That Dude in the Suede/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|"Hello, my name is That Dude in the Suede. I am a rip-off of That Guy in the Glasses, and proud of it."

"A lot of you probably don't even know who I am. Well, for a while, I was just this guy who loved That Guy in the Glasses and wanted to show them that maybe I could make videos as well. And I succeeded. It was pretty weird. As this website's resident anime reviewer and commentator on anime in general, it was my hope to be just a little bit different and offer anime fans a voice that didn't include those guys who use Windows Movie Maker to make [[Top Ten List]]s and not explain their decisions. So I made [[Top Ten List]]s, and I explained my decisions. But that wasn't all. I also commented on the different facets of anime culture, and I also commented on how some of it's just plain weird. And I also reviewed a couple of anime. I have a great regret that now I cannot review some of my favorites such as ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'', or review the ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' live-action movie with [[Keanu Reeves]]. Because [[That Dude in the Suede]] is going on hiatus for two years. As those of you who attended my blog-chat know, I'm a Mormon. And as a Mormon, I am taking a two-year mission for my church.

'''Caption boxes:''' The End of [[That Dude in the Suede]] for Two Years. I apologize profusely to all that I forgot to mention. I will miss all of you. I still have tons and tons of ideas, so be ready for a deluge when I return. Oh, and...[[Cowboy Bebop|see you, space cowboy...]]|[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/thatdudeinthesuede/animenia/3781-suedes-goodbye Suede's Goodbye].}}

 

''"Well, heck, why not? i'll try doing that, see if it's popular enough, if it's not, i'll just give it up, but it's okay. I'm just gonna review this and see how it goes"''.<br />

I want to see, I want to be able to show it cause it really captures the spirit of anime, it's got like the most unrealistic physics yet at the same time it almost feels like you could do it yourself, it has you going out and seeing if you can do kick-flips on the lawn, but it's also got some really, ''really'' ridiculus stuff on it, that's some of the stuff that I want to kinda make fun of, and, I don't know, there's just too much material for me to be able to just do a quick 10-minute review of it, so, I wannna just kinda walk everyone through it, in fact this might even be a bit of a nostalgia trip for you guys who remember how infuriately hard it is, so, without further ado, hopefully i'm not gonna die that much, so let's give it a shot, OK. This is: '''Suede Played: [[Ninja Gaiden]] Σ'''".|The opening to the original version of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5m0oidUc_o Suede Played: Ninja Gaiden Sigma].}}

{{quote|"When I was on a mission for my church for two years, I noticed that without question or exception, ALL MALE TEENS IN NEW ZEALAND were obsessed to a t-shirt-buying degree with one of two things: [[John Cena]] or [[Ben 10]]; with girls it wasn't even a option, it was either [[Hannah Montana]] or nothing."}}

 

*Shows drawing of [[Wolverine]] fighting with [[The Phantom Menace|Darth Maul]]* }}

 

 

{{quote|"The best part though, and what it shares with many Sci-Fi anime is a unparalleled sense of immersion. A lot of the situations and problems Gotham Of The Future have to deal with are instantly recognizable today, but astoundly realistic is how they evolve in the future: You can imagine plastic cards completely replacing paper currency, genetic engineering getting so enhanced it's used like piercings. AND, most damming yet awesome of all, Broadway Musicals irreverently decipting serious events or personas."

"Does this sound FAMILIAR?!"<br />

* Shows the first words of [[Springtime for Hitler]]* }}

{{quote|"Game Freak are either suddenly geniuses for challenging the [[Pokémon]] paradigm and causing actual cerebral activity while playing, or idiots."}}

 

 

{{quote|"When your fiancée buys [[Beyond Good & Evil (video game)|Beyond Good and Evil]] to play on your honeymoon you know you've done something right.^^"}}

"Actually a better [[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokémon Red]] confession would be that I honestly used my Master Ball on a Ditto. A Ditto!" }}

 

 

{{quote|"Why do people continue to follow me? I feel like I update about as much as a pregnant sloth."}}

##Flintheart Glomgold was South African in the comics. Why did they change that? that's all I can think of for now."

{{quote|"by the way, I loved the show. I'm just messin' around."

 

{{quote|"That out of the way, WOW what an awesome response! I must admit I had some self-doubt leading up to it, thank you all!"

"Point Dos: I must apologise to [http://www.starfieldcreations.com/ Andrew Dickman] for giving a poor description for my [http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/#/d460vre title card], but it still works in that it has no spoilers!"<br />

"And one more before bed: I am SORRY I did not know [[Beast Wars]] was Canadian! Your accents all sound the same! It was my bad, sorry."<br />

"One thing I have learned since becoming a C-Grade Internet Celebrity is that it really is truly impossible to please everybody."<br />

"For every ''"[[Megas XLR]] rules!"'' there's ''"why you put dumb [[Megas XLR]]?"'' For every ''"you would've been lynched if [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] wasn't #1"'' there's ''"[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] sucks!"'' |Suede's response to the reception of his "Top 11 American Anime" video.}}

 

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