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{{trope}}
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{{quote|''If you wannabe a Summers''
''You have got to live''
''Through time travel, death, and cloning,''
''But that's the way it is.''
|''[[X-Men]]'' filk, to the tune of "Wannabe" by the [[Spice Girls]]}}
Tropes like [[Luke, I Am Your Father]], [[Family Relationship Switcheroo]], [[Separated
Tangled Family Trees are commonly seen in comics and soap operas, both of which have long-running continuities focusing on one group of characters through decades of changing hands from writer to writer. It is also a common phenomenon in mythology, folklore, and oral traditions for much the same reasons (with "long running continuities" being measured in centuries, and different "writers", including oral retellings by people who may or may not have been literate). Indeed, tropes like [[Continuity Snarl]] and the
Compare [[One Degree of Separation]], [[Everyone Is Related]].
'''SPOILER WARNING.''' These convoluted relationships tend to be tied in with every event in the plot, especially the family secrets.
{{examples}}
* ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]]'': [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111201040848/tenchi/images/d/d8/Tenchi_ova_family_tree_updated.png This says it all, really....] Words do not exist to refer to most of those familial ties. Most likely, if the people involved didn't all live so damn long (or possess magical symbiotic trees), the extended Juraian royal family would have traits that make the Habsburg Chin look positively ''normal''.▼
▲== Anime & Manga ==
▲* ''[[Tenchi Muyo]]'': [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111201040848/tenchi/images/d/d8/Tenchi_ova_family_tree_updated.png This says it all, really....] Words do not exist to refer to most of those familial ties. Most likely, if the people involved didn't all live so damn long (or possess magical symbiotic trees), the extended Juraian royal family would have traits that make the Habsburg Chin look positively ''normal''.
** That doesn't even get into the alternate universes, including one featuring Tenchi's ''half-brother''.
** And when we add to the fact that the [[Tenchi Solution]] was applied, that tree implodes and reshapes into something only understandable by [[Cthulhu Mythos|Abdul Alhazred]].
* In the [[Fullmetal Alchemist (
** There's also {{spoiler|Envy}} who is {{spoiler|a homunculus created from their half brother by their father Hohenheim}} and whose mother was {{spoiler|Dante, the [[Big Bad]],}} who created {{spoiler|Greed and Pride}} and tried to {{spoiler|commit [[Grand Theft Me]] on Rose}} so that Ed would fall in love with her.
*** {{spoiler|Actually, Sloth may very well be their real mother and Envy may very well be their real half-brother as it is implied that Homunculi are in fact the magical resurrection of the deceased, not just merely their magical clones. Lust certainly believed this to actually be the case.}}
* ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'' has a family ''[[Stable Time Loop|loop]]''- the main character is {{spoiler|the son of his own clone and [[Oedipus Complex|his girlfriend's clone]]. To be exact, his father is the reincarnation of his clone and his mother is the reincarnation of Sakura's clone.}} Explaining the complicatedness further would require a massive wall of text and an intimate understanding of both [[
** {{spoiler|This doesn't even take into account that said parents got magically paradoxed both into AND out of existence}}
* The {{spoiler|Kamina family}} in ''[[
** {{spoiler|Maya, Ayato's adoptive mother is actually his aunt. She was married to Watari who is Ayato's father. Ayato's real mother is Quon, Maya's twin sister. Quon lived with Itsuki who claimed to be her sister. He is actually her son and Ayato's twin brother. For further confusion let us take a look at how the Shitow family factors into this. Rikudou was Maya's adoptive father and is the uncle to Haruka and Megumi Shitow, who are sisters. Ayato met Haruka earlier but her name was Mishima before her mother remarried so he didn't know it was her when he met her the second time. This lead to Ixtli the soul of the titular [[
* ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' has one of these, once you bring all the relationships between the characters into it. A rough chart of these relationships looks [http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6298/negima2.png like this.] Even if one would remove everything but the romantic and family ties, it would still be a mess.
** Naturally, time travel and the creation of sentient robots factor into this. If you think about it hard enough, you can actually make a case that [[Adorably Precocious Child|Negi]] is [[Robot Girl|Chachamaru]]'s great-great-etc grandfather. {{spoiler|Chachamaru's "mother", Chao, is actually Negi's [[Kid From the Future]].}}
* ''[[Boys Empire]]'': The Tamura family tree looks a little like a tumbleweed by the end.
* Let's map the ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'' family tree, which can be quite a doozy due to all the clones, adoptions, and miscellaneous [[Artificial Human]]-related goodness. First there's the Takamachi family with Nanoha, who's now the mother of Vivio, who's now also the daughter of Fate, who in addition to being the daughter of Precia, is also the daughter of Lindy, connecting her to the Harlaown family which includes Chrono, Amy, Erio, and Caro. {{spoiler|Vivio was cloned from Olivie Segbrecht}}, who has romantic ties with Klaus Ingvalt, the person Einhart was reincarnated from. {{spoiler|Vivio's}} creator-father is Jail Scaglietti, who is also the creator-father of the Numbers, four of which are now {{spoiler|a part of the Nakajima family}}, and is also the creator-father of Zest's clone, who was the father figure of both Lutecia and Agito. He was also the co-creator of {{spoiler|Fate}}. {{spoiler|Agito had since}} been adopted into the Yagami family, which includes Hayate, Reinforce Zwei, and the Wolkenritter. Speaking of the Wolkenritter, it includes Signum, who is implied to be {{spoiler|Agito's original Master}} and thus the person she was born from. Incidentally, Reinforce Zwei was born from the Linker Core organ of both Hayate and Reinforce Eins ({{spoiler|which had been merged}}). Back to the Nakajimas, Subaru and Teana seems to have romantic ties, and Subaru was going to adopt {{spoiler|Tohma, who is currently in a sort of [[Love Triangle]] with Lily and Isis, and is also being sought out by the Huckebein family since they plan to adopt him into their family}}. All clear? Good.
* In ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro
== Comic Books ==
* The Summers family of the [[Marvel Universe]] is a massive [[Continuity Snarl]] to itself, and is so convoluted that at this point Scott Summers may in fact be [[My Own Grampa|his own grandfather]]. No fewer than four characters in the main continuity of the ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]'' comics can be said to be the child of Scott Summers, only one of whom (Cable) was actually ''born'' during the timeline of the main Marvel Universe, and none of whom are more than [[Comic Book Time|about ten years younger than their parents]] (including [[
** And it was implied that minor character [[Xtreme Kool Letterz|Adam X the X-Treme]] was the son of Catherine Summers and Shi'Ar Emperor D'Ken. While this origin was never confirmed in the comics themselves, Adam is [[Half-Human Hybrid|half-human]], and Katherine was the only known human woman in Shi'ar space at the time, and the [[Word of God|writer has confirmed]] that intended Adam X to be the half-brother of Cyclops and Havok.
