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''Travel Log, day 1:'' I have embarked on this journey to discover the mythical land of [[Sugar Bowl]], beyond the singing mountains and in the country of tweeting baby birds, said to be full of strange people and creatures. I am excited and [[Tempting Fate|expect only the best!]]
''Travel Log, day 5:'' Having entered the outskirts of this land, I've discovered that the wildlife is very... [[Ridiculously Cute Critter|cute.]] There do not appear to be any predators, and they come up to me quite confidently and seek sweets or to play. Most amazingly, they all seem [[Talking Animal|capable of speech!]] [[For Science!|In the interests of science]], [[Kick the Dog|I have also determined that they]] [[Tastes Like Chicken|taste like chicken.]] The trees all appear to be perpetually in season and fruit-laden. The river, which I originally supposed to be contaminated with some white substance, is actually a river of... ''[[Level Ate|milk]]''.
''Travel Log, day 7:'' I have run across what appear to be some locals. They are short, pudgy, and high spirited, constantly singing and sharing. Their language seems like [[Speaking Simlish|gibberish]]. I have dubbed them Sugbos. On further study, the high levels of sugar here seem to be causing me to develop [[Tastes Like Diabetes|diabetes]].
''Travel Log, day 16:'' Their society is quite fascinating; it is perhaps a [[Utopia]]. While they [[Medieval Stasis|do not seem technologically advanced]], living conditions are [[Fluffy Cloud Heaven|heavenly]] and could not be [[Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism|farther]] from [[Humans Are
''Travel Log, day 42:'' I don't understand it, it makes no sense! Yesterday, the rebel Badniks had [[Sugar Apocalypse|razed the capital city and started a campaign of genocide,]] but today it's as if none of that happened! Apparently, [[Infant Immortality|a small Sugbo child ran into the midst of the gunfire]], started [[The Power of Rock|singing]] about [[An Aesop|sharing]], and suddenly everyone was [[The Power of Friendship|holding hands]] and, [[Reset Button|as if by magic]], the [[World-Healing Wave|entire city was restored!]]
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''Travel Log, day 167:'' [[Apocalyptic Log|I think I am going mad.]] The more I try to [[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome|destwoy this bwasted, beautiful pwace,]] the [[Harmless Villain|more I fail]] and the wess I want too. [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain|They even keep shawing theiw sweets wif me!!]] Ow noh, [[The Virus|ahm becoming one uv them.]] I... tink I'm going to stop now...
''Travel Log, day (Indeterminate){{color|red|<ref>(there is a streak of [[Strawberry Shorthand|strawberry]] jam where the date should be)</ref>}}:'' [[
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