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* The T-800's [[Dialogue Tree]] options to respond to the landlord complaining about the smell:
* The T-800's [[Dialogue Tree]] options to respond to the landlord complaining about the smell:
{{quote| '''The Terminator''': Fuck you, asshole.}}
{{quote|'''The Terminator''': Fuck you, asshole.}}
** And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves his apartment in his [[Hell-Bent for Leather|iconic]] [[Cool Shades|get-up]] and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:
** And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves his apartment in his [[Hell-Bent for Leather|iconic]] [[Cool Shades|get-up]] and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:
{{quote| '''On-looker''': [[Oh Crap|God daaaaamn!]]}}
{{quote|'''On-looker''': [[Oh Crap|God daaaaamn!]]}}
* In ''T2 3-D: Battle Across Time '', when the Terminator [[Alas, Poor Yorick|holds a fellow Terminator's head]]
* In ''T2 3-D: Battle Across Time '', when the Terminator [[Alas, Poor Yorick|holds a fellow Terminator's head]]
{{quote| '''John:''' Friend of yours?<br />
{{quote|'''John:''' Friend of yours?
'''Terminator:''' He was my college roommate. }}
'''Terminator:''' He was my college roommate. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayFrIR-Qfw Sgt. Candy]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayFrIR-Qfw Sgt. Candy]
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* "I need a vacation".
* "I need a vacation".
* From Terminator 2:
* From Terminator 2:
{{quote| '''John''': (in a phone booth) You got a quarter?<br />
{{quote|'''John''': (in a phone booth) You got a quarter?
'''T-800''': (smashes bottom of payphone, quarters fall out) }}
'''T-800''': (smashes bottom of payphone, quarters fall out) }}
* ''T3'' had a good one when Kate finally gets her hands on a gun and points it at the T-850, who, of course, is not concerned. In a panic, Kate pulls the trigger. The T-850 spits the bullet out of its mouth (revealing completely unscratched teeth), much to Kate's horror. The T-850 then just says: "''Don't'' do that." and turns away.
* ''T3'' had a good one when Kate finally gets her hands on a gun and points it at the T-850, who, of course, is not concerned. In a panic, Kate pulls the trigger. The T-850 spits the bullet out of its mouth (revealing completely unscratched teeth), much to Kate's horror. The T-850 then just says: "''Don't'' do that." and turns away.
* This scene:
* This scene:
{{quote| '''T-850''': I am looking for John Connor.<br />
{{quote|'''T-850''': I am looking for John Connor.
'''Kate''': If I tell you where he is, will you let me go?<br />
'''Kate''': If I tell you where he is, will you let me go?
'''T-850''': Yes.<br />
'''T-850''': Yes.
'''Kate''': He's in a cage in the back of the clinic. *T-850 begins to close the doors* Hey! You said you'd let me go!<br />
'''Kate''': He's in a cage in the back of the clinic. *T-850 begins to close the doors* Hey! You said you'd let me go!
'''T-850''': [[I Lied]]. *shuts and locks the door* }}
'''T-850''': [[I Lied]]. *shuts and locks the door* }}
* This troper has a poor ability in recognizing faces, but the cemetery scene's psychiatrist trying to calm Kate in T3 struck him as the same head of the asylum Sarah Connor was put in in T2. The funny bit was when he tried to assure Kate that it was just her minds playing trick regarding the Terminator.... But the moment he saw that exact same Arnold face he saw years ago in T2, he immediately bailed, as if saying ''"this is real!"''.
* This troper has a poor ability in recognizing faces, but the cemetery scene's psychiatrist trying to calm Kate in T3 struck him as the same head of the asylum Sarah Connor was put in in T2. The funny bit was when he tried to assure Kate that it was just her minds playing trick regarding the Terminator.... But the moment he saw that exact same Arnold face he saw years ago in T2, he immediately bailed, as if saying ''"this is real!"''.