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== Zepheniah Mann decided the afterlife for his sons Blutarch and Redmond. == |
== Zepheniah Mann decided the afterlife for his sons Blutarch and Redmond. == |
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Just as Zepheniah Mann willed a curse that he would haunt those who used firearms over his burial grounds (KOTH Harvest's Halloween version), he decided the afterlife and fate of his sons in his [http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/the_last_will_and_testament_of_Zepheniah_Mann/ last will and testament]. In the new comic "Loose Canon," parts of the will are repeated on Page 4 ... |
Just as Zepheniah Mann willed a curse that he would haunt those who used firearms over his burial grounds (KOTH Harvest's Halloween version), he decided the afterlife and fate of his sons in his [http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/the_last_will_and_testament_of_Zepheniah_Mann/ last will and testament]. In the new comic "Loose Canon," parts of the will are repeated on Page 4 ... |
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{{quote|'''Zepheniah Mann's will:''' To my layabout, brain defective sons, Blutarch and Redmond, I leave the greatest curse of all--partnership. ''What land I have purchased in this new world is to be split evenly between you both.'' You have wasted your lives bickering over ''nothing'', and so I leave you dimwits something of consequence over which to feud. }} |
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Later in the comic, Blutarch says this to the BLU Engineer ( {{spoiler|Dell Conagher}}): |
Later in the comic, Blutarch says this to the BLU Engineer ( {{spoiler|Dell Conagher}}): |
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{{quote|'''Blutarch Mann:''' Every day I'm dead a little longer, Mister {{spoiler|Conagher}}. I have ''seen'' the other side. [[The Nothing After Death|There is nothing there.]] '''''[[This Is Sparta|FIX. THIS. MACHINE.]]'''''}} |
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If Zepheniah Mann managed to will himself as an immortal ghost to haunt those who desecrate his grave, what if he ''also'' managed to will Blutarch and Redmond a curse that, when both of them die, they will be sent to [[The Nothing After Death]]? They "wasted their lives fighting over ''[[Ironic Echo|nothing]],'' so the only ''something'' they have, in this life or the next, is what Zepheniah Mann has willed to them ... |
If Zepheniah Mann managed to will himself as an immortal ghost to haunt those who desecrate his grave, what if he ''also'' managed to will Blutarch and Redmond a curse that, when both of them die, they will be sent to [[The Nothing After Death]]? They "wasted their lives fighting over ''[[Ironic Echo|nothing]],'' so the only ''something'' they have, in this life or the next, is what Zepheniah Mann has willed to them ... |
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* Consider this... what if Zepheniah ''didn't'' purchase any land in America? Or his use of "new world" was a self-aware reference to a different sort of [[Ironic Hell|real estate]]? |
* Consider this... what if Zepheniah ''didn't'' purchase any land in America? Or his use of "new world" was a self-aware reference to a different sort of [[Ironic Hell|real estate]]? |
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== Radigan Conagher is [[Phineas and Ferb|Ferb]] from the future == |
== Radigan Conagher is [[Phineas and Ferb|Ferb]] from the future == |
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{{quote|'''The Engineer:''' First time I heard he had one, Ma'am. Radigan Conagher is not a very chatty man.}} |
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