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{{quote|Munitorium Swamp Warfare instructors may tell you the swamp is your friend. More Realistic instructors may claim it's just neutral. Let me tell you; the swamp is not neutral and it most certainly is not your friend. It's your enemy, and you'll soon learn to hate it.|'''Rifleman Tyla, Pardus 34th Regiment''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}

{{quote|Other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I did it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. That one sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That [[Critical Failure|burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp]].|'''The Swamp King''', [[Monty Python and ~~The~~ Holy Grail]]}}

{{quote|Other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I did it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. That one sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That [[Critical Failure|burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp]].|'''The Swamp King''', [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]}}

{{quote|'''Mangus''': I don't like all those nooses...