** Add to that the comic book ''X-Men: The End'', which tried to wrap up every single plot that Chris Claremont never got to resolve, and all of a sudden Gambit is a Summers due to being a genetic combo of Mr. Sinister and Scott Summer's DNA. Add to ''that'' the fact that [[wikipedia:File:Summer brother.jpg|the panel that started this whole mess]] only says "brothers" and doesn't imply a specific number, which means there may be more Summers men coming...
** It could be argued that Cyclops is Galactus' father-in-law, although you do have to go through two different alternate timelines to get to that point.
*** This is not an exaggeration, by the way. In the ''[[Earth X]]'' trilogy, it's revealed at the end of the first series that {{spoiler|[[Fantastic Four|Franklin Richards]] is destined to take Galactus' place. And more than one timeline shows that he and Rachel would have fallen in love as young adults had she grown up in her own time.}}
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20100212221122/http://members.core.com/~mindset/tree.txt This] is an incomplete version of the actual family tree. Tremble with fear, puny mortals.
** [http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/7/10/awesomeness/f_Summersfamim_b1d0238.gif This] is another version of the Summers family tree with fewer ancestors you've never heard of and more pretty colors.
** Still [http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3049/1270629590007.jpg another] which, via tracking minor hookups, encompasses nearly all Marvel's marquee players.
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** And there's also Hope Summers aka the [[Canon Sue|mutant messiah]] who Cable adopted.
*** Possibly making Jean Gray her own granddaughter. Via cloning, reincarnation, time travel, and a few alternate universes. Not really clear yet.
*** [[Dan Abnett]] and Andy Lanning made fun of how messed up the Summers family tree is in their [[New Mutants]] run, when Dani Moonstar gets her friend to be Nate Grey's therapist and he notices Hope acting weird around his patient. Dani tries to explain to him that Nate is a younger alternate counterpart of her adoptive father from the future, before realizing how ridiculous it sounds. There was also a bit about [[Captain America (comics)|Steve Rogers]] changing his mind and letting the X-Men take care of Nate once he heard he was Summers' relative, implying he doesn't want to even touch anything related to this mess.
** Magneto's family tree has also been fairly snarled. One of his original two children married into the Inhuman Royal Family, the other married a robot who was the "brother" of Wonder Man (who is himself the brother of the Grim Reaper). Both their marriages have been dissolved, but he's picked up another daughter. Who's dating a Summers. Magneto's eldest daughter died as part of his [[Start of Darkness]].
** He has an alternate reality granddaughter in Nocturne, daughter of Nightcrawler, who has an adopted family as well as numerous half brothers and his mother, Mystique, adopted Rogue. Magneto's ex-daughter-in-law just married Ronan the Accuser, while his son-in-law, the second Vision, also provides him with family in Victor Mancha, the third Vision, the first Human Torch (not Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four), Toro, Doctor Nemesis, Frankie Raye, Jocasta, Henry Pym, the Wasp and Hawkeye, to name but a few. The third Vision is "brother" to Kang the Conqueror, who is a descendant of [[Doctor Doom]] and Nathaniel Richards , the father of Mr Fantastic and great-grandfather to Hyperstorm providing him with another link to the Summers Family.
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*** In keeping with the Oedipus theme, Alkhema also has a "daughter" named Antigone (after Oedipus's daughter/half-sister). She's the only survivor of Alkhema's army of Bio-Synthezoids. ''[http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/antigoneultron.htm Official Handbook Appendix]'' lists Ultron and Alkhema as her parents, with all other androids created by either of them as her siblings.
** Mystique is Sabertooth's ex, mother of his son, and the Wolverine Origins comic hinted that Sabertooth is Wolverine's half brother. Not to mention it was originally planned that Mystique was going to be revealed to be Nightcrawler's ''father'' and that Destiny was really his mother.
** Speaking of Wolverine, how can we forget about his [[Opposite
** [[Young Avengers]]: Wiccan and Speed are the children of Scarlet Witch (Magneto's daughter) and Vision (Ultron's robotic son who due to time travel is also a Young Avenger now) who were magically created from portions of Mephisto (Marvel's Satan, he's got some children on both sides running around too) while [[
** Wiccan's main squeeze Hulkling himself adds another branch to the already twisted Vell family tree. Hulking (Teddy Altman) is the son of the original [[Captain Mar-Vell]] and the Skrull princess Anelle. Mar-Vell also had an artifically conceived and force-aged son, Genis-Vell, with his lover Elysius (herself an artifically-created being based on the DNA of the Eternals of Titan). Genis-Vell, with his vast cosmic powers, did a Universal Retcon and also retroactively created a sister for himself, Phyla-Vell. Genis is currently MIA, but Phyla was a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy and also in a romantic relationship with Moondragon, who is herself the daughter of Mar-Vell's old ally, Drax the Destroyer.
** Genis-Vell also had a son and a daughter, Ely and Mimi, in an alternate future with Songbird of the Thunderbolts.
** In ''X-Force'', Eli Bard modified himself using material taken from the Technarch Magus (father of Warlock) and use it to resurrect several deceased characters. As these include Graydon Creed (son of Mystique) and members of the Trask family (whose DNA was copied by Xavier's sister Casandra Nova), everyone resurrected in this way can be, at least tenuously, linked to the family tree. Given Trask's involvement, and the inclusion of robots elsewhere in the tree, this could even be extended to the Sentinels!
** And to Warlock's own son Torgo.
** Scott and Magneto's trees are already connected twice. One way (via the Richards family tree) is listed above. The second is that Vulcan Summers' sister-in-law Lilandra was married to Charles Xavier. Parts of Xavier and Magneto's consciousnesses merged to form Onslaught.
* In Marvel Comics, the Olympian gods are just as twisted as their Mythological counter-parts. [[It Gets Worse]] however, when you factor in that [[The Mighty Thor|the Asgardian god Thor]] is the son of Gaia. That would make him the (half) uncle and grand-uncle of Zeus and his siblings (Gaea being mother and grandmother of Kronos).
** It was revealed that the Elder Goddess Gaia was actually ''the single earth-mother goddess'' (in different guises) in ALL of Earth's pantheons, ''who mated with all the different sky-father gods'', even those who were her own descendants, making virtually all of Earth's gods related to each other through her. This was Lampshaded during the Chaos War (apparently incest is okay when gods do it with each other; this is consistent with the mythological depictions).
* The second [[
* As of [[Avengers Academy]], the abomination that is the Pym family tree has another new branch in William Nelson, the son of Tigra, who is Hank's biological son via a Skrull infiltrator who was using his DNA at the time. From a certain point of view, this makes him Ultron's half-brother.
* Perhaps the only character able to give Summers a run for his money is Knuckles the Echidna in ''[[
** His [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/archiesonic/images/d/df/Knuckles_familytree.png family tree] was printed once. Bear in mind that this is the ''incomplete'' version.
*** It's also printed ''upside-down'', with the latest generations at the top.
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** Add to that the general [[True Companions|familial nature]] of the Rogues, and the fact that Iris Allen is, well, ''was'' raising Weather Wizard's [[It's a Long Story|son]] and the ties begin to bind a little more. Oh, and since time travel's involved, there's a good possibility that Boomer (who's aged normally into his early twenties) is actually [[Younger Than They Look|Bart's]] ''little'' brother.
