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[[Lyrical Nanoha (Franchise)|Takamachi Nanoha]] is just your [[Ordinary High School Student|regular 9-year-old girl]] in Uminari City. But one day, she heard a mysterious voice in her head, [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|while wearing a green ring inon her hand....]]

A [https://web.archive.org/web/20130624045300/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/01/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 fanfic] by [[Shadow Crystal Mage]], it's a [[Lyrical Nanoha (Franchise)|Lyrical Nanoha]] [[Mega Crossover]] with [[Superman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Superman the Animated Series]] and the rest of the [[DC Animated Universe]], [[Mahou Sensei Negima|Negima]], [[Sailor Moon (Manga)|Sailor Moon]], [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya]], [[Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga)|Cardcaptor Sakura]], [[Gate Keepers]], and a lot of other stuff.

Now has two companion pieces: [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20151030175817/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6199004/1/ Kinomoto Sakura of 2814] and [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20151030175819/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6266421/1/ FATE: Holy Grail War of 2814]. As well as a one shot [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20151030175820/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6148817/1/ We Are The Gate Keepers] We can only ''guess'' where these will end up going...

** {{spoiler|Syaoran. Through absolutely nothing more than simply still being ''alive'' in the face of Tomoyo's [[Love Makes You Crazy|Love Makes You ]] [[Yandere]][[Love Makes You Crazy|-level Crazy]].}}

{{quote| "Precia Testarossa, you are under arrest for multiple counts of child abuse, negligence, and being a BAD MOTHER!" Green Lantern cried. "Oh, and the TSAB, the JSDF and Oa want to talk to you about reckless use of Lost Logia, destruction of public property and illegal research or something. And we'll probably give you medical attention somewhere along the way, because we're nice. But we'll be surly about it!"}}

{{quote| "I am this girl's friend," Fate said softly, the way a blade on a velvet sheath is soft. "I am one who owes her my life, and my soul, and my freedom. TSAB temporary mage, Fate Testarossa. And by my authority, you are under arrest for assault, destruction of private property, vandalism, disturbance of the peace, and being a bloody nuisance. If you do not resist, you will be granted the chance to plead in you own defense." Fate's form shifted, becoming more belligerent. "Please resist."}}

{{quote| It was Sakura who'd cast the spell, Rin's sister Sakura, floating above them all, clad in the black of the Noble Phantasm Armor of Darkest Night, a dark purple triangular glyph glowing beneath her. "Book of Darkness!" she cried. "For putting innocents in danger!"}}

{{quote| "For threatening our world!" Eternal Sailor Moon cried.}}

{{quote| "For making me miss my sitcoms!" the red-headed sword-wielding Ala Alba cried. There were several hisses of outrage from the Senshi. Sailor Mercury sighed.}}

* [[Badass]]:The <s>cakes</s> ''bakery'' goes to {{spoiler|Tomoyo}}. I mean, she had [[{{spoiler:|''[http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathstroke |Deathstroke]], [[httpwikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cain_<!--David 28comics29Cain (comics)|David Cain]], [[{{CharactersMain/Negima-AlaAlbaFighters}}/Ala Alba Fighters/Characters|Tatsumiya Mana]], [[httpwikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadshot |Deadshot]], [[{{CharactersMain/Negima-CosmoEntelechia}}/Cosmo Entelechia/Characters|Tsukuyomi]]'' and ''[[httpwikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_ShivaLady Shiva|Lady Shiva]]'']]}} as her teachers and she has them on her payroll... -->

** It had already been set up in the story, but just to drive home the point, [[Day in The Limelight|she gets a whole]] ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120422205213/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/10/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 chapter]'' [[Day in The Limelight|to herself...]]

