [[The Voice|the voice of Crom]]. And, as he revealed on his stream when Part 6 went up, {{spoiler|[[Throw It In|Doug used a take of his where Jason burps after finishing his lines]]; the burp wasn't in the script, Jason just ad-libbed it in and was not expecting Doug to use that take.}}
** {{spoiler|[[Lord Kat]]}} as [[The Voice|the voice of Crom]]. And, as he revealed on his stream when Part 6 went up, {{spoiler|[[Throw It In|Doug used a take of his where Jason burps after finishing his lines]]; the burp wasn't in the script, Jason just ad-libbed it in and was not expecting Doug to use that take.}}
* The arrival of [[The Cavalry]]:
* The arrival of [[The Cavalry]]:
{{quote| '''Spoony:''' ''(standing heroically atop a hill)'' [[The Lord of the Rings|The Critic Nostalgia stands alone.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Spoony:''' ''(standing heroically atop a hill)'' [[The Lord of the Rings|The Critic Nostalgia stands alone.]]<br />
'''Angry Joe:''' Yeah!<br />
'''Angry Joe:''' Yeah!<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
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* [[The Reveal]] of Malachite's Hand, {{spoiler|which Jaffers thought was butt-ugly so he took the jewel (the only piece of it that actually mattered) and put it on a Power Glove.}}
* [[The Reveal]] of Malachite's Hand, {{spoiler|which Jaffers thought was butt-ugly so he took the jewel (the only piece of it that actually mattered) and put it on a Power Glove.}}
** And then there's Handsome Tom and 8-Bit Mickey's reactions to it.
** And then there's Handsome Tom and 8-Bit Mickey's reactions to it.
{{quote| '''8-Bit Mickey:''' I'm not gonna lie; ''That'' is friggin' awesome.<br />
{{quote|'''8-Bit Mickey:''' I'm not gonna lie; ''That'' is friggin' awesome.
'''Handsome Tom:''' [[Rule of Three|I'm Willow]].<br />
'''Handsome Tom:''' [[Rule of Three|I'm Willow]].<br />
'''8-Bit Mickey:''' Yes. Yes you are. }}
'''8-Bit Mickey:''' Yes. Yes you are. }}
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* Speaking of exposing one's junk, Jareth's is simply [[Blinded by the Light|radiant]]. *honk honk wolf-whistle*
* Speaking of exposing one's junk, Jareth's is simply [[Blinded by the Light|radiant]]. *honk honk wolf-whistle*
* This exchange.
* This exchange.
{{quote| '''Jaffers:''' "Hey man, I just found out what the internet is. You guys are awesome!"<br />
{{quote|'''Jaffers:''' "Hey man, I just found out what the internet is. You guys are awesome!"
'''NC:''' "That's great, really great. So we cool now?"<br />
'''NC:''' "That's great, really great. So we cool now?"
'''Jaffers:''' "No, I still gotta kill you."<br />
'''Jaffers:''' "No, I still gotta kill you."
'''NC:''' "Of course." }}
'''NC:''' "Of course." }}
** And right before the battle while both The Critic's and Jaffer's team are in impressive-looking, battle-ready positions... Jaffers is shown flailing around still. And let's not forget his pathetic battle cry.
** And right before the battle while both The Critic's and Jaffer's team are in impressive-looking, battle-ready positions... Jaffers is shown flailing around still. And let's not forget his pathetic battle cry.
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* Lupa running around [[Distressed Damsel]] style as everyone else prepares for battle, until the Critic tells her to shut up.
* Lupa running around [[Distressed Damsel]] style as everyone else prepares for battle, until the Critic tells her to shut up.
** Lupa then drops the act completely against Cat and starts biting the puppet. Her next scene {{spoiler|has Lupa [[Action Girl|show up in a leather jacket, take Angry Joe's extra machine gun, and start shooting.]]}}
** Lupa then drops the act completely against Cat and starts biting the puppet. Her next scene {{spoiler|has Lupa [[Action Girl|show up in a leather jacket, take Angry Joe's extra machine gun, and start shooting.]]}}
{{quote| '''Angry Joe''': "That's strangely hot."}}
{{quote|'''Angry Joe''': "That's strangely hot."}}
* "My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster..."
* "My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster..."
** "Father."
** "Father."
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**** That just happens to be Linkara's favorite line in the whole thing.