** It gets even crazier when you throw in the [[Feuding Families|millennia-old feud]] the first two families have with the third, and that a major reason for the feud is due to said families being related in the first place... [http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Allen_Family hope you have plenty of time on your hands and a firm grasp on your sanity, you'll need it.]
* And [[
** And to make matters worse/better, both the Earth-2 (The original [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] 1930s version, and Power Girl's cousin) and Earth-22 (The [[Kingdom Come]] version) Supermen stopped by the Main DCU durring the 2000s. One of whom died, and came back as a Black Lantern.
*** Them and half a dozen more: Superboy-Prime (A teenage [[Face Heel Turn]]-ed Superman from 'our' Earth), [[Evil Twin|Ultraman]], [[Final Crisis|Overman]], some future Superman who could be from an alternate timeline...
* Decades of [[Donald Duck]] and [[Disney Ducks Comic Universe|Scrooge McDuck]] stories by [[Carl Barks]] and other authors have left them with a respectably tangled family tree, as well. Barks' successor [[Don Rosa]] actually drew the extended (Mc)Duck tree once, [https://web.archive.org/web/20070901021552/http://duckman.pettho.com/tree/american.html as seen here].
** [http://goofy313g.free.fr/calisota_online/trees/ducktrees/myducktree/index.html extended family tree].
* The [[Hawkman]] family tree is almost as bad as the Flashes; no time travel but lots of [[Reincarnation]]. The short version is: Prince Khufu of Egypt and his wife Chay-Ara are continually reincarnated. They become Brian Kent and Lady Penbrook, Nighthawk and Cinnamon etc. etc. etc. until,In the 1940s, they become Carter Hall and Shiera Saunders who were [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] Hawkman and Hawkgirl. They get married and have a son, Hector, who grows up to be the Silver Scarab. Hec marries Lyta Trevor, aka the Fury, daughter of the [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] Fury and adopted daughter of Miss America (a [[Retcon]]; [[Pre Crisis]] Lyta was the daughter of the [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] [[Wonder Woman]]). Then he dies and ends up in The Dreaming, taking on the [[Legacy Character|legacy]] of Garret "The Sandman" Sanford. He temporarily takes Lyta to live there, but when [[The Sandman|the Lord of that realm]] returns, he's banished to the afterlife and Lyta is sent back to Earth. She then has a son, Daniel, who goes on to become {{spoiler|the new Dream (and is therefore in some sense a sibling to the rest of the Endless.<ref>
** Hawkman is such a [[Continuity Snarl]] that many writers [[Exiled From Continuity|gave up]].
** It's been suggested in ''[[The Brave and
* The genealogy of ''[[Elf Quest]]'' is a nightmare, thanks to the elves' millennia-long lifespans, promiscuous mating habits, and tendency to forget who their relatives are after a few centuries or so. Almost every named character in the comic's 30-year run (to date) can be linked to every other named character through a complex chain of offspring, siblings, and significant others.
** Which did, inevitably, eventually lead to two related characters having a child together: Scouter and Tyleet. Although they're only second cousins.
** Family trees turn out to be ''even more complicated'' than the books would suggest. Particularly Rain's primary family tree, which includes ''main'' characters Pike, Rainsong, Mender, Wing, Newstar, Kimo and Sust, and about twice as many ''secondary'' characters.
* The [[Batman
** Batman also had a biological daughter Helena Wayne, aka the [[Huntress]], in Earth-2 continuity (and courtesy of the DCnU reboot, she ended up stranded on the main DC Earth).
*** All of which raises the question: are Damian and Helena counterparts? Because ''oy''...
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* [[Swamp Thing]]'s supporting character Tefe Holland: The character is the daughter of Swamp Thing and Abby Arcane Holland. Tefe was originally a floating spirit called Sprout, who tried to find a body from a recently deceased person, was eventually given a body through Abby Holland having a baby, which was conceived through the Swamp Thing possessing [[John Constantine]] and having sex with her. Due to Constantine having the demon Nergal's blood in his veins at this time, Tefe is also part demon. She eventually became an Earth elemental like her father, beginning a line of human Earth elementals as a new Swamp Thing in Swamp Thing vol. 3, having all of her father's powers, but retaining a human appearance.
==
* The [[Harry Potter]] example below is implied in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120427144433/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3024797/1/That_Malfoy_Family
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'''Draco:''' If you think that, you haven't seen the Malfoy family tree. ''*shuddering*'' That ''really'' isn't a pretty sight. }}
* A series of short ''[[Vampire Knight]]'' fanfics (''Irit’s Daughter, Gertrude’s Closet, Jocasta at the Crossroads'', and ''Vashti’s Feast'') written by Ms Izzy takes the already messed up Kuran family, and tangles it further. The fact that Yuuki’s parents are canonly brother and sister seems tame compared to Ms. Izzy’s version. While the family itself is pretty small, it is impressively tangled, with their unnamed mother being the product of another brother and sister pair, and upon her mother’s death took it upon herself the continue the family line with her own father, giving birth to Rido and Haruka with him. It is further implied that she had conceived Juri with her brother/son Rido, rather than her father/husband. Not bad for a series that’s under 2300 words.
* The ''[[
* In the world of the [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[Roommates 2007
** The other [[Spin-Off]] ''[[
** And yet another, the [[Ho Yay]] one about the Valjean/Javert ship titled ''Superintendent'' with the characters of [[Victor Hugo]].
* In ''[[
== Film ==
* In the ''[[Transformers (
* In [[
== Literature ==
* Isabel Allende's ''House of the Spirits'' focuses on a family tree that gets rather ridiculously convoluted by the end, and that's without the aid of anything particularly supernatural.
* ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]'' features lots of [[The Clan]], but only one family can have a Tangled Family Tree - House Frey, whose elderly patriarch Lord Walder Frey is on his eighth wife and has over a hundred living descendants.
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* [[Philip Jose Farmer|Philip Jose Farmer's]] Wold Newton Family has several fictional characters, including [[Sherlock Holmes]], [[Tarzan]], and [[Doc Savage]] as part of a set of inter-married families descended from seven couples exposed to a [[Green Rocks|radioactive meteorite]].
* [[Gabriel Garcia Marquez]]'s ''[[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]'' has a complex enough family tree, made much worse with that of [[Generation Xerox|everyone having the same few names.]] (Plus, there's incest.)
* The very first novel, ''[[
* [[Robert Heinlein]] tends to have extremely meshed up family trees. Probably owing to the fact that most of his novels are set in a time where sexual stigma is all but gone and advances in genetics has erased the physical consequences of incest.
** Lazarus Long did NOT make his mother pregnant with himself (as implied), but in the later books, he is the ancestor of about 99% of all humans. And he did have children with at least 2 of his female clones!
** "[[All You Zombies]]" by [[Robert A. Heinlein]]. It's a very tangled family tree, considering that {{spoiler|there's only one person in it}}.
