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{{quote|[[Affably Evil|Did you miss me, Celestia? I missed you.]] [[And I Must Scream|It's quite lonely being encased in stone]] but you wouldn't know that, would you, because I don't ''[[Even Evil Has Standards|turn ponies into stone!]]''|'''[[Reality Warper|Discord]]''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
{{quote|Does the stone mimic life, or did it once live?|'''Soul Sculptor''', ''[[Magic:
{{quote|'''Crichton:''' [[Arranged Marriage|After we're married]], and I mean ''right after'' we're married, they turn us into statues.
'''D'Argo:''' (Wearily) [[
'''Crichton:''' Excellent. D'Argo discovers science.
'''D'Argo:''' To what purpose?
'''Crichton:''' (Shakily) Governing continuity; they screw with our molecular structure, turn us into pigeon perches, and we preside over their senate or whatever the hell they call it for eighty cycles.
'''D'Argo:''' As ''a statue?''
'''Crichton:''' Yeah. [[And I Must Scream|And we can see, we can hear]], [[Hand Wave|don't ask me how.]] And we're supposed to absorb every single facet of their governmental system; that way when Mom and Pops finally kick it, we rule.|''[[
{{quote|'The Living shall not be put to Death', thus the catechism says. A magus walks out in mist, into nothingness, and so perishes! Pah! What punishment is that compared to being turned to living stone? Wearing out the ageless days of your existence, gnawed at always by wind and water and the memories of what it was to be alive!|'''Anya''', ''[[The Darksword Trilogy|Forging the Darksword]]''}}
{{quote|He asked me how I'd rather go,
To burn with the fire or freeze in the snow
Well, I'd rather go painful and alone
[[Fate Worse Than Death|Than be a prophet turned to stone!]]|"Basilisk," [[Conversational Troping|a song on the topic,]] Owen Pallett}}
{{quote|Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!|'''Gandalf''', ''[[The Hobbit]]''}}
{{quote|Huh? I feel like I've been at the beach. Huh? I forgot I'm not stuck in sand, I'm stuck in cement!|'''[[Talking Animal|Meowth,]]''' ''[[Pokémon (
{{quote|''[[Comically Missing the Point|Everybody must get stoned!]]''|[[Bob Dylan]]|Rainy Day Women ♯12 & 35}}
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