Tempting Fate/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|"''I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I.<br />''

''With all that you kids have done, this is like the last thing you haven't.<br />''

''<nowiki>#</nowiki>shock''"|'''Drake''', |''[[Bronyism (Blog)|Bronyism]]''}}

{{quote|'''Ida''': We’ve come this far, there's no turning back.<br />

'''The Doctor''': Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong" or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!"|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit"}}

{{quote|'''Marge''': I think you're making him angry...<br />

'''Reporter''': Come oooon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?|''[[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "[[Treehouse of Horror]] III"}}

{{quote|'''Leo''': You are on full health, dude!<br />

'''Raph''': Aw, now we will never get to Shredder.<br />

'''Mike''': Aw, quit your bitchin'! I'm sure we will be fine without pizza ([gives full health)] for five more min- (Donatello, Leo, Raphael died due to a ball and chain dropped on them)<br />

*''(respawn*<br />)''

'''Mike''': Well, now you guys definitely don't need it.<br />

{{quote|''"Yes! [[Large Ham|I]] [[Catch Phrase|am]] [[Hope Spot|invincible!]]"''|'''Boris Grishenko''', ''[[GoldeneyeGoldenEye (Filmfilm)|GoldeneyeGoldenEye]]'', {{spoiler|moments before being killed}}}}

{{quote|''"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"''|'''Nale''', ''[[The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|The Order of the Stick]]''}}

{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': How hard can it be?<br />

'''Richard Hammond''': 'Oh, how I've missed the pang of dread I feel whenever you mention the words 'How hard can it be'!|''[[Top Gear]]''}}

{{quote|'''Wash:''' It's OK, we don't need him to believe. Until the next time we encounter the Meta.<br />

''(Loud thump on roof)''<br />

'''Wash:''' What the hell was that?<br />

'''Sarge:''' Come on, d'ya even need to ask?|''Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction'', chapter 18}}

{{quote|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}c3t9wGCy3oY Well, Let's just hope I never die ever agai-] [[Big No|whaaat?]]"|[[Raocow]]}}

{{quote|'''Grace''': ''What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?''<br />

'''Quaritch''': ''I can do that.'' {{spoiler|He does.}}|''[[Avatar (Film)|Avatar]]''}}

{{quote|'''Tali''': Shepard, this is Admiral [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib]]. ''Do not ask about the name.''<br />

'''Shepard''': ...you have a ship named ''Qwib-Qwib''?<br />

'''Tali''': Oh, here we go...|''[[Mass Effect 2 (Video Game)|Mass Effect 2]]''}}

{{quote|'''Liara''': Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once.<br />

'''Shepard''': Please don't give the mercs ideas!<br />

''(Later...)''<br />

'''Liara''': Watch out! This next wave looks like a big one!<br />

'''Shepard''': You just ''had'' to give them tactical advice!<br />

'''Liara''': But we will face less of them inside.<br />

'''Shepard''': Yeah, keep dreaming T'soni.<br />

''(Later in the base...)''<br />

'''Liara''': More of them, how many does the Shadow Broker need?<br />

'''Shepard''': [[Genre Savvy|I told you.]]|''[[Mass Effect 2 (Video Game)|Mass Effect 2]]''}}

{{quote|'''The Emperor:''' ''[to Royal Guard]'' Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse?! See, I said it ironically, so I'm alright.<br />

''[One hour later, as Darth Vader is killing the Emperor]''<br />

'''The Emperor:''' Hey, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHH!!!|''[[Star Wars]] [[Robot Chicken]] 2''}}

{{quote|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]''': "Besides, how gay could it be?"<br />

'''[[He -Man and Thethe Masters of The Universe (Animation)|He Man and The Masters of Thethe Universe]]''': "A work of art like my famous spice bread takes time."<br />

'''[[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]''': *''[[Jaw Drop]]*|''[[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]'', on [[She Ra]].}}

{{quote|'''Randy:''' Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back.<br />

'''Stu:''' I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?<br />

'''Randy:''' Yeah, sure.<br />

'''Stu:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|I'll be right back!]]''<br />

'''Randy:''' You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.|''[[Scream (Film)|Scream]]''}}