* [[Discworld]]:
*
**
*** In ''[[
**
* The Ancient and Most Noble house of Black from ''[[Harry Potter (
** It's almost as bad with the [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/thumb/e/e0/Familytree2.jpg/700px-Familytree2.jpg Peverell Family tree.] Seriously, Voldemort is like Harry's great-great-great uncle thrice removed.
*** And yes, the Peverell family tree includes the Black family tree, as well as ''almost every major character in the series''. Wizards are rare enough that they're all varying degrees of comparatively close cousins at this point.
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* The Atreides family in the later ''[[Dune]]'' novels. Having the same genes reintroduced every few generations in the form of Duncan Idaho probably led to some strange folk...
* The Kashpaw-Nanapush-Lamartine-Morrissey family from Louise Erdrich's ''Love Medicine''. [[Really Gets Around|Lulu Napapush]] is responsible for at least half of the tangledness.
* Looking at the [[Star Wars Expanded Universe]], try working through [[X Wing Series|Soontir Fel's]] family tree. The Fel family is pretty large even before it gets to him, and then it practically explodes; he marries the sister of Wedge Antilles, trying the Antilles family in, and has a ''lot'' of children with her. Presumably several of the ones who don't get killed off end up married. One of his sons ends up in a relationship with Jaina Solo, daughter of Leia and Han, tying in the Skywalker and Solo lines. It's implied by the [[Star Wars Legacy|Legacy]] comics that his son and Jaina got married. Soontir Fel's great-grandson is [[The Emperor]]. Oh, and in the [[Hand of Thrawn]] duology we found that Fel had clones. [[Send in
** Add to that the insanity of the Skywalker family. Virgin birth gives rise to Anakin, his son marries a woman who's been trapped in ice since the early Jedi era, his daughter marries Han Solo... Who just so happened to be the last in line of the house of Solo, a dynasty of Kings who used to rule Corellia before it became a democracy. And so on. Then we get to Cade Skywalker. Cade's father was Kol Skywalker. His mother, really got around. She lived a double life as Nyna Calixte, an Imperial Grand Moff, and Morrigan Corde, an Imperial Spy. As Nyna, she'd sleep with anyone who would advance her career, (Moff Rulf Yage, Moff Morlish Veed) as Morrigan, she'd sleep with whoever she thought would help her mission (This includes Cade's father, and Cade's best friend Jariah Syn, whom he considers a surrogate brother), and at least one of her past relationships (Moff Rulf Yage) gave Cade a half sister, Gunn Yage, who Cade almost slept with as well. Cade must've inhereted his mother's sluttiness, as he's slept with a Sith, an Imperial Knight, Princess Fel, Delliah Blue (whom he shares with Jariah Syn in a creepy little 3-way relationship), countless Twi'lek, Human, and Zeltron one night stands in sleazy bars.
* The family tree of Ciri in Andrzej Sapkowski's [[The Witcher]] cycle is a major plot point, as her ancestry is intricately tied to [[The Prophecy]] predicting [[The End of the World
* The incestuous Mayfair family in [[Anne Rice]]'s Mayfair Witch series.
** Also, [[The Vampire Chronicles|The Great Family.]]
* Margit Sandemo's ''Sagaen om Isfolket'' has this. The 47 book long story begins in 1581, and ends sometime in the 1960's, and it follows a family/clan. The family branches all over Scandinavia, and [https://web.archive.org/web/20120507110859/http://home.c2i.net/ehaehre/katta/sagaen_om_isfolket_slektstre.htm the family tree] rivals that of the European royal houses. Just about everyone can trace themselves back to the founders of the modern Isfolk in several ways, and the older, pre 1581, Isfolk were even worse with their inbreeding, though not willingly all the time. For more convolution throw in {{spoiler|Lucifer, Lilith and Typhon}} as ancestors to some of the modern ones.
* ''[[The
** It's also known that Ford is his semi-cousin because they share two mothers.
* The Vangers in Stieg Larsson's ''[[The Millennium Trilogy|Millennium]]'' Trilogy are an incredibly screwed-up family with lots of members.
* Due to their obsession with blood purity and the resulting intermarriages and incest, <small>ALL</small> Masters in ''[[The Stone Dance of the Chameleon]]'' are somehow related, although tracing the exact kinships can be a nightmare. The author's website helpfully provides some (complicated) [https://web.archive.org/web/20130122233609/http://www.ricardopinto.com/work/stone_dance/topics/personae/family_trees/index.php family trees.] (Beware of a spoiler in the House of Masks.)
* ''[[Warrior Cats]]''. The authors originally said that there were no possible family trees for the first book, and not without reason. Imagine the mess it caused when they wrote a prequel. And now that they're several generations past the original cast, well... [[Kissing Cousins]] and [[Incest Is Relative]] abound.
* The Pollard family in [[Dean Koontz]]'s ''The Bad Place''. The present generation (co-protagonist Frank, villain "Candy", and their sisters Violet and Verbena) have ''two'' great-grandparents instead of the usual eight, ''two'' grandparents (who were brother and sister) instead of the usual four, and ''one'' genetic parent (a hermaphrodite who [[Truly Single Parent|self-impregnated]]).
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* In [[Middlesex]] by Jeffrey Eugenides, Cal/Calliope's family tree is like this. His parents, Tessie and Milton, are 2nd cousins. His grandparents, Lefty and Desdemona, are actually brother and sister. Then there's the offhand mention early in the book that Lefty and Desdemona are also 3rd cousins...
* True to its comic book roots, the Petrelli family tree on ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'' is slowly but surely getting its way there. It started with mom Angela, sons Peter and Nathan, and Nathan's wife and kids. Then Claire was revealed as a Secret Petrelli Child (by Nathan), tying in her adopted family the Bennets and biological mother Meredith. Later we found out that Flint is Meredith's brother, and that Angela's husband Arthur and sister Alice were still alive.▼
▲== Live Action TV ==
▲* True to its comic book roots, the Petrelli family tree on ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]'' is slowly but surely getting its way there. It started with mom Angela, sons Peter and Nathan, and Nathan's wife and kids. Then Claire was revealed as a Secret Petrelli Child (by Nathan), tying in her adopted family the Bennets and biological mother Meredith. Later we found out that Flint is Meredith's brother, and that Angela's husband Arthur and sister Alice were still alive.
** For a while, it was teased that Sylar was a third Petrelli brother, but this turned out to be a big fat lie. But Sylar has his own problems, as his relationships with his parents and their siblings are kind of screwed up. {{spoiler|Then he joined the Petrelli tree for real by becoming Nathan's [[Replacement Goldfish]].}}
* Soap Operas are notorious for this trope, to give a few examples:
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** ''Eastenders'' - The Fowler-Beale clan was once quite extensive but has largely been supplanted by the extensive Branning-Jackson clan. In fact one character, Liam Butcher is the blood relative of half the cast due to the fact that his mother Bianca Jackson belongs to both of the aforementioned clans, while his father Ricky Butcher has a few connections of his own.
