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{{quote|"''Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long... [[Body Horror|fortunately]].''"|'''''[[Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Film)|Star Trek the Motion Picture]]'''''}}
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* ''[[Event Horizon]]''. One of these leads to a movie that should have been named ''[[Nightmare Fuel]]<small>IN SPACE!</small>'' The teleporter sent the ship to a ''really'' unpleasant place, and from there it [[Came Back Wrong]], while its original crew [[Go Mad From the Revelation|left a nightmarish ship log]] before disappearing.
* ''[[Event Horizon]]''. One of these leads to a movie that should have been named ''[[Nightmare Fuel]]<small>IN SPACE!</small>'' The teleporter sent the ship to a ''really'' unpleasant place, and from there it [[Came Back Wrong]], while its original crew [[Go Mad From the Revelation|left a nightmarish ship log]] before disappearing.
* The remake of ''[[The Fly]]'' has both accidental teleporting and [[Tele Frag|telefragging]]. The animals Dr. Brundle sends through come out "synthetic", inside out, and die in terrible pain. His own experiment with the teleporter doesn't go well either: a fly enters the chamber with him, and the two are merged together. [[Body Horror]] results.
* The remake of ''[[The Fly]]'' has both accidental teleporting and [[Tele Frag|telefragging]]. The animals Dr. Brundle sends through come out "synthetic", inside out, and die in terrible pain. His own experiment with the teleporter doesn't go well either: a fly enters the chamber with him, and the two are merged together. [[Body Horror]] results.
* In the first ''[[Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Film)|Star Trek the Motion Picture]]'' film, the new science officer for the ''Enterprise'' is killed in a transporter accident; apparently his body rematerialized in a severely disfigured manner.
* In the first ''[[Star Trek: The Motion Picture|Star Trek the Motion Picture]]'' film, the new science officer for the ''Enterprise'' is killed in a transporter accident; apparently his body rematerialized in a severely disfigured manner.
** And in [[Novelization|the novel of the film]] written by [[Alan Dean Foster]], one of the other unfortunates was {{spoiler|''Kirk's ex-wife'' (not [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Carol Marcus]], though).}}
** And in [[Novelization|the novel of the film]] written by [[Alan Dean Foster]], one of the other unfortunates was {{spoiler|''Kirk's ex-wife'' (not [[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Carol Marcus]], though).}}
** Parodied in ''[[Galaxy Quest (Film)|Galaxy Quest]]'', when Fred tries to teleport Jason up to the ship. He tests the teleporter on a pig-lizard creature instead, with disastrous results:
** Parodied in ''[[Galaxy Quest]]'', when Fred tries to teleport Jason up to the ship. He tests the teleporter on a pig-lizard creature instead, with disastrous results:
{{quote| '''Jason''': Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?}}
{{quote| '''Jason''': Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?}}
* In ''[[The Prestige]]'', Tesla succeeds in creating a teleporter... sort of. {{spoiler|What really happens is that it creates a copy at the desired location, without destroying the original.}}
* In ''[[The Prestige]]'', Tesla succeeds in creating a teleporter... sort of. {{spoiler|What really happens is that it creates a copy at the desired location, without destroying the original.}}
* In ''[[Spaceballs (Film)|Spaceballs]]'', President Skroob reluctantly uses a transporter even though he's scared of them. His fears are realized when he materializes and the bottom half of his body is facing the wrong way. He's transported back to "fix" the problem and we find out he only needed to walk to the next room, anyway.
* In ''[[Spaceballs]]'', President Skroob reluctantly uses a transporter even though he's scared of them. His fears are realized when he materializes and the bottom half of his body is facing the wrong way. He's transported back to "fix" the problem and we find out he only needed to walk to the next room, anyway.
* The [[Doom]] film has Pinky, a character who has a wheelchair for a lower body. "He went to one dimension, his ass went to another."
* The [[Doom]] film has Pinky, a character who has a wheelchair for a lower body. "He went to one dimension, his ass went to another."


== Literature ==
== Literature ==


* A couple of very mild ones happen in ''[[Artemis Fowl (Literature)|Artemis Fowl]]: The Lost Colony'' in the time-tunnel. Artemis and Holly each wind up with one of the other one's eyes, and No1 loses a couple megabytes' worth of memories.
* A couple of very mild ones happen in ''[[Artemis Fowl]]: The Lost Colony'' in the time-tunnel. Artemis and Holly each wind up with one of the other one's eyes, and No1 loses a couple megabytes' worth of memories.
