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{{quote|''"Ouch, that was painful. So very, very lame."''|'''Momoko''', ''[[Wedding Peach Abridged]]''}}

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** ''[[Beauty and The Beast The Enchanted Christmas]]'' was so hard on [[The Nostalgia Chick]] that she'd rather go through "seven holocausts" than watch it again.

** The [[4Kids! Entertainment|4Kids version]] of the ''[[One Piece]]'' theme song reduces [[Marz Gurl]] to [[Angrish]] and crying.

** [[Todd in the Shadows]] writhes in pain at a musical number of ''[[Hannah Montana]]: [[The Movie]]'' ("I've seen ''[[Grease]] 2''. I saw that [[Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Peppers movie with the BeeGees]]. I've seen two ''[[High School Musical~~|High School Musicals~~]]'' But this ought to be the worst musical number ever.")

** [[Todd in the Shadows]] writhes in pain at a musical number of ''[[Hannah Montana]]: [[The Movie]]'' ("I've seen ''[[Grease]] 2''. I saw that [[Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Peppers movie with the BeeGees]]. I've seen two ''[[High School Musical]]s'' But this ought to be the worst musical number ever.")

*** "Break Up" by Mario feat. Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett makes his hair fall out in clumps and his nose bleed. Later he claims he's lucky it didn't give him cancer.

** [[Diamanda Hagan]] follows the cast of ''[[Project Million]]'' into the "It's a Small World" ride. She doesn't take it too well.

** [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]] has a few videos listed under the title of "Experience BIJ." Bij is apparently a Klingon pain ritual; the videos themselves largely consist of whatever Spoony has seen on the internet which is horribly annoying, and the goal is to see how long you can watch the videos without pausing, going to another window, or muting it. Few can make it.

** [[The Cinema Snob]] experienced this in the aftermath of watching ''Video Violence''~~--about~~ three years later, as he was reviewing its sequel, he had just recovered from the debilitating effects.

** [[The Cinema Snob]] experienced this in the aftermath of watching ''Video Violence''—about three years later, as he was reviewing its sequel, he had just recovered from the debilitating effects.

* [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]] shouts out "OW!" after [[The Reveal]] in ''[[Zardoz]]'' that Zed's religion is based on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.

* Observing the effects of bad writing on a 'verse can cause Agents of the [[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]] to [[Eye Scream|spork their eyes out]], [[Go Mad From the Revelation]], or [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|get a headache]].