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{{quote|'''Ishmael:''' But what do I ''say'' to her, Scobe? [...]
'''Scobie:''' [[Trope Namer|Thanks for the]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|mammary?]]|''Don't Call Me Ishmael!''}}
|''Don't Call Me Ishmael!''}}
 
[[Alice and Bob|Alice]] is perfectly fine. She's walking along, enjoying herself. Out of nowhere, Bob [[Crash Into Hello|bumps into her]] and, by sheer accident (we think), grabs her boob. Alice may forgive Bob, but at the same time she could resent him (even hate him) or use this as an opportunity for blackmail. More often than not, however, she will [[Megaton Punch|hit]] [[Armor-Piercing Slap|him]].
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Somewhat related to [[Funbag Airbag]]. See also [[Not What It Looks Like]]. Compare and contrast with [[Skinship Grope]].
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== Anime &and Manga ==
* Keitaro of ''[[Love Hina]]'' has been theorized to have breast magnets in his hands considering how often this happens to him. What usually follows is either a punch ([[Tsundere|Naru]]), an innocently/happily surprised "Oh my!" ([[Dojikko|Mutsumi]]), a scream ([[Shrinking Violet|Shinobu]]), or a blush and an excited giggle ([[Bottle Fairy|Kitsune]]).
* [[Suzumiya Haruhi]] gets the computer club president to grope Mikiru against his will (Mikuru does not approve either). Kyon is an accessory to the fact, since he photographs the whole thing so that Haruhi can use the photos for extortion. This was modified in the animation by having Haruhi take the pictures instead, which is terribly amusing since Kyon has absolutely no reason to be in the room when this is going on ''except'' to take pictures. As a result, he just stands there acting all disgusted at Haruhi's actions.
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* In ''[[Gintama]]'', Tsukuyo offers to let Gintoki grope her breasts, he declines, ends up doing it accidentally anyway, and gets a suplex for his efforts.
* In the first chapter of ''[[Tasogare Otome x Amnesia]]'', Teiichi doesn't quite believe Yuuko is a ghost, so he reaches out to grasp her shoulder, reasoning that a ghost will be insubstantial. That's just when she turns to face him, though, so he gets a handful of '''quite''' substantial breast. Yuuko is totally unfazed by this. She '''is''' a ghost, however.
* In ''[[Bakemonogatari]]'', during one of the times that Araragi is fighting with [[Token Mini-MoeLoli|Mayoi]], he gets an accidental handful. She doesn't notice at the time, but is pretty freaked out when he mentions it later ("You stole my [[First Kiss|first touch]]!").
* Happens to Iria in ''[[Zeiram|Zeiram the Animation]]'' by a kid that fell on top of her.
* In ''[[Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water]]'', this happens when the mobile island the protagonists are atop start shaking violently, and Herton fall on top of Grandis. She naturally responds to this with a [[Megaton Punch]].
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** Also Roxanne gropes Satellizer ''The Untouchable Queen'' in first appearance much to the participants of West Genetics shock/horror and accuses her of implants.
* A non-mammary example occurs in ''[[Video Girl Ai]]''. Being played in Yota's broken VCR made Ai's breasts smaller. She tells him that the VCR also turned her into a boy and grabs his hand and puts it between her legs for him to check. After realizing it was just a joke, he laughs but leaves his hand there a just little too long.
* In [[One Piece]], {{spoiler|Luffy's introduction to giant mermaid Princess Shirahoshi.}}
** During the Fish Man Island arc, {{spoiler|this is how Luffy and Princess Shirahoshi first met; short version, Shirahoshi is a giant mermaid, Luffy was lost and somehow wandered into her bedroom, the lights weren't on, and mistook her breasts for some sort of mattress. Unfortunately, the tone of the scene changed quickly, as she woke up and thought he was an assassin come to kill her, which it seems is a recurring problem for Shirahoshi.}}
** Also, a [[Running Gag]] in the Dressrosa Arc involved one of [[Lilliputians| the Tontatta dwarves]] ending up in Robin's cleavage for one reason or another.
* In ''[[Rave Master]]'' Elie is running towards the rooms whre Haru is fighting just as an explosion destroys the door and sends Haru flying towards her. He lands with a hand on her chest. She is not amused.
* ''[[My Hero Academia]]'':
** InSnipe ''[[My(one Hero Academia]]'',of the teacherteachers) Snipe accidentally bumps his elbow against one or both of [[Invisible Streaker|Tōru's naked]] breast(s).
** ''Not'' done by accident in another episode where an injured Mineta fondles Tsuyu after she rescues him; Mineta is something of a pervert. Since they're in a large swimming pool at the time, she responds with the all-too-common teenage tactic of dunking him and holding him under.
* In the second episode of ''[[How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord]]'', Takuma (as Diablo) wakes up and realizes he was ''not'' dreaming, and that he actually ''is'' [[Trapped in Another World]] due to two ditzy sorceresses botching a summoning spell - and then finds out that said ditzy sorceresses are in the same bed with him, and he has his hands on ''both'' of their, uhm, assets. Even worse, he isn't able to let go! Naturally, this proves rather embarrassing when his attempt to "order" his hands to do so wakes them up.
* In the second episode of ''[[Yumeria]]'', Tomokazu knocks Mone and Mizuki out of the path of a Faedun attack, and ends up with his hands on their breasts entirely by accident. Not that he minds... (Nor does Mone, at least until Mizuki reacts poorly, and Mone emulates her.)
* ''[[Bakuon!!]]'': When she has her first couple motorcycle rides with Raimu, Hane inevitably holds on by grabbing her breasts. Oddly, Raimu doesn't seem to mind.
 