* [[Lampshaded]], but not used, in ''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]''. In ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (Franchise)/The Restaurant At The End of The Universe|The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]'' there's an anti-teleporter [[Protest Song]] that goes:
* [[Lampshaded]], but not used, in ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. In ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/The Restaurant At The End of The Universe|The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]'' there's an anti-teleporter [[Protest Song]] that goes:
{{quote| I teleported home one night,<br />
{{quote| I teleported home one night,<br />
With Ron and Sid and Meg.<br />
With Ron and Sid and Meg.<br />
Ron stole Meggie's heart away,<br />
Ron stole Meggie's heart away,<br />
And I got Sidney's leg. }}
And I got Sidney's leg. }}
* [[Arthur C. Clarke (Creator)]]'s short story ''Travel by Wire'' wryly outlines some of the problems inherent in teleportation, with the system's designer admitting that he'd far rather travel by rocket.
* [[Arthur C. Clarke]]'s short story ''Travel by Wire'' wryly outlines some of the problems inherent in teleportation, with the system's designer admitting that he'd far rather travel by rocket.
* In ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Interesting Times|Interesting Times]]'', Ponder Stibbons does go into excruciating detail about the risks of it happening (e.g. ending up inside a mountain, that kind of thing). The calculations come off much better than that, but {{spoiler|Instead of just swapping Rincewind and the "Barking Dog" again, they accidentally send Rincewind to [[Land Down Under|XXXX]]. The kangaroo he replaces is teleported to the university and ends up laminated against a wall.}} Ponder figures out a [[Techno Babble]] explanation for this.
* In ''[[Discworld/Interesting Times|Interesting Times]]'', Ponder Stibbons does go into excruciating detail about the risks of it happening (e.g. ending up inside a mountain, that kind of thing). The calculations come off much better than that, but {{spoiler|Instead of just swapping Rincewind and the "Barking Dog" again, they accidentally send Rincewind to [[Land Down Under|XXXX]]. The kangaroo he replaces is teleported to the university and ends up laminated against a wall.}} Ponder figures out a [[Techno Babble]] explanation for this.
* While scrambling into action at the climax of the first ''[[Time Wars]]'' novel, [[Red Shirt|several people]] are teleported to the same time and place. The resulting [[Biological Mashup]] is reported to be mercifully short-lived.
* While scrambling into action at the climax of the first ''[[Time Wars]]'' novel, [[Red Shirt|several people]] are teleported to the same time and place. The resulting [[Biological Mashup]] is reported to be mercifully short-lived.
* Played straight, and averted in a ''[[Ciaphas Cain (Literature)|Ciaphas Cain]]'' novel. A squad of World Eater Berserker Marines are teleported in front of Cain and co. These Berserkers are fine and butcher their way through hordes of Slaaneshi cultists. However, [[Footnote Fever|the foot notes]] mention that teleporting is inaccurate, especially when done through a planet as was the case here. Its likely that there are dozens of World Eaters entombed throughout the planet's crusts in near misses, unless {{spoiler|the cultists' [[Summoning Ritual]]}} helped.
* Played straight, and averted in a ''[[Ciaphas Cain]]'' novel. A squad of World Eater Berserker Marines are teleported in front of Cain and co. These Berserkers are fine and butcher their way through hordes of Slaaneshi cultists. However, [[Footnote Fever|the foot notes]] mention that teleporting is inaccurate, especially when done through a planet as was the case here. Its likely that there are dozens of World Eaters entombed throughout the planet's crusts in near misses, unless {{spoiler|the cultists' [[Summoning Ritual]]}} helped.
* ''[[Harry Potter]]'': Apparating (a witch or wizard's ability to teleport from one place to another anywhere, anytime) is far from safe. It actually requires a license and weeks of painstaking (sometimes literally) training to perform legally. If one apparates without their fullest concentration, ''splinching'' occurs. Splinching is when the person teleports, but they leave a little bit of themselves behind. Some of the time its something tiny like an eyebrow. Some of the time it's something big like a ''freaking leg!!'' All of the time it is extremely, extremely painful.
* ''[[Harry Potter]]'': Apparating (a witch or wizard's ability to teleport from one place to another anywhere, anytime) is far from safe. It actually requires a license and weeks of painstaking (sometimes literally) training to perform legally. If one apparates without their fullest concentration, ''splinching'' occurs. Splinching is when the person teleports, but they leave a little bit of themselves behind. Some of the time its something tiny like an eyebrow. Some of the time it's something big like a ''freaking leg!!'' All of the time it is extremely, extremely painful.
** Then there's the Floo network, which requires stating your destination while stepping into a fireplace. If you don't pronounce your destination clearly, like Harry did the first time, you'll end up somewhere else. Traveling by Portkey is also unpleasant.