** How about the Mitchells? More just seem to be coming out the woodwork and creating more havoc for Walford Street. There was even a plot about The Secret Mitchell {{spoiler|with Ronnie having a long-lost daughter she thought was dead, [[Shaggy Dog Story|only for her]] [[Killed Off for Real|really die once she finds out the truth.]]}}
** The McQueens from ''[[
* ''[[
** Cordelia also had at least one other pregnancy that didn't go to term (a good thing, since it would have killed her in being born). And considering Buffy's romantic involvements with both Angel and Spike, it's something of a relief that Buffy Summers and Scott Summers aren't related...
* In The Pretender you have Jarod who is the son of Charles and Margaret and has a brother Kyle and a sister Emily. He also has a half-brother Ethan who is the son of Charles and Catherine Parker. Catherine also being the mother of Ms. Parker and her long lost twin brother Mr. Lyle. The twins thought their father was Mr. Parker but in reality his long lost brother Mr. Raines is their true biological father and Mr. Raines also had another child Annie with his wife Edna. Oh and Brigitte's son may be the son of Mr. Lyle or his uncle/father Mr. Parker.
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* On ''[[All My Children]]'', Bianca's first child is the result of rape by Zack's brother. Her second is the result of artificial ensemenation using Zack's sperm. Zack is/was married to Kendall, Bianca's sister, and they have a child. Kendall also had a child by Ryan who one donated sperm and was suspected to be the father of Bianca's second child, but was actually the father of another child, entirely.
** That doesn't even cover the half of it. let's just consider the Chandler family for a moment. Adam Chandler has been married ''thirteen times'', and had two affairs. Between those marriages he had five children (Hayley, J.R, Anna, Colby, and Miguel) and raised Skye as his own before discovering they weren't related. And he adopted his nephew Scott. J.R had an affair with Annie (wife #13) to break them up, and now they've fallen in love. But Annie is engaged to Scott, and used to be married to Ryan, who she had a daughter Emma with. Ryan was engaged to Greenlee (who's also Emma's godmother), but she died and then came back and married David out of spite because Ryan had started a relationship with Madison. He also had a child with Kendall, Erica's daughter (and by the way, Erica married Greenlee's dad Jackson). But wait! Because Erica's been married just as many times (including to Adam) and almost fell in love with Caleb, who's the nephew to Palmer Cortland. And his ex-wife had an affair with Adam. Plus there's the situation with Tad. He live sin a house with two daughters, each from different previous marriages, has a grown up son who was also from a previous marriage, adopted Damon (who turned out to be his biological son anyways) and had a fling with Liza, who's Colby's mother, who's dating damon. It's like one giant loop-de-loop!
* ''[[Big Love]]'': Thanks to the multiple marriages and multiple wives in the polygamist compound of Juniper Creek--"Prophet" Roman Grant alone has 31 children and 187
* On ''The New Adventures Of Old Christine'' this didn't end up happening, but was played with a lot when Old Christine was dating New Christine's father, and New Christine was dating Old Christine's ex, Richard, with whom Old Christine had a son. There was one scene were Old Christine was trying to diagram their family tree if both of these relationships ended in marriage.
* On the Australian Comedy-Drama [[Offspring]], the Proudman family seems to be getting like this. The father Darcy has two girls (Main Character Nina and Billie, who couldn't bear a child with her partner so she got sperm donated from his brother instead, but that went down the [[Convenient Miscarrage|gurgler]]) and a boy (Jimmy) by his estranged wife Geraldine and a son (Ray) from a one night stand from Nina's work mate Cherie. And now Jimmy has impregnanted Nina's other work mate Zara. That's nothing right? {{spoiler|It gets more complicated at the end of Season 2 when it's revealed that the Darcy isn't Nina's father. Which makes her not related to baby Ray at all.}}
* On ''[[One Tree Hill]]'' Karen had a baby, Lucas, with Dan Scott who had another son, Nathan, with his wife Deb six months later. Years later Karen ends up getting pregnant by Dan's brother Keith. Her daughter, Lily, is technically both Lucas's half-sister and his cousin.
* Lister from [[
* On ''[[American Horror Story]]'' Constance has four kids (three of whom we meet). Her son Tate ends up {{spoiler|impregnating Vivien, who also gets pregnant by her husband Ben on the same day, meaning her twins have different fathers. Meanwhile, Tate falls in love with Vivien and Ben's daughter Violet. And all of this crazy happens before we bring up the fact that Tate is also a ''freaking ghost!''}}.
* [[Married...
== Music ==
* "[https://web.archive.org/web/20130708120018/http://www.subliminalmessages.com/settlement_71a.htm I'm My Own Grandpa]"
* "None but the Lonely Heart"
== Oral Tradition, Folklore, Myths and Legends ==
* Pretty much every named character in [[Classical Mythology]] can be placed somewhere on one massive and convoluted family tree. This is partly because the "long-running continuity" we're talking about here stretched over centuries of oral tradition and scores of different storytellers, and partly because... well... Zeus slept around a ''lot.'' Seriously, on any given family tree he's everyone's ancestor in at least two different places.
** It really doesn't help that the Olympian gods, who via traditional and less-than-traditional means birthed the majority of the gods, were children of the Titans, who were themselves the children of Gaia and Ouranos ([[Incest Is Relative|see a pattern]]?), and that Zeus was far from the only one who considered monogamy beneath him.
*** Things got off to a great start as Ouranos already was Gaia's son - she gave birth to him unassisted by any male - so 'his' children, the Titans, the Furies, the Gigantes, the Hekatonchieres, the Cyclopes etc., were also his siblings.
** Family trees became especially convoluted due to Zeus' recurring habit of sleeping with descendants of
*** And then there were some complicated relationships brought about by the trope of [[Pair the Spares]]. For instance according to an Italian tradition, after Odysseus (Ulysses to the Italians) was killed by Telegonus, his son by Circe, Circe granted immortality to Ulysses' widow Penelope and her son Telemachus. Circe married Telemachus and Penelope Telegonus, having sons called Italus and Latinus respectively. So Circe and Penelope both became each other's mother and daughter-in-law, and Telemachus and Telegonus each got a nephew who was also their half-brother.
** Every mythological hero, and everybody who fought at Troy, needed to have the dignity of coming from a line descended from the gods, and so pretty much every mortal lineage was shoehorned into the Olympian clan by some author (or by multiple authors, using different genealogies, for added confusion!) Then there's the ancient Greek habit of marrying one's nieces...
*** Authors also disagree about the genealogy of some of the deities, for instance according to Hesiod Aphrodite was born from the foam spilled from Ouranos' cut-off genitals (making her Zeus' aunt), while according to Homer she is the daugther of Zeus and the minor earth-goddes Dione. According to some traditions Hephaistos is a son of Zeus and Hera, while according to Hesiod Hera had him without a sperm-donor. According to the most popular myth, Eros is the son of Aphrodite and Ares, but Hesiod's "Theogony" makes him one of the oldest of gods, a brother of Gaia brought forth by Chaos.