{{quote| "I am the daughter of Philosophers. The world of wisdom and knowledge is mine. I am a student of Ariadne. We are the Maidens of War. I am a Magical Girl. We are they who fight for Truth, Love, and Justice. I am Ala Alba. We have saved the world. I am a Ministra Magi of the son of the Thousand Master, son of Arika Anarchia Entheofushia, the [[Warrior Prince|Last Prince of Ostia and Vespertatia, his Highness, the savior of Mundus Magicus]]! We are the reason why!... [[The Princess Bride (Filmfilm)|Hello. My name is Valkyrie Black. You attacked my teacher. Prepare to die.]] We fight!"}}

{{quote| "Sacred Heart! Raging Heart! Bardiche! Reinforce! SET UP! Come at me, abominations! I am Vivio of the Justice League, last of the Green Lantern Corps! I am the Saint King! I am the Torchbearer! I am Ion, daughter of heroes! Look at me and know your doom! My counter-attack begins now!"}}

{{quote| "I am the one who has been given a mission. Under the contract, release these powers. The winds are in the sky, the stars are in the heavens, the light is in my hands and the power is in my heart! And I shall shed my light over dark evil, for the dark things cannot stand the light, the light of the Green Lantern! Raging Heart Emerald Excelion, Set Up!"<br />

*pose*<br />

{{quote| “In days of peace, in times of war,<br />

Protect our Queen forever more!<br />

The five Clouds stand, we are her Knights!<br />

{{quote| "With blood and rage of crimson red, <br />

Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead!<br />

Together with my hellish hate,<br />

*** The Blue <s>Lantern</s>Angel oath {{spoiler|which is shaping up to have been founded by '''[[Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga)|Kinomoto Sakura]]''}}''':

{{quote| "In fearful day, when without light… <br />

With my heart full, my soul ignites!<br />

When all seems lost, and black as night,<br />

{{quote| "For hearts long lost and full of fright,<br />

For those alone in blackest night,<br />

Accept our ring and join our fight -<br />

{{quote| "In blackest day, in endless night…<br />

We turn our fears into our light!<br />

Let all who wish to do what's right…<br />

*** And now{{when}} the oath of the White Lanterns{{spoiler|, who seem to have Tuxedo Kamen as a member going by the ring of the Earth King}}:

{{quote| "The Brightest Day is on the rise<br />

The light shall soar as darkness flies.<br />

We guard all life from evil's blights.<br />

{{quote| "I am the bone of my sword, steel is my body, and fire is my blood, I have created over a thousands blades! Unaware of loss, not aware of gain, withstood pain to create many weapons! I have no regrets, this the only path for hero! My whole life was... UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!"}}

{{quote| [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|"I call the bone of your sword, soft is my body, calling the fire in your blood, I have created thousands of Lolicons! Unknown to thermodynamics, regardless of physics, I screw reality with my Freudian Blades, yet this flesh burns with unfulfilled desire! And thus I sublimate... UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!"]] }}

{{quote| "I am the core of my sword, strong is my body, magic is my blood, I wield over a thousand spells! Unknowing to despair, unyielding to surrender, I have withstood solitude in defiance of darkness! And yet these hands shall never cease learning.... And thus I create, my UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!"}}

** Most definitely Cassandra <s>Cain</s> Doe. A non-magical human whose only power is having gone through [[Training Fromfrom Hell]], and she beats the hell out of Vita.

** Thou shall not mess with [[Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga)|Sakura]], for [[Stalker Withwith a Crush|Tomoyo]] is [[Lawful Evil]] and knows [[Little Miss Badass|Shinmei-Ryu]]...

*** Don't mess with Hayate, or Wolkenritter will challenge [[Physical God|Physical Gods]]s and WIN.

** When Nanoha got attacked by the Wolkenritter, Ring-chan called for help. It's responded to by [[Mahou Sensei Negima|Ala Alba]], [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya|Illya and Miyu]], [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Senshi]], [[Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga)|Sakura]] and [[Superman]]. In subversion, this actually makes the situation ''[[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|worse]]'', since {{spoiler|this is giving the Wolkenritter exactly what they want - a lot people with magical power to drain - and their teamwork isn't that great, resulting in Negi and Eternal Sailor Moon getting drained.}}

** When the Wolkenritter attacked Sakura, Vita is goaded by {{spoiler|Tomoyo}} into saying "[[You and What Army?]]", and {{spoiler|Tomoyo's [[Naruto|Bodyguard Squad]] (along with ''Deathstroke, Deadshot, David Cain, and Lady Shiva!'')}} pulls this.

** When Usagi got cornered by Vita, she manages to buy time with ice cream ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]) and Sailor Jupiter is finally able to pull this.