** Then there's the Floo network, which requires stating your destination while stepping into a fireplace. If you don't pronounce your destination clearly, like Harry did the first time, you'll end up somewhere else. Traveling by Portkey is also unpleasant.
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== Live Action TV ==
== Live Action TV ==


* Transporter Accidents are recurring plot devices in various ''[[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]]'' series. Which makes several characters' insistence to the safety of the procedure rather bizarre. As any viewer can tell you, when transporters mess up, the result rarely are pretty. Perhaps, like air travel, they're very safe except when they ''really'' aren't. Transporter malfunctions have been known to:
* Transporter Accidents are recurring plot devices in various ''[[Star Trek]]'' series. Which makes several characters' insistence to the safety of the procedure rather bizarre. As any viewer can tell you, when transporters mess up, the result rarely are pretty. Perhaps, like air travel, they're very safe except when they ''really'' aren't. Transporter malfunctions have been known to:
** Create a clone of an individual (Riker).
** Create a clone of an individual (Riker).
** [[Biological Mashup|Merge two people and a plant]] together (Neelix and Tuvok) into one distinct being. Then unmerge them through the power of mad science!
** [[Biological Mashup|Merge two people and a plant]] together (Neelix and Tuvok) into one distinct being. Then unmerge them through the power of mad science!
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** According to Chakotay, re-materialization without clothes has happened. Which considering the alternatives is getting off ''very'' light.
** According to Chakotay, re-materialization without clothes has happened. Which considering the alternatives is getting off ''very'' light.
** De-age people back into kids.
** De-age people back into kids.
** Though part of an experiment, the new ''[[Star Trek (Film)|Star Trek]]'' film has mention of [[Star Trek Enterprise (TV)|Admiral Archer's]] prized beagle failing to re-materialize.
** Though part of an experiment, the new ''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]'' film has mention of [[Star Trek: Enterprise|Admiral Archer's]] prized beagle failing to re-materialize.
*** A deleted scene would have shown the beagle re-materializing aboard the ''Enterprise'' [[Chekhov's Gag|at the very end]].
*** A deleted scene would have shown the beagle re-materializing aboard the ''Enterprise'' [[Chekhov's Gag|at the very end]].
** Being stuck in the buffer too long so your pattern has degraded too much to be rematerialized.
** Being stuck in the buffer too long so your pattern has degraded too much to be rematerialized.
** In the first season of ''[[Star Trek Enterprise (TV)|Star Trek Enterprise]],'' the transporters hadn't gotten all the kinks out and weren't certified for transporting humans (or Vulcans or... you know what I mean). In an emergency a [[Red Shirt]] was transported from the surface of a planet during a windstorm and came back with leaves and twigs embedded in his body. Luckily he would make a complete recovery, which for a [[Red Shirt]] is amazing.
** In the first season of ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]],'' the transporters hadn't gotten all the kinks out and weren't certified for transporting humans (or Vulcans or... you know what I mean). In an emergency a [[Red Shirt]] was transported from the surface of a planet during a windstorm and came back with leaves and twigs embedded in his body. Luckily he would make a complete recovery, which for a [[Red Shirt]] is amazing.
** Note that despite all this, in every series except ''Enterprise'', when a character is shown to be unwilling or scared to used the transporters, they are treated as eccentric and unreasonable in their fear of the device.
** Note that despite all this, in every series except ''Enterprise'', when a character is shown to be unwilling or scared to used the transporters, they are treated as eccentric and unreasonable in their fear of the device.
** Also note that, apparently, [[Reed Richards Is Useless|none of these effects are reproducible when you might actually want them]]. A gizmo that can [[Fountain of Youth|turn an old man into a child, with his memory intact?]] A gate for entering parallel universes? Of course, most of these effects would be [[Story-Breaker Power|Story Breakers]] if they could be invoked at will. Even the related (and ubiquitous) replicator tech is never explored to its fullest potential, for this reason.
** Also note that, apparently, [[Reed Richards Is Useless|none of these effects are reproducible when you might actually want them]]. A gizmo that can [[Fountain of Youth|turn an old man into a child, with his memory intact?]] A gate for entering parallel universes? Of course, most of these effects would be [[Story-Breaker Power|Story Breakers]] if they could be invoked at will. Even the related (and ubiquitous) replicator tech is never explored to its fullest potential, for this reason.
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== Video Games ==
== Video Games ==


* A teleporter accident with Lucca's latest invention is what starts off the adventure in ''[[Chrono Trigger (Video Game)|Chrono Trigger]]''.
