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* Naruto defeating the Kaiten by turning part of the arena into swampy ground and letting Neji screw himself ten feet underground.
** [[Stealth Pun|"Neji,"]] "screw." [[Fridge Brilliance|Beautiful.]]
* Naruto vs. Sasuke during the Chuunin Exam preliminary battles. Naruto just watched Hinata get destroyed by a very spiteful Neji. Sasuke taunts Naruto, hoping he'll fight better than Hinata (this slams down hard on Naruto's [[Berserk Button]]). The "fight" lasts as long as it does for {{spoiler|[[I Hit You, You Hit the Ground|Naruto to bullet-punch Sasuke once, sending him rag-dolling away into an unconscious heap]].}}
** Some people have claimed this is [[Epic Fail]] rather than awesome- but let us remind them of one fact: {{spoiler|during his fight with Neji in the finals, Naruto took ''him'' out with a single punch- and that's ''in canon!''}}
* After having all his tenketsu points closed by Neji's Jyuken strikes, Naruto blows them open with a technique he learned from sparring with Hinata. The resulting chakra pulse bowls over Hayate and sends Neji airborne.
** An unforgettable [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] just after the above scene:
{{quote| '''Neji:''' That's impossible.<br />
'''Naruto:''' Just as impossible as fighting against fate. Just as impossible as fighting a Jyuuken user hand to hand. }}
* Naruto puts his money where his mouth is and beats the stuffing out of the Hyuuga prodigy ''in taijutsu''.
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* Hey, hey, what about Naruto [[Curb Stomp Battle|pwning]] Gaara?
* Shino, after figuring out that the Kyuubi had been sealed inside his teammate, verbally crucifies his clan's elders for their treatment of and attitude towards Naruto.
{{quote| '''Shino:''' I was able to deduce the existence of Naruto's prisoner through sparring and training with him. When Uzumaki-san indirectly broached the topic with me, he merely confirmed my deductions. [[Call Back|As I told him at the time, I am neither stupid nor unobservant]]. Moreover, it is highly likely that, without the Kyuubi's chakra to draw on, our battle with the missing-nin would have had a far less optimal outcome.<br />
'''Suba Aburame:''' We are aware that [["It" Is Dehumanizing|the vessel itself]] is exempt from the Hokage's law, if it wishes to allow the truth to be known. But what is the nature of our clan's betrayal?<br />
'''Shino:''' [[Stealth Insult|Your choice of pronoun speaks volumes, esteemed elder]]. }}
* Kurenai in chapter 20 manages to escape Tsukuyomi.
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* Kakashi and Asuma {{spoiler|standing on either side of [[Jerkass|Hyuuga]] [[Abusive Parents|Hiashi]] and threatening him to keep him from punishing Hinata for 'breaking decorum' and comforting Naruto during Kurenai's funeral.}}
** Kakashi accomplishes this by {{spoiler|threatening to share his secrets for beating the Byakugan with the entire village}} while Asuma goes with the direct approach:
{{quote| '''Kakashi''': I know you have no wish to do anything that might seem disrespectful to {{spoiler|Kurenai-san}}'s memory, so you'll stay right here and leave {{spoiler|her}} team alone to say goodbye as they wish to.<br />
'''Hiashi''': ''(seething)'' You have no right to interfere with my clan!<br />
'''Kakashi''': No, I don't...but I ''do'' have a right to share any jutsu I've acquired. You know, '[[Red Baron|Copy-Cat Ninja Kakashi]]' and all that. Bingo book says I know over a thousand. ''(nonchalant shrug)'' I know of at least two dozen that can neutralize or otherwise bypass eye bloodlines...like the Byakugan. Iruka's always after me to contribute some jutsu to the Academy curriculum, especially for their advanced jutsu workshops.<br />
'''Hiashi''': ''(pissed)'' That's treason!<br />
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** {{spoiler|First, it means that Hinata, [[Handicapped Badass|a genin technically on sick leave]], beat a kunoichi who should have, by all rights, been made a chunin. Second, she beat a ninja who beat one of her seniors (Ten-Ten (stop laughing)) and the smartest ninja of her generation (technically Shikamaru forfeited but it still counts). Third, despite being the least threatening person in the cast, it showed off how swift and cunning she could be [[Beware the Nice Ones|if pressed]] (evading Gaara's sand claw [[She Fu|with a backflip]], [[Fake Weakness|using a downed clone to draw Temari in for an attack...]]). And... when the Sands surrender and it's all said and done, she goes back to being [[Shrinking Violet|quiet,]] [[The Messiah|gentle]] [[Humble Hero|Hinata]].}} Awesome.
* Hinata's reaction to Naruto being told by a school doctor that he's a monster {{spoiler|in regards to making his first kill}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Naruto:''' Well, he told me he didn't think I'd have any problems at all... like I'm some monster that would probably enjoy killing.}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''Hinata:''' That's bullshit!}} }}
* [[The Load|Sakura]] actually does something useful during the fight against {{spoiler|Orochimaru. When he summons a snake to capture Sasuke while he fights Naruto, Sakura manages to taunt and distract the snake from squeezing Sasuke into unconsciousness. She does this long enough to drive a kunai ''[[Impaled Withwith Extreme Prejudice|straight through its head.]]''}} Ouch.
 
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