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* Fogell unveils his brand-new fake ID to Seth and Evan, on which he claims he's a 25-year-old Hawaiian named... McLovin. |
* Fogell unveils his brand-new fake ID to Seth and Evan, on which he claims he's a 25-year-old Hawaiian named... McLovin. |
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{{quote|'''Evan''': It's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID", or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor". So what's it gonna be? |
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'''Fogell''': ...I am McLovin. |
'''Fogell''': ...I am McLovin. |
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'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's McLovin! McLovin's never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!! }} |
'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's McLovin! McLovin's never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!! }} |
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** Earlier in that scene, when Fogell's explaining why he chose McLovin: |
** Earlier in that scene, when Fogell's explaining why he chose McLovin: |
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{{quote|'''Fogell'': Well, it was either that or Mohammed. |
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'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!'' |
'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!'' |
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'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book. |
'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book. |
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'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed? }} |
'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed? }} |
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* The [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags: |
* The [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags: |
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{{quote|'''Evan''': I love you. I'm not embarrassed, why can't we say it more often? |
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'''Seth''': *pokes Evan's nose* Boop-boop-boop... }} |
'''Seth''': *pokes Evan's nose* Boop-boop-boop... }} |
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* Seth telling Evan about his dick drawing problem he had in the 4th grade. |
* Seth telling Evan about his dick drawing problem he had in the 4th grade. |
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** [[Foregone Conclusion]]: The cops will probably come to the house and take everyone in. |
** [[Foregone Conclusion]]: The cops will probably come to the house and take everyone in. |
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* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene: |
* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene: |
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{{quote|[[Too Dumb to Live|"OH SHIT! IT'S THE COPS!"]]}} |
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** Also, as they crash the party. |
** Also, as they crash the party. |
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{{quote|"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!"}} |
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* This Gem |
* This Gem |
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{{quote|Greg: What the fuck Evan we're down two points! |
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Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. }} |
Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. }} |
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* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile. |
* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile. |
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* Seth mocks Evan for trying to bring lube. |
* Seth mocks Evan for trying to bring lube. |
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{{quote|'''Seth:''' What's Becca gonna say when she sees this? "Oh Evan! Thank God! I never would have been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick inside my pussy without that giant bottle of ''LUUUUUBE''!"}} |
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* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" |
* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" |
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* When Seth is (kind of) running track and field, an ''amputee'' laps him. |
* When Seth is (kind of) running track and field, an ''amputee'' laps him. |
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{{quote|'''Amputee:''' Pussy~!" }} |
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* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..." |
* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..." |
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* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[Oh Crap|Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''. |
* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[Oh Crap|Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''. |
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** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''. |
** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''. |
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* When the cops were chasing Seth, Evan and Fogell. |
* When the cops were chasing Seth, Evan and Fogell. |
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{{quote|''WHY MCLOVIN?! WHYYYY?!''}} |
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* Becca stripteasing was pretty hilarious, as she was drunk and silly. And those weird "doopy doopy doo" noises she was making. Evan was understandably awkward. |
* Becca stripteasing was pretty hilarious, as she was drunk and silly. And those weird "doopy doopy doo" noises she was making. Evan was understandably awkward. |
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* "Fuck my life..." |
* "Fuck my life..." |