**** That just happens to be Linkara's favorite line in the whole thing.
* Everyone's reaction about where the gauntlet is. {{spoiler|It's in the field where they first started.}}
* Everyone's reaction about where the gauntlet is. {{spoiler|It's in the field where they first started.}}
{{quote| '''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]''': "Oh you..."<br />
{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]''': "Oh you..."<br />
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': "...got to be..."<br />
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': "...got to be..."<br />
'''[[Todd in the Shadows]]''': "...fucking..."<br />
'''[[Todd in the Shadows]]''': "...fucking..."<br />
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** Which was all a [[Throw It In]].
** Which was all a [[Throw It In]].
* Brad's cheerfully BS excuse to get inside the last location.
* Brad's cheerfully BS excuse to get inside the last location.
{{quote| '''Brad:''' Hi there! We represent "The Broadway Better Business Players For a Brighter Tomorrow". We are trying to start up a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee, and with your help we can ''stop'' [[Mamma Mia]] from ever playing again. }}
{{quote|'''Brad:''' Hi there! We represent "The Broadway Better Business Players For a Brighter Tomorrow". We are trying to start up a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee, and with your help we can ''stop'' [[Mamma Mia]] from ever playing again. }}
* Todd and Paw's [[Combination Attack]].
* Todd and Paw's [[Combination Attack]].
{{quote| '''Todd''': [[Batter Up]]!<br />
{{quote|'''Todd''': [[Batter Up]]!
(Throws Voice of the Ancients at Paw, [[I Know Madden Kombat|who then hits it with his staff]])<br />
(Throws Voice of the Ancients at Paw, [[I Know Madden Kombat|who then hits it with his staff]])<br />
'''Paw''': Home run for Profion! (chest bump) }}
'''Paw''': Home run for Profion! (chest bump) }}
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* "Well, I think Shiva will get over it"
* "Well, I think Shiva will get over it"
* Angry Joe's final screw up of the [[My Name Is Inigo Montoya]] line.
* Angry Joe's final screw up of the [[My Name Is Inigo Montoya]] line.
{{quote| '''Joe:''' Alo. My name is Amigo Toyota.<br />
{{quote|'''Joe:''' Alo. My name is Amigo Toyota.
'''Everyone:''' (''[[Face Palm]]'')<br />
'''Everyone:''' (''[[Face Palm]]'')
'''Joe:''' Whatever! You killed my father! Prepare to die! }}
'''Joe:''' Whatever! You killed my father! Prepare to die! }}
** Even funnier, Joe actually [[Throw It In|improvised that screw up;]] in the script, he was supposed to finally get it right.
** Even funnier, Joe actually [[Throw It In|improvised that screw up;]] in the script, he was supposed to finally get it right.
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** How about the fact that the entire thing is an almost play-by-play homage to Spock's funeral in ''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|The Wrath of Khan]]''?
** How about the fact that the entire thing is an almost play-by-play homage to Spock's funeral in ''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|The Wrath of Khan]]''?
*** Including a twist on the "needs of the many" line:
*** Including a twist on the "needs of the many" line:
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}}:''' The needs of the many outweigh...<br />
{{quote|''' {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}}:''' The needs of the many outweigh...
'''Critic:''' The needs of the few?<br />
'''Critic:''' The needs of the few?
''' {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}}:''' Shut up I'm talking. }}
''' {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}}:''' Shut up I'm talking. }}
** {{spoiler|Spoony randomly crying about Ma-Ti in his apparent future Final Fantasy XIII review.}}
** {{spoiler|Spoony randomly crying about Ma-Ti in his apparent future Final Fantasy XIII review.}}
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** And landing right onto {{spoiler|Malachite}}.
** And landing right onto {{spoiler|Malachite}}.
* Linkara mentioning how The Critic could bring {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}} back with the [[H.P. Lovecraft|Necron]][[Evil Dead|omicon]], which prompts The Critic to get another bright idea...
* Linkara mentioning how The Critic could bring {{spoiler|Ma-Ti}} back with the [[H.P. Lovecraft|Necron]][[Evil Dead|omicon]], which prompts The Critic to get another bright idea...
{{quote| '''Chester A. Bum:''' [[Book Ends|"Oh my god I won a car!"]]}}
{{quote|'''Chester A. Bum:''' [[Book Ends|"Oh my god I won a car!"]]}}
* The post-credit stinger/callback with {{spoiler|Spoony as the Housekeeper}}.