{{quote|''"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', (It does. It ''totally'' does.)}}

{{quote|'''Red Mage''': We're our own worst enemies! What ''can'' he do?! <br />

''[Poif!]'' <br />

'''Black Mage''':... <br />

'''Red Mage''':... ''What if'' I said it was a rhetorical question? |'''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''' }}

{{quote|''"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"''|[http://www.cracked.com/article_14945_5-recent-scientific-advances-and-how-theyll-destroy-us-all.html 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)], ''[[Cracked (Website).com|Cracked]]''}}

{{quote|''"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot ''of a'' frieze before introducing ''Mr.'' Freeze? Huh...that's [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually pretty clever]]; maybe this won't be so bad..."''|The [[RifftraxRiff Trax]] of ''[[Batman and Robin (Filmfilm)|Batman and Robin]]''}}

{{quote|'''Slowbeef''': Okay, this is [[Xenogears (Video Game)|Xenogears]]. So there's no fucking way you have a [[Bill Clinton]] joke.<br />

'''Diabeetus''' * In faux-[[Bill Clinton]] accent* : [[Double Entendre|I'll show something that's]] [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]].<br />

'''Slowbeef''': Shit.<br />

'''Diabeetus''': Sorry.|''[[Retsupurae]]'' on ''[[Xenogears (Video Game)|Xenogears]]''}}

{{quote|''"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.."'' * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''|'''[[Retsupurae]]''', [http://www.viddler.com/explore/Diabetus/videos/17/ ''The Most Shameful Thing In The World]''}}

{{quote|''"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''', ''[[The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]''}}

{{quote|'''Valtor''': What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars?<br />

'''Layla''': Coming right up. (lets the Water Stars blast Valtor)|''[[Winx Club]]'' Episode 77 (The Spell of the Elements}}

{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': It's your turn to learn the same lesson all of my enemies have. There is no one as powerful as Grizzaka... and NEVER will be.<br />

(the rangers form the Jungle Master Stampede formation and use it to destroy Grizzaka)<br />

'''Grizzaka''': (as his body prepares to explode) [[This Cannot Be!|IMPOSSIBLE!]] [[Not So Invincible After All|I AM INVINCIBLE!]] [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN GRIZZZAKKKAAAA!!!]] ([[Critical Existence Failure|he]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|blows up]])|''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]''}}

{{quote|''"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What else could go wrong]]?"''|'''The Hero''', |''[[Adventure Quest Worlds (Video Game)|Adventure Quest Worlds]]'', moments before the Lake Hydra appears}}

{{quote|'''Tai Lung''': What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?!<br />

'''Po''': Don't tempt me.|''[[Kung Fu Panda (Animation)|Kung Fu Panda]]''}}

{{quote|'''Sokka''': Things couldn't get much worse.<br />

''(giant serpent pops out of the sea)''<br />

'''Sokka''': The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?<br />

'''Toph''': You make it too easy!|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}}

{{quote|''No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.'' |'''''[[Dead Winter (Webcomic)|Dead Winter]]''''', [http://www.deadwinter.cc/page/022.htm Page 22]}}

{{quote|''"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!"''<br />

(Rattrap shoots Waspinator out of the sky)|[[Beast Wars (Animation)|Wasp]][[The Chew Toy|inator]]}}

{{quote|''"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?"<br />''

(Next we see the familiar, it has become a wild demonic beast again)|'''Random Guard, '''|''[[The Blue Exorcist]]'' episodeEpisode 10.}}

{{quote|'''Axe Knight:''' [[Kirby]] is headed for the reactor!<br />

'''Mace Knight:''' If we lose the reactor, this is all over for sure!<br />

'''Captain Vul:''' Never fear. I don't think Kirby can do anything to the reactor.<br />

'''Waddle Dee:''' So long as a reflected laser doesn't hit the reactor, it will be invincible.<br />

'''Captain Vul:''' Eeeyah! Don't even say things like that!|'''''[[Kirby Super Star]]''''', "Revenge of Meta Knight" (''[[Video Game Remake|Ultra]]'' version)}}

{{quote| '''Spike''': Be careful when you open that door...<br />

'''Barley''': What, is it gonna be like, another Fucking zombie? }}