* A teleporter accident with Lucca's latest invention is what starts off the adventure in ''[[Chrono Trigger]]''.
* Before that, Durandal, the rampant AI, captures the player mid-teleportation, and forces him to "Play a game" of killing the pfhor in a quarantine storage (leading to the level "Blaspheme Quarantine"), in which if the player loses, "(He and Durandal) will continue the relationship on friendlier terms," but if he loses, he dies. Later, Durandal has trouble teleporting you while you are in the alien ship. Tycho also steals the player from Durandal mid-teleportation a few times in ''Marathon: Infinity'' and once in ''Marathon 2: Durandal''.
* Before that, Durandal, the rampant AI, captures the player mid-teleportation, and forces him to "Play a game" of killing the pfhor in a quarantine storage (leading to the level "Blaspheme Quarantine"), in which if the player loses, "(He and Durandal) will continue the relationship on friendlier terms," but if he loses, he dies. Later, Durandal has trouble teleporting you while you are in the alien ship. Tycho also steals the player from Durandal mid-teleportation a few times in ''Marathon: Infinity'' and once in ''Marathon 2: Durandal''.
* ''[[Doom]]'' has teleporters that use hell as a stop over. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. It's also the game that introduced the [[Tele Frag]].
* ''[[Doom]]'' has teleporters that use hell as a stop over. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. It's also the game that introduced the [[Tele Frag]].
* In ''[[Pokémon Red and Blue (Video Game)|Pokémon Red and Blue]]'' (and their remakes), Bill accidentally combines himself with a Pokémon and the player has to help him become human again.
* In ''[[Pokémon Red and Blue]]'' (and their remakes), Bill accidentally combines himself with a Pokémon and the player has to help him become human again.
** [[Fridge Logic|However]], it doesn't mention with which Pokémon and [[Fridge Horror|where it is right now]]. And outside the plot, the various cloning glitches in the early generations follow the same principles.
** [[Fridge Logic|However]], it doesn't mention with which Pokémon and [[Fridge Horror|where it is right now]]. And outside the plot, the various cloning glitches in the early generations follow the same principles.
* The ''[[Half Life]]'' series has a number of teleporter incidents:
* The ''[[Half Life]]'' series has a number of teleporter incidents:
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** Later in the game, when teleporting out of Nova Prospekt, the teleporter explodes while Alyx and Freeman are in mid-teleport, resulting in them being caught in a week-long teleport loop. As a result, by the time they emerge the revolution is in full swing.
** Later in the game, when teleporting out of Nova Prospekt, the teleporter explodes while Alyx and Freeman are in mid-teleport, resulting in them being caught in a week-long teleport loop. As a result, by the time they emerge the revolution is in full swing.
{{quote| '''Dr. Kleiner''': "Fascinating. We seem to have developed a ''very slow'' teleport!"}}
{{quote| '''Dr. Kleiner''': "Fascinating. We seem to have developed a ''very slow'' teleport!"}}
** The Borealis was an [[Portal (Video Game)|Aperture Science]] Research Vessel that suddenly completely disappeared from the shipyard, taking a chunk of the drydock with it. 20 years later, it is discovered by a team of Rebel Scientists in the Arctic.
** The Borealis was an [[Portal (series)|Aperture Science]] Research Vessel that suddenly completely disappeared from the shipyard, taking a chunk of the drydock with it. 20 years later, it is discovered by a team of Rebel Scientists in the Arctic.
* In the first ''[[Halo]]'' game, Cortana accidentally drops John-117 ''on his head''. Thankfully, it was only a few inches; he was on target, but arrived upside down (Cortana was working out the alien coordinate system and got plus mixed up with minus).
* In the first ''[[Halo]]'' game, Cortana accidentally drops John-117 ''on his head''. Thankfully, it was only a few inches; he was on target, but arrived upside down (Cortana was working out the alien coordinate system and got plus mixed up with minus).
** In the multiplayer levels of ''[[Halo]] 3'', the player can place teleporters wherever they wish. This has lead to many Player Characters falling to their deaths.
** In the multiplayer levels of ''[[Halo]] 3'', the player can place teleporters wherever they wish. This has lead to many Player Characters falling to their deaths.
* In ''[[Portal (Video Game)|Portal]]''. Under some circumstances, deactivating a portal while you're halfway through it will get you stuck. Also...
* In ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''. Under some circumstances, deactivating a portal while you're halfway through it will get you stuck. Also...
{{quote| ''"These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you--[[Lost in Transmission|[power drain]]]"''}}
{{quote| ''"These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you--[[Lost in Transmission|[power drain]]]"''}}
* In ''[[Space Quest]] V'', a transporter accident swaps your head with the head of a fly, in a [[Shout-Out]] / blatant rip-off of ''[[The Fly]]''.