{{quote| Tuxedo Kamen: ''Manhole Cover''!}}

* [[Church Militant]]: Arguably {{spoiler|Tomoyo, the founder of Sakura-ism.}}

* [[Cool Versus Awesome]]: From the [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20151030175823/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6266421/5/ FATE: Holy Grail War of 2814] sidestory, [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya|Kuro's]] [[Field of Blades|Unlimited Blade Works]] versus Servant Assassin {{spoiler|[[Dresden Files|Winter Knight's]]}} Zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex Noble Phantasm.

* [[Darker and Edgier]]/[[Lighter and Softer]]: Paradoxically, both at once. Intersecting with ''[[Fate/stay Stay Night (Visual Novel)|Fate Stay Nightnight]]'' and [[Gate Keepers]] makes the ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha AsA's]]'' plotline grimmer, but the Fate plotline is made much lighter from crossing over with more idealistic series like ''[[Lyrical Nanoha (Franchise)|Lyrical Nanoha]]'', ''[[Negima]]'', and the ''[[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya]]'' continuity.

* [[Death Is Cheap]]: Referenced.:

{{quote| "I am going to die a virgin," Tuxedo Kamen said, then added conscientiously, "[[Oh, No, Not Again|Again]]."}}

** And not just [[Distracted Byby the Sexy|to the customer]].

* [[The Dreaded]]: Nanoha apparently becomes this in the future. Tomoyo is already this, if Kuro's reaction to meeting her in ''[[Unequally Rational and Emotional (Fanfic)|Unequally Rational and Emotional]]'' is anything to go by. And ''especially'' Evangeline. Nanoha herself is so terrified of Evangeline that merely hearing her name causes her to have [[Heroic BSOD]].

{{quote| ''[[Madness Mantra|...I don't want to die, I don't want to die, I don't want to die...]]''}}

* [[Everything's Better Withwith Chocolate]]: Chocolate Overkill Omnicides. Poor Vita....

* [[Heroic Willpower]]: One of {{spoiler|Berserker's}} Noble Phantasm is ''Oath Against All Evil'', that enables him to control his servant class power and mind. Anyone who familiar with ''[[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight]]'' knows how destructive and uncontrollable {{spoiler|Berserker}} class is.

{{quote| "Oh, crap," [Chisame] whispered. "He's hit puberty! We're all doomed!"}}

* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: All over the place. In recent [https://web.archive.org/web/20120422205217/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/11/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 chapters], almost literally. The lampshade hanging ''itself'' is, at one point, lampshaded.

* [[Love Makes You Evil]]: Tomoyo, and the Wolkenritter.

* [[Mood Whiplash]]/ [[Description Cut]]: Done in this [https://web.archive.org/web/20120422204525/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6266421/15/FATE_Holy_Grail_War_of_2814 chapter] of FATE: Holy Grail War of 2814. First we got Emiyas shoved into life threatening situation, then it shows {{spoiler|[[The Grim Reaper|De]][[The Sandman|ath]] doing random things such as doing a Sudoku puzzle. It was a foreshadowing to shows that, no, nobody is going to die}}

* [[Mutually Exclusive Magic]]: By [[Word of God]], a person can only use one type of magic. Either Magecraft ([[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight]]), Mid-Childan/Belkan Magic (Nanoha), or Wizardry (Negima). The only exception to this is {{spoiler|[[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight|Sakura]] who, being bonded to the ''Tome of the Night Sky'', can use everythign that's been downloaded into it, including Servants' Noble Phantasms, and all three types of magic. She's basically described as a [[Game Breaker|"Broken Game Character"]].}}

* [[No Fourth Wall]]: [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20151030175827/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/08/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 Chapter 8] is a particularly egregious <nowiki>(*sip*)</nowiki> example.

* [[Oh, No, Not Again]]: Several

* [[Only Sane Man]]: Yuuno, most of the time. Superman the rest.

{{quote| "For the foul heresy of attempting to harm the gloriousness that is the great and beautiful Sakura-chan," Tomoyo said breezily, her saintly, mysterious smile © never leaving her face, "I levy the judgment of the church upon you, strangers. By Sakura-chan's boundless mercy and generosity, I give you one final chance to turn away from this evil path you tread and embrace the light of goodness that is Sakura-chan! Bow down to her divine beauty, and you will be forgiven this heinous atrocity, for all things are loved in the nice, soft, squishy, developing bosom of Sakura-chan's infinite heart. Persist, however, and there is no place you can hide from my Vengeance, no hole too deep, no shadow so dark that I cannot find you to exact a thousand times over the harm you would wrought upon this most blessed Sakura-chan! Persist and know that from this day forth the Specter of death hangs above you, and that nothing will spare you from my most unholy Wrath."}}