== Comics --Comic Books ==
* Fred Perry's [[Fan Service]] ''[[Ninja High School]]'' comic strip "Minor Adjustments", again. Mimi Masters awakens one morning to find herself blessed(?) with gigantic, gravity-defying [[Gag Boobs]]. As she goes with increasing irritation through her school day (she's not happy with them, although others are) the school rich-creep Lendo approaches her to find out if they are real, or due to surgical intervention. To find out, he promptly grabs and honks them both firmly (with an understandable huge grin on his face...). Mimi is not best pleased, and promptly zaps him with one of her magical bolts before storming off...
* After Scott and Ramona reconcile in [[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim Gets it Together]], Scott notes the moment to be one he wants to last. Ramona then points out it's been spent with his hand right where the trope expects it to be.
* In Udon's ''[[Street Fighter]]'' comic, Rainbow Mika finally gets to face Zangief to a wrestling match. Zangief, who has been pestered by Mika for days, decides to end it quickly with a [[Power Fist|Banishing Flat]]. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|He ends up with a handful of Rainbow Rear End.]]
* The page image shows [[Wolverine]] doing to Black Cat in the ''Wolverine/Black Cat: Claws'' mini-series.
 
 
== Films -- Live-Action ==
* ''[[The Naked Gun]]''
** Drebin escapes a [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|burning room]] through the window, climbing along a row of anatomically-correct male and female statues. Between two statues is an open window, and a woman in her underwear just ''[[Rule of Funny|happens]]'' to be standing there. Drebin accidentally... well, guess. He then falls off the building, just saving himself by grabbing a statue's stone [[Gag Penis]]. In trying to save himself he manages to [[Crosses the Line Twice|break the penis off the statue and fall into the woman's room through the window, brandishing it at her.]]
** In the second sequel, ''Naked Gun 33 & 1/3'', Drebin is at the store squeezing grapefruits to test for ripeness while looking the other way. A woman in a low cut dress walks by, and Drebin mistakes her breast for a grapefruit and squeezes it. He gets slapped.
* ''[[Superbad]]'': Evan is having a conversation with Becca in a crowded school hallway. When someone bumps him from behind, his hand actually ''punches'' her in the boob. He's embarrassed, but she assures him it's no big deal.
* ''[[Fierce Creatures]]'': Rollo reaches backwards for a piece of paperwork without looking. He... well, he misses the paper, let's say. Willa takes it in stride.
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* When a character in ''[[Kangaroo Jack]]'' sees various mirages in the Australian desert, he sees a beautiful woman. Believing her to be another illussion, he gets handsy. In return, the very physically-present woman punches his lights out.
* Averted in [[Dude, Where's My Car?]] in the school camp scene, where a {{spoiler|blind boy is questioned by one of the alien android women. He feels the breasts of one of them in order to identify who he's talking to, and she doesn't react at all}}.
* A hilarious Subversion occurs in ''[[Willy's Wonderland]]''. In the flashbacks shown where Liv explains the past of the eponymous [[Suck E. Cheese's]], a kid is about to fondle Sara the Siren - whom he assumes is a lifeless animatronic - and she snaps to life, saying, [[Harmful to Minors| “Wanna fuck, fatty?”]] Obviously, he backs off.
 