* In ''[[Space Quest]] V'', a transporter accident swaps your head with the head of a fly, in a [[Shout-Out]] / blatant rip-off of ''[[The Fly]]''.
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* In the ''[[Unreal Tournament]]'' series, normal teleporting doesn't appear to have any side effects but [http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/Translocator translocators] (personal teleporters) use can give people dementia.
* In the ''[[Unreal Tournament]]'' series, normal teleporting doesn't appear to have any side effects but [http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/Translocator translocators] (personal teleporters) use can give people dementia.
* The prologue to ''[[Saira]]'' involves one of these, where the main character seems to have been accidentally teleported into the distant future [[Epileptic Trees|(or another dimension, or something)]]. {{spoiler|Her [[Chastity Couple|apparent boyfriend]] was a mis-teleport victim, too; he was hurled to the other side of the galaxy by mistake, and the plot of the game revolves around Saira trying to teleport herself there. [[Multiple Endings|Most of the endings]] are also teleporter accidents; she gets sent to the wrong place if the teleport parts used aren't fancy enough, but somehow she [[Nobody Can Die|always ends up somewhere habitable.]]}}
* The prologue to ''[[Saira]]'' involves one of these, where the main character seems to have been accidentally teleported into the distant future [[Epileptic Trees|(or another dimension, or something)]]. {{spoiler|Her [[Chastity Couple|apparent boyfriend]] was a mis-teleport victim, too; he was hurled to the other side of the galaxy by mistake, and the plot of the game revolves around Saira trying to teleport herself there. [[Multiple Endings|Most of the endings]] are also teleporter accidents; she gets sent to the wrong place if the teleport parts used aren't fancy enough, but somehow she [[Nobody Can Die|always ends up somewhere habitable.]]}}
* ''[[The Game of the Ages (Video Game)|The Game of the Ages]]'': Until you learn to protect yourself, portal pools rip you apart.
* ''[[The Game of the Ages]]'': Until you learn to protect yourself, portal pools rip you apart.




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* In one ''[[Venture Brothers]]'' episode where Dr. Venture ends up ([[Played for Laughs|harmlessly]]) stuck in the walls of various parts of the house for the duration of the story. To quote him "Well, wherever my lower half is, it must be outdoors. I think it's raining."
* In one ''[[Venture Brothers]]'' episode where Dr. Venture ends up ([[Played for Laughs|harmlessly]]) stuck in the walls of various parts of the house for the duration of the story. To quote him "Well, wherever my lower half is, it must be outdoors. I think it's raining."
* In ''[[X-Men Evolution]]'', Forge tries to extend the range of Nightcrawler's teleportation, and ends up creating rifts to the hell-like dimension Nightcrawler uses to move from place to place. Needless to say, the inhabitants get out.
* In ''[[X-Men: Evolution]]'', Forge tries to extend the range of Nightcrawler's teleportation, and ends up creating rifts to the hell-like dimension Nightcrawler uses to move from place to place. Needless to say, the inhabitants get out.
* ''[[Re Boot]]'' has a [[Shout-Out]] to this in one episode. Bob tries to use a makeshift transporter (itself a [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]]'') to separate himself from Glitch. Bob dematerializes and then rematerializes with no change and somehow picked up a passenger along the way. Then the trope is played straight later when Bob tries to use a portal for the same purpose, only for it to explode and nearly kill him.
* ''[[Re Boot]]'' has a [[Shout-Out]] to this in one episode. Bob tries to use a makeshift transporter (itself a [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Star Trek]]'') to separate himself from Glitch. Bob dematerializes and then rematerializes with no change and somehow picked up a passenger along the way. Then the trope is played straight later when Bob tries to use a portal for the same purpose, only for it to explode and nearly kill him.
* ''[[Dexters Laboratory]]'' episode "Sole Brother" featured Dexter testing a teleporter. When he used it on himself, he ended up fused with Dee Dee's foot.
* ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]'' episode "Sole Brother" featured Dexter testing a teleporter. When he used it on himself, he ended up fused with Dee Dee's foot.
* When Candace and Perry fell into ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'''s teleporter in "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?", they [[Body Swap|swapped bodies]].
* When Candace and Perry fell into ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'''s teleporter in "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?", they [[Body Swap|swapped bodies]].
* The ''[[Pink Panther]]'' once fused the pale guy with a flower and himself to a bee.
* The ''[[Pink Panther]]'' once fused the pale guy with a flower and himself to a bee.