* ''Any'' mythology that includes a distinct pantheon can fall into this trope harder than... [[Buffy-Speak|something really heavy]]. For a single example, see Loki ([[Norse Mythology]]) and his various children, of some of whom he is the father and others the ''[[Gender Bender|mother]]''.
* In the modern religion of Wicca, even limiting the pantheon to only two deities does not stop the
* How about [[King Arthur]]? Arthur is the son of Uther and Ygraine, and Ygraine's children from her first husband are Morguase (wife of Lot and mother of Gawaine and his brothers) Morgana La Fey ([[Brother-Sister Incest|mother of Mordred]], unless that's Morgana again) and Elaine. But Ygraine's first husband was the Duke of Cornwall, which implies some sort of relationship between this family and Mark, who's the Duke of Cornwall when Arthur is king, and is the uncle of Tristram. (And then there's Constantine of Cornwall, who succeeds Arthur as King. Don't ask where he fits in.) Meanwhile, Lancelot is raised by the Lady of the Lake, and fathers Galahad on Elaine of Carbonek, the daugher of the Fisher King, who's the brother of King Pellinore, whose son Lamorak goes on to have an affair with ... Morgause.
** ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'' [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] how confusing this gets [http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/0806.htm here].
* ''[[
**
** Note that Matthew and Luke already disagree about the names of Joseph's father, paternal grandfather, and his father - Matthew names them as Jacob, Matthan and Eleazar, Luke as Eli, Matthat and Levi.
** Adam is technically Christ's ancestor, and depending on your religion, his son, since Christ, being the Son of God, is also God in his own right, again, depending upon which religion you follow. So Adam could be Christ's great
** Made worse when you realize that he had to be a ''biological'' heir via ''Mary'' to fulfill prophecy, ''and'' a ''legal'' heir under Jewish law to be legitimate. The biology alone is tangled, but the fact that it had to conform to Jewish inheritance law made things even more complicated.
** The 'mess' might be less of one if you consider that the genetics involving Jesus works on two levels, one pertaining to his God-heritage and one to his human heritage. Note also that Adam was a creation of God's (with Jesus present, just unmentioned), and so was not God's son on quite the same level as Jesus. As a final note, the Davidic genealogies might be divided such that Joseph comes from the line of Solomon and Mary from the line of Nathan through Eli, making Joseph Eli's son-in-law.
== Radio ==
* ''[[The Archers]]'' has a bit of this going on. The website provides some [https://web.archive.org/web/20111016183237/http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/features/the-archers/whos-who/family-tree family trees].
== Tabletop Gaming ==
* The Scarlet Dynasty from ''[[Exalted]]''. Thirteen Houses, each descended from a particular child of the 700-year-old [[The High Queen|Empress]], all of whom are mostly marrying with each other in all shades of [[Kissing Cousins]]. And since they live to be 300 and are physically in the prime of their lives until a few years before their deaths, there's a lot of [[
** Try living in Malfeas, the Demon City, where a significant portion of the local vocabulary is devoted to describing such phenomena as being related to someone's twenty-seventh soul, being the whole-greater-than-the-sum-of-its-parts of hundreds of [[Demon Lords and Archdevils|demon lords]], or living in a portion of the landscape that happens to also be [[Genius Loci|your father.]]
* The original Black Box edition of the [[Ravenloft]] setting included a series of family trees for such prominent bloodlines as the Boritsis, d'Honaires, Weathermays and Von Zaroviches. As the purpose of these was to seed people's Ravenloft campaigns with story ideas, each tree had several built-in plot hooks, and a few were connected to others through intermarriage or the like.
== Video Games ==
* For a fairly short game, ''[[Jade Empire]]'' packs in a lot of secret relatives of the Emperor. Every single one is introduced well before their particular [[The Reveal|Reveal]]. It's a fairly simple tree (three brothers, two of whom have daughters), but by time you learn who the third brother is, you'd be forgiven for thinking ''everybody'''s related to the Emperor somehow.
* There's a massive, full-game sidequest in ''[[Baten Kaitos]]'' where you have to get every member of a dying old man's family to sign their name on their place on his family tree. The man had five wives and had children with all but one (who he adopted a single child with), many of whom had more children. There's around 120 NPCs on the tree.
* ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' features [[Cloning Blues|clone]] [[Evil Twin|sons]] of [[Luke, I Am Your Father|Big Boss]] [[Separated
** Also, every single mook in ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 1'' is related to the Snakes due to genetic engineering!
** Liquid also mentions how the Gulf War Syndrome was caused by prototypical gene therapy experiments; therefore, Gulf Veterans and their children are ''also'' related to the Snakes.
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*** And Solidus is {{spoiler|Raiden's adoptive father.}}
** Trying to detail the relationships of every character in the ''Metal Gear'' series forms an incomprehensable mess which ultimately connects every named character in the series.
* ''[[
** Marle is part of the Guardia royal family. During her travels she meets Doan, her descendant from the [[Bad Future]], and Ayla and Kino, her ancestors from [[One Million BC|Sixty-Five Million BC]]. She also has a pendant {{spoiler|identical to Schala's, which implies a connection to the Zeal royal family, making Schala and Janus possible relatives as well}}.
*** And at least one ending suggests that Frog{{spoiler|/Glenn}} may be her ancestor as well.
** Lucca helped revive Robo, and her research eventually culminates in the supercomputer FATE {{spoiler|a.k.a. Lynx}}, making her their mother in a figurative sense. She also adopted Kid, {{spoiler|Schala's daughter-clone created while Schala was merged with Lavos in the form of the Time Devourer}}.
** To top everything off, all humans are {{spoiler|descended from Lavos in multiple senses, as the parasite's planetfall wiped out humanity's competition in prehistory, and contact with the Frozen Flame accelerated human evolution and imbued the magical powers that led to Zeal}}.
* ''[[The Sims|The Sims 2]]'' premade neighborhood Strangetown comes with a rather complex family tree. A dead Sim, Glarn Curious, was originally married to Glabe Curious (another theory is that she is his sister). He was abducted by aliens and [[Mister Seahorse|impregnated]] by Pollination Technician 9. After giving birth to twins, Glarn left Glabe and married Kitty Hogleg. They had four kids, and the oldest (Jenny) ended up marrying and having children with Pollination Technician 9 when he crash landed on Earth...
** [[It Got Worse|It gets worse]] with the sequels. In ''The Sims 2'' for PSP, Jenny and the Curious brothers get a new cousin out of nowhere named Sinjin Balani and Pascal Curious gave birth to his alien child, Tycho. In ''The Sims 3: Ambitions'', the family tree is expanded again with Notzo Curious and Zo Curious' parents being revealed. [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/images/6/60/PollyFamTree.png Here is the family tree for those interested]{{Dead link}}.
** Thanks to Story Progression, it can even happen randomly to players. The mechanic will pair up any sims Young Adult or older as long as they're not directly related. Since the game is only able to keep track of so many relationship taboos, which often leads to [[Kissing Cousins|second cousin marriages]] and the like. Sims can also marry their ex-aunts and uncles (since the game only counts them as related if they're married to a relative) and become their cousins' step-parent. Their new child will be the cousin/stepchild's half-sibling/nephew/niece. To further convolute things, the cousin/stepchild can go on to marry the step-parent/cousins nephew or niece. To complete the circle of fuckery, their child can marry and have kids with the ghost of one of their ancestors. Does your head hurt yet?