 
== Literature ==
* The trope naming novel, ''[[Don't Call Me Ishmael]]'', contains a scene in which the eponymous Ishmael forms part of a school debating team and, collapsing due to nerves, inadvertently gropes his opposition and eventual [[Love Interest]].
* In the first ''[[Xanth]]'' novel, a female centaur offers to give Bink a ride. While she was jumping across a chasm, Bink loses his balance and would have fallen off completely if not for a desperate attempt at grabbing onto whatever he could hold—whichhold — which, of course, turns out to be her (bare) breasts. She forgives him, saying that she felt him losing his balance and it obviously wasn't deliberate (adding that if it ''had'' been deliberate, she'd have dropped him in the chasm).
* ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In ''[[Discworld/Hogfather|Hogfather]]'', the newly-created [[Butt Monkey|Oh God of Hangovers]] joins Susan on the horse Binky, and innocently puts his hands around her at an inappropriate height. As he's only existed for a few hours, she doesn't smack him for his ignorance, just corrects his position very firmly.
* In ''[[Discworld/Carpe Jugulum|Carpe Jugulum]]'', the witch Agnes Nitt awakes after the fight with the vampyres in Escrow, to discover the villagers have taken the appropriate local precautions against her waking up as a vampire. (these are many and varied around the Discworld.) She screams that whoever put all those handfuls of poppy seeds down my bra ''had '''better''' have been a woman!''
*** This is a [[Call Back]] to a scene involving ''Granny Weatherwax'' and Archchancellor Cutangle in ''[[Equal Rites]]''.
** In ''[[Discworld/Carpe Jugulum|Carpe Jugulum]]'', the witch Agnes Nitt awakes after the fight with the vampyres in Escrow, to discover the villagers have taken the appropriate local precautions against her waking up as a vampire. (these are many and varied around the Discworld.) She screams that whoever put all those handfuls of poppy seeds down my bra ''had '''better''' have been a woman!''
* In the ''[[Brother Cadfael]]'' mystery ''One Corpse Too Many'', a wounded protagonist gives the "boy" nursing him a playful push in the chest and gets a shock. He also gets a clout on the ear.
 
 
== Live-Action TV ==
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* A well-known ''[[Star Trek]]'' blooper has DeForest Kelley and Majel Barrett rocking back and forth holding onto each other while the ship's under attack. At one point he's holding her in the wrong place.
* Along similar lines to the ''How I Met Your Mother'' example, Angie Harmon does this to Sasha Alexander in the [[Hilarious Outtakes]] for the Season 1 DVD of ''[[Rizzoli and Isles|Rizzoli & Isles]]''. The ladies were making fun of the show's blatant [[Les Yay]] subtext and when they finally broke down in laughter, [[Hilarity Ensues|more laughter followed]] when Angie accidentally grabbed Sasha's boob while reaching for a hug. Of course, this did nothing to cool the show's rampant Rizzles shippers. You can watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy34BKmt24w&t=2m33s here].
* Something of a [[Running Gag]] ''[[Open All Hours]]'', usually involving Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's ample bosom.
 
** Occasionally when Granville is fed up with his uncle's antics, Gladys pulls him into a sympathetic hug. Somehow his face always happens to land in her chest, and he's never in a hurry to remove it.
** One morning, Arkwright walks up behind Gladys as she picks up the milk. She suddenly turns around and her cleavage engulfs his nose. {{Quote|You can't move around here for grocers in your bosom.|Nurse Gladys}}
 
== Video Games ==
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** Not that much of a stretch—he was grabbing her off the ground from behind while on horseback, so that's more than likely what he was apologizing for.
* Rai on Arina in Rai (or was it Arina's?) ending in ''[[Waku Waku 7]]''.
 