{{quote| "I have come to the conclusion I'm too good a writer to be able to write [[Purple Prose]]. On the upside, it means I'm too good to write anything [[Take That|as horrible as Twilight]]. On the down side, it means I'm too good to write anything as marketable as Twilight. It was an actual labor to write it. I had to read ''SO'' many [[Sturgeon's Law|bad fics]] to even try to get it down. I [[Narm|couldn't stop laughing]] at how stupid it all was. Anyone who can do this and KEEP doing it for more than a thousand pages has... well, not talent, but some kind of ''[[Giftedly Bad|anti]]''-talent. Purple prose is HARD! Though I have also discovered, to my horror, that I have my own personal brand of [[Purple Prose]]. I need to lie down..."}}

* [[Red and Black Andand Evil All Over]]: [[The Corruption]] turned Wolkenritter Knight Armour into red and black version.

* [[Shout -Out]]: During her second fight with Vita, Green Lantern-chan uses [[Jaws (Filmfilm)|shark construct "Bruce"]], [[Godzilla (Filmfilm)|American Godzilla]], [[Ghostbusters|Giant Marshmallow Man]] ("[[Lampshade Hanging|Who you gonna call?]]"), and the [[Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue|Supertrain Megazord]], much to Vita's chagrin.

** Negi's triumphant return to <s>manhood</s> boyhood, and the girls' reaction, is a wonderful [[Shout -Out]] to the famous "Suit Up" scene from [[How I Met Your Mother]].

{{quote| "Yes," Saber said coldly. She considered it dispassionately, then decided it wouldn't soil her honor to insult him in the harshest way she knew how. [[Monty Python and Thethe Holy Grail|"You Frenchman! Ni! Ni!"]]}}

** Some of Berserker's abilities was based on {{spoiler|[[Fate /Zero|Lancelot's]]}}

* [[Stalker Withwith a Crush]]: Gentleman, forget the [[Yamato Nadeshiko|lovely and womanly]] Tomoyo in CCS [[Canon]]. She takes the concept and turns it [[Serial Escalation|to impossible heights]].

* [[The Tape Knew You Would Say That]]: [[Kid From the Future|Chao and Chibi-Usa]] left behind some time-release emails that are astonishing in their predictive ability.

* [[Transformation Is a Free Action]]: Subverted. Nanoha tends to wait for transformation to complete, but her partners (especially Fate) [[Combat Pragmatist|don't]]. [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever|Not that it helps them]].

* [[Training Fromfrom Hell]]: Evangeline to '''''Nanoha'''''. And Nanoha [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|picked up that habit and hit Yuuno with it]].

{{quote| Setsuna blinked. "Why does your ring sound like a boy as voice[d] by Tara Strong?" she said.}}

** Not only that, but Haruna's codename is [[Death Note (Manga)|Kira Death Note]] Paru-sama. The characters even lampshade how [[Obviously Evil]] she is.

** For [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya|Team]] [[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight|Fate]], [[Depraved Bisexual|Ku]][[Lovable Sex Maniac|ro]].

* [[Trial Byby Friendly Fire]]: <s>Chrono</s> Tempus tries to do this against Vita, who was being held by Sailor Pluto. [[Gone Horribly Wrong|It didn't work.]]

** [[All Thethe Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary]]: perhaps one of the first examples of a media in which the characters have more or less begun to suffer this, although how much of that is the result of the ''author'' suffering from it is debatable.

* [[What Happened to Thethe Mouse?]]: Twenty chapters later and no sign of {{spoiler|Sinestro}}. Green Lantern-chan still remembers him, though.

* [[You and What Army?]]: Vita falls victim to this after Tomoyo [[Invoked Trope|invoked this trope at her]], ''[[Genre Blind|after she got the response wrong]] and Tomoyo explained how things are supposed to be done''. Later, they used it against the [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Senshi]] and Super Young Team team-up, and it's <s>Shy Crazy Lolita Canary</s> Sailor Jupiter who fell victim.

* [[You Don't Want to Die Aa Virgin, Do You?]]: Suzuka attempts this with Alisa when they get pulled into a barrier by the Book of Darkness. Alisa doesn't go for it.

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