* Although one might not count it as a "family" tree, the sheer number of people in the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' series who are, were, pretended to be, or were semi-kinda-possessed-by-fake Ansem is staggering. {{spoiler|1=Master Xehanort took over Terra's body, becoming the character known as "Xehanort." He pretended to be Ansem, and the Ansem in the first game ("Ansem, Seeker of Darkness") is Xehanort's Heartless. The antagonist of ''KHII'' (Xemnas, an anagram of Ansem with an X added in) is Xehanort's Nobody. Also, Riku (who was possessed for a time and even had his body stolen by ASOD in the first game), using ASOD's powers, took on the form and name of that Ansem. The actual real Ansem (Ansem the Wise, the former ruler of Radiant Garden) is first introduced in ''Chain of Memories'' as "DiZ" (short for "Darkness in Zero") and his true identity is discovered near the end of ''II''.}}
** Not to mention all the many Soras.
*** To clarify, aside of Roxas (Sora's Nobody), there's {{spoiler|Xion from ''Days'', a Replica of Roxas made from Sora's memories created by Xemnas to use as a fail-safe in case Sora and Roxas proved to be useless to Organization XIII's goals; in essence, she's an [[Opposite
** ''[[Kingdom Hearts 3D
=== Visual Novels ===
* ''[[
== Western Animation ==
* ''[[Scooby Doo]]'' over various spinoffs, has introduced enough cousins, uncles, aunts, nephews, and even ''siblings'' of Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne, and Velma (most of them appearing only once and then never to be seen again) that they probably fall under this trope.
* ''[[Futurama]]'' brings us Fry's family tree, [http://theinfosphere.org/Fry_family_tree seen here]. Both he and his father are [[My Own Grampa|their own grandpas]].
== Web Comics ==
* In ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]],'' Bob's adopted daughter Molly is a pink furry monster who was spontaneously generated in a lab accident. Molly shares a tiny bit of genetic material with Bob's girlfriend Jean, making Jean her biological mother "just a little bit." Molly lived for a time with Jean's Uncle Cestus Poole, whom Molly addresses as Uncle Cess. Molly built a sentient robot named Roofus, who regards her as his mother, which makes Bob and Jean his grandparents. Roofus now lives on another planet, being raised by Bob's alien friend Voluptua, whom Molly addresses as "Auntie Voluptua." Molly also has a genetically identical cloned "sister" named Galatea, grown by Dean Martin (no, no ''that'' Dean Martin), who is her de facto father. She is also Jean's biological daughter "just a little bit" just as Molly is. Galatea addresses Bob as "Uncle." Molly regards Roofus as Galatea's nephew.
** Molly now also has a ''second'' clone sister named Djali ("Jolly"), short for Djaliana, who was grown by Galatea. Jolly looks like her sisters except for being [[Kaiju|a couple of hundred feet tall.]] Despite being grown by Galatea, she still considers Jean her mother.
* [[Ciem Webcomic Series|Candi Levens]] has a slightly tangled tree herself. Her great-great-grandfather is Honeybee Samuel, a [[Scary Black Man]] who terrorized the south, raped dozens of women, and was murdered with bees in a cabin in Colorado. He goes on to become a [[Negative Space Wedgie|Marlquaan-protected]] ghost haunting that same cabin, and becomes a servant of the long-dead Meshaluta who is carrying out a vendetta from the grave against the Rintel family. Meanwhile, the Flippos inherit a portion of Samuel's insatiable sexual appetite because Candi's grandfather Dwayne Lloyd [[Generation Xerox|is decended from Samuel]]. Candi is [[Ambiguously Brown|Indo-Persian Mulatto]] because of her great-grandparents Sadasheeva Cherpara from India and Alexis Hood from Indiana. While her mother Shalia is the result of [[Rape
** Isn't [[The Sims]] just a '''[[Video Game Cruelty Potential|wonderful]]''' place [[Machinomics|to come up with story ideas]]? Especially in the days [[Comic Book Time|before open neighborhoods]]?
* ''[[Kevin and Kell]]'' stars a wolf and a ''rabbit'', so if you get to thinking about family trees you'd probably figure on the rabbit being the cause of the giant, twisted family tree. But the growing family tree was explicitly pointed out prior to any major revelation about the rabbit's side of things. At that point there was Kevin (the rabbit) and his wife Kell (the wolf), each of whom had a kid from a previous marriage, plus Kell's brother who got married to a major supporting character and turned out to be {{spoiler|the father of another major supporting character}}, not to mention some budding romances and cloning going around, and... maybe you should [http://www.kevinandkell.com/2002/kk0526.html look for yourself].
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*** AND Fiona Fenec is dating Rudy Dewclaw, and since wolves mate for life...
** Also, there's cloning.
* Ellen Dunkel from ''[[
** Ellen has three fathers (none adoptive) and four mothers (two adoptive), and one of her mothers is her brother. That's not including the crazy immortal and an alternate version of her brother, which would put her at four fathers and five mothers. Beat that.
** Grace on the subject of Ellen: "Elliot's the mommy, the [[Artifact of Doom|diamond]] was the doctor who delivered Ellen, and Tedd's the daddy! Wait a minute... If Tedd's the daddy... Oh my gosh! I'm a mommy!"
** Grace is a hybrid clone (with 4 sources of DNA), and considers the other hybrid clones from the same lab her siblings. Her "grandfather" replaced some of the DNA she was supposed to be cloned from with that of his dead
* Several characters (specifically, {{spoiler|''most of the human characters introduced''}}) in ''[[Homestuck]]'' belong to a ridiculously [[Mind Screw|mind-screwy]] family tree, thanks to a combination of cloning, [[Stable Time Loop
** It gets even worse. {{spoiler|John and Jade are the son and daughter of their (adoptive) Grandma and Grandpa, respectively, who were raised as brother and sister despite not actually being related. Fortunately incest is averted by the whole cloning thing.}}
*** Honestly, it's even worse than that. {{spoiler|Since John's the one responsible for creating them all, he could technically be said to be his own father (as well as the father of Rose, Dave, and Jade) AND his own great-grandfather, and his adoptive father is really his half-brother. Dave's Bro is also Dave's father, and Jade's Grandfather is really her father as well. Rose's mother is the only one who really IS what she seems to be, though Rose herself could theoretically be said to be the mother of Bec (Jade's demon dog), since she's the one who provided half the DNA code (via her journal) to create him. And the person who actually created Bec from that code was Draconian Dignitary. Has your head exploded yet?}}
** The entire family tree seen so far can be found [http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5629/homestuckfamilytree.png here]. Note that {{spoiler|John's Dad is the ''only'' person in that family tree who is the result of his parents having sex. And the tree doesn't even mention the growing romance between John's Dad and Rose's Mom...}})
** Vriska sums it up best:
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** Not that she has any reason to talk, since the trolls are technically ''all'' part of one
*** Speaking of trolls, ''[[It Gets Worse]]''. Although it hasn't been outright stated yet, it is very heavily implied that {{spoiler|Betty Crocker is actually the Troll Empress, who is Feferi's Ancestor. Although there is still [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] and [[My Own Grampa]] going around, it's very likely that Feferi can be considered John and Jade's great-aunt by adoption.}}
*** We can even add {{spoiler|[[Demonic Dummy|Lil' Cal]], [[Manipulative Bastard|Doc Scratch]], and [[Eldritch Abomination|Lord English]]}} into this. {{spoiler|Lil' Cal was created in Dave's dreamspace by Gamzee. He later ends up in the Troll's universe and is used to create Doc Scratch (who also had genetic code provided by Gamzee, Vriska, Terezi, Tavros, and Aradia) by the Black Queen/Snowman. Finally, Lord English bursts from Doc Scratch's corpse at the end of the universe because [[Phrase Catcher|he was already there]]}}. Wanna make things worse? {{spoiler|Doc Scratch can be considered the adoptive father to Aradia's Ancestor, and acted as a guardian for Kanaya}}. This tree loops on itself.