 
== Web Comics ==
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* ''[[Eerie Cuties]]'' had a moment when [[Alpha Bitch|Melissa]] arranged this intentionally - to blackmail Ace with tears into a "make it up to her" date.
* ''Dangerously Chloe'' had an unusual version. Chloe was impersonating Teddy via shapeshifting - and Succubus shapeshifting is [[Humanshifting|rather limited]]. In her case the changes in upper torso necessary to look like a boy were not exactly minor - which is why she was already under strain keeping the shape. Enter her [[Stalker with a Crush|crazy classmate]] with a [[Voodoo Doll]]. So, of course, after Chloe fainted, the airbags spontaneously deployed - right when {{spoiler|a concerned girl tried to give "him" CPR}}. With [[Unsound Effect]] "BLOOMP".
* Happens to Buckaress in the ''[[League Of Super Redundant Heroes]]'' strip [http://superredundant.com/?comic=083-getting-cans seen here]. The joke, of course, being that Laser Pony is blind, the likely reason she didn’t knock his teeth out.
* ''[[Bolter to Kokoro]]'' had it on the very first page: Guardsman stops Sister of Battle from moving out of cover, without looking. Well, ''she'' is looking where he put his hand (not that she could feel it in [[Powered Armor]]). Embarrassment (on her side), panic (on his side) and the rest of the comic ensue.
 
== Web Original ==
* Reed does this to Sarah by [[Accidental Pervert|accident]] when he runs to greet her in a dark room in chapter 12 of ''[[LG15: the resistance|LG 15 The Resistance]]''.
* Happens in ''[[College Humor]]'''s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPeTfeFALk Awkward Rap].
* ''[[Were Alive|We're Alive]]'': Burt tries to put a shoulder holster on Riley but accidental cops a feels
{{quote|'''Victor''': Burt just got farther with Riley than Angel ever did!}}
 
 
== Western Animation ==
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''(suction cup noises)''
'''Beast Boy:''' My bad! }}
*:* Not exactly ana straight example. Due to a quick look at the animation, you can see Beast Boy's octopus teeth on Starfire's ''butt'' (which is just as awkward).
* Also in ''[[Justice League]]'':
{{quote|'''Hawkgirl:''' Whose hand is that?
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* In the second season of ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'', one of Monarch's henchmen accidentally does to Dr. Girlfriend while sneaking her into the lair. This being [[The Venture Brothers]], he freaks out and makes a bigger deal out of it than she does.
* In one of the first episode of ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 series)]]'', Michealangelo apparently does this to April O' Neil when he's untying the ropes that hold her to a chair. April O'Neil's expression when he's doing this really cements the scene.
 
 
== Real Life ==
* It's apparently a major problem in Japan, due to overcrowding on public transportation. Numerous amateur porn vids feature men [[The Chikan|intentionally fondling, groping, and outright molesting innocent women]], and then attempting to play it off as an "accident". A study concluded that at least '''half''' of all the women in Tokyo have been victim to this phenomenon.
** There were even references to that in a 1989 Charles Bronson film called ''Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects'' and is used as a culture dissonance moment when a Japanese man who's been transferred to his company's Los Angeles office is riding the bus.
** These days there are women-only cars on trains for rush hours, which have considerably alleviated the problem. Of course now men are complaining about being stuffed like sardinssardines in a can when women can enjoy relatively open, airy cars, due to the fact that men still form the majority of the workforce in Japan. Also, the attitudes have changed: when in the past women were expected to suffer in silence, nowadays gropers are extremely likely to get caught and sued. Aside from this, the punishment for it can now be as high as $1,000(US).
** The accidents themselves are starting to be less likely—inlikely — in large part because women have realized that it's quite possible to, even in the most crowded cars, avoid this happening by ''accident''... which in turn makes it harder to do it on purpose and pretend otherwise. It's quite possibly not as much worry about perverts, though, as much as the simple fact that it's rather embarrassing to (nearly) accidentally inflict [[Marshmallow Hell]] on somebody.
* The game [[wikipedia:Ninja (playground game)|"Ninja"]]{{dead link}}, played co-ed, can sometimes result in this. For amusing results, get some teenage, [[Adorkable]] guys to play with cute girls. This trope will happen, it ''will'' be fully accidental, and if you really want to see a guy blush, this is about as good a setup as you can get.
 
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