* The post-credit stinger/callback with {{spoiler|Spoony as the Housekeeper}}.
{{quote| " {{spoiler|Shut up, Mommy's on the rock!}}"}}
{{quote|" {{spoiler|Shut up, Mommy's on the rock!}}"}}




== Extras ==
== Extras ==
* Paw's [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31575-channel-awesome-dance-spectacular-3 Dance Spectacular] video, which shows off some behind the scenes footage, as well as numerous contributors dancing in their own unique styles.
* Paw's [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31575-channel-awesome-dance-spectacular-3 Dance Spectacular] video, which shows off some behind the scenes footage, as well as numerous contributors dancing in their own unique styles.
{{quote| '''Cameraman''': ''(panning down to Link!Doug's legs)'' Hey, Doug! Put your legs over here; I need a white balance.<br />
{{quote|'''Cameraman''': ''(panning down to Link!Doug's legs)'' Hey, Doug! Put your legs over here; I need a white balance.
''(Everyone else laughs)''<br />
''(Everyone else laughs)''
'''[[The Nostalgia Critic|Doug]]''': ''([[Flipping the Bird|flipping off the camera]])'' Here's your white balance! }}
'''[[The Nostalgia Critic|Doug]]''': ''([[Flipping the Bird|flipping off the camera]])'' Here's your white balance! }}
** Also Film Brain's reaction to Doug sitting in the back of a car (in a not very ladylike position by the way) and working on the script while in costume.
** Also Film Brain's reaction to Doug sitting in the back of a car (in a not very ladylike position by the way) and working on the script while in costume.
{{quote| '''FB''': There's something you don't see every day.}}
{{quote|'''FB''': There's something you don't see every day.}}
** Todd doing Souljuh Boy!
** Todd doing Souljuh Boy!
* [[Benzaie]]'s [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31605-a-frog-in-chicago-again vlog]. With special mentions to Benzaie both singing [[Kesha|"Take It Off"]] while wearing Jew Wario's blonde wig, and {{spoiler|doing a strip tease}} in [[The Stinger]].
* [[Benzaie]]'s [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31605-a-frog-in-chicago-again vlog]. With special mentions to Benzaie both singing [[Kesha|"Take It Off"]] while wearing Jew Wario's blonde wig, and {{spoiler|doing a strip tease}} in [[The Stinger]].
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** Spoony's take on his expression during the [[Big Damn Heroes]] scene: "God approves of this."
** Spoony's take on his expression during the [[Big Damn Heroes]] scene: "God approves of this."
** The comments about them preparing to dig through the floor and [[Jew Wario]] holds up his crystal orb.
** The comments about them preparing to dig through the floor and [[Jew Wario]] holds up his crystal orb.
{{quote| "Are you really going to try and dig with a ball?"<br />
{{quote|"Are you really going to try and dig with a ball?"
"My balls are magical, they can do that." }}
"My balls are magical, they can do that." }}
** Brad saying that without the hat, Spoony looks like "some old hippie who wandered out of the woods".
** Brad saying that without the hat, Spoony looks like "some old hippie who wandered out of the woods".
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* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/32013-suburban-knights-character-descriptions The video of everyone explaining their characters] features [[Jew Wario]] walking through the house in costume as everyone gazes lustfully at him, [[Even the Guys Want Him|male and female alike.]]
* [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/32013-suburban-knights-character-descriptions The video of everyone explaining their characters] features [[Jew Wario]] walking through the house in costume as everyone gazes lustfully at him, [[Even the Guys Want Him|male and female alike.]]
** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] chasing Rob around, trying to beat him with Doug's hat.
** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] chasing Rob around, trying to beat him with Doug's hat.
{{quote| '''Rob:''' [[Futurama|Woobwoobwoobwoob]]<br />
{{quote|'''Rob:''' [[Futurama|Woobwoobwoobwoob]]<br />
'''Linkara:''' You can't escape me, Walker! }}
'''Linkara:''' You can't escape me, Walker! }}
** The entire conversation between Mickey, Barghav, Lindsay and Nella discussing the content of "Goat-Fuckers for Dummies" and debating wheather it would be a self-help manual or a how-to guide.
** The entire conversation between Mickey, Barghav, Lindsay and Nella discussing the content of "Goat-Fuckers for Dummies" and debating wheather it would be a self-help manual or a how-to guide.