** And now as of Act 6 {{spoiler|we have an [[Alternate Universe]] where the human ectobiological parents are now the children, and vice versa.}} Just to make things more confusing.
* Though it is (so far) without time travel, he Val'Sarghress family tree in ''[[
== Web Original ==
* The majority of the cast in ''[[
* Creative (ab)use of the relationship settings on [[
== Real Life ==
* [http://www.newser.com/story/87448/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-and-were-having-a-baby-new-idea-magazine-yahooxtra-lifestyle.html This] real-life example of [[Incest Is Relative]].
* The family tree of the Julio-Claudian dynasty of the early Roman Empire is just about the closest thing to a real life
** For example: [[The Caligula|Caligula]] Caesar's paternal grandfather, Drusus, was the son of Augustus's second wife Livia by her first marriage. His paternal grandmother, Antonia, was the daughter of Mark Antony and Augustus's sister Octavia. His maternal grandmother was Augustus's daughter of his first marriage, Julia, who married Augustus's friend, General Agrippa.
** Also not helped by the Romans' love of adopting nephews as sons, sleeping around as much as the Gods, and of giving all of your daughters the same name.
* The Julio-Claudians were pikers compared to a lot of European dynasties a few hundred years ago. The number of times people married their first cousins to reaffirm long-standing alliances or some such was absolutely unbelievable. Even in the modern day, it still happens - Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip are both second cousins once removed and third cousins via different paths. The worst example historically is probably [[wikipedia:Alfonso XII of Spain|Alfonso XII of Spain]] whose grandfathers were brothers who each married their own nieces. Instead of the usual 24 great- and great-great-grandparents, he had 10. Admittedly, that's not directly a Tangled Family Tree, but when it carries on for a while(and it did, for centuries) it can get ludicrously tangled.
** All that that is before you consider that these people were often all rulers in different nations. Just because he's your brother and your cousin doesn't mean that you can't go to war with him, right? Which makes the [[Thirty Years' War]] (aka, the bloodiest European war pre-WWI) the second-biggest family feud of all time.
** The [[wikipedia:File:Carlos segundo80.png|family tree]] of [[wikipedia:Charles II of Spain|Charles II of Spain]] is also incredibly tangled. In case you don't want to work it out, that means a grand total of ''eight'' separate genomes introduced over the course of seven generations and at least three cases of men marrying their nieces. Not only that, but Joanna of Castile, a.k.a. "Crazy Jane", is most of his great^5 and 6 grandmothers, when it'd be normal to have 16 and 32, respectively. Hence him being a literal deformed moron, hence him being unable to produce children (who would want to touch ''that''?), hence the [[Succession Crisis]], hence the War of the Spanish Succession, or the ''third''-biggest family feud of all time.
*** Philip of Castille and Joanna of Castille together provided about 40.6% of Charles II's genes. That shouldn't work! And frankly didn't!
*** Charles II also had [[wikipedia:Syphilis, congenital|Congenital syphilis]] (His father loved his whores, and pasted it to Carles II's mother, who in turn pasted it to her unborn son), which is know to cause severe birth defects and genetic mutation. This may well have been the first ''new'' genetic information introduced in generations. Think of it as adding a little raw sewage to a gene pool filled with stagnant swamp water.
** Pick a Habsburg. ''Any'' Habsburg. There's a reason there's a wikipedia article on the Habsburg chin.
*** The Habsburgs being the family that controled Austria and Spain. Charles II (remember him?) was the last Hapsburg of the Spainish Branch.
*** The Hapsburg case is one of wanting to keep it "all in the family." Unlike many of Europe's dynasties, they came by the vast majority of their titles through lucky inheritances (having come to power after the black plague devastated most of the noble houses of europe) rather than war, and they didn't want to lose any of them the same way they had earned them. As has been noted, this ultimately produced a literal genetic recipe for disaster.
* [[Older Than Dirt]]: Any given [[Ancient Egypt
** The Greek Ptolemaic dynasty of Egypt (founded by Ptolemy, which means "Warrior" who was one of Alexander the Great's Generals.) is so knotted and twisted that it almost defies description. [
*** If Mark Antony had won the war, it would have gotten a lot worse. For example, the [[wikipedia:Donations of Alexandria|Donations of Alexandria]] would have divided the Roman holdings in the Eastern Mediterranean (and parts of Armenia and Persia conquered by Mark Antony in the name of Egypt) into various kingdoms, each with one of Mark and Cleo's children as King or Queen. In Alexandria, Cleo would have been crowned "High Queen and Queen of Egypt". Her son by Caesar, Ptolemy Ceaser (better known by his Latin nickname [[wikipedia:Caesarion|Ceasarion]], meaning "Little Ceaser"), would be crowned "High King, King of Egypt, heir to Caesar (who was by that point raised to the status of living god), Dictator of Rome". You just ''know'' the various lesser kings and queens would get into all kinds of family feuds and incestuous marriages like later day European royalty. Potentially even Twincest since Alexander Helios ([[Meaningful Name|Alexander Sun]]) and Cleopatra Selene II ([[Theme Naming|Cleopatra Moon II]]) were twins, and both included in the land grab. However it gets really interesting when you consider that the King and Queen of Egypt, traditionally ruled together, were related, and [[Parental Incest|married]]. So Cleo's relationship record would've gone "Brother, other Brother, Caesar, Mark Antony, Son."
* Both Queen Victoria of Britain, and Christian IX of Denmark had a lot of children that were married off to the royalty of Europe according to custom. During [[World War
** [[wikipedia:File:Tsar Nicholas II
** Even more surreal when you realise that through Imperialism, they controlled anywhere between 75% and 90% of the world's landmass, making them also the most successful family in human history.
** Victor Emmanuel wasn't the only exception, Franz Joseph of Austria-Hungary was way too old to be the grandchild of Victoria; of course he was a Habsburg, so...
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