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* In the fifth season, the Team have been captured and are facing a firing squad. Each has an [[Imagine Spot]] about ways to escape the situation. BA's is that Murdock flies in with a chopper ready to rescue him. But instead of pulling BA up right away, Murdock tries to get him to agree to more and more demands, like moving in with him. Eventually, BA jumps back down and tells the squad to go ahead and shoot.
* After the team is exposed to radiation:
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'''Murdock:''' I don't think I know you well enough. }}
* Anything Murdock does. But special mention goes to the time he helped a client escape her evil fiance by ''taking her place in the wedding''. During his getaway, he stops to shake an elderly guest's hand:
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** Even funnier is Murdock, still in the wedding dress, running after the catering truck that the rest of the team is using as a getaway vehicle, and Face leaning out the back of the truck, shouting, "Come to me, my precious!"
** And later in the episode, he writes the villain a letter of apology for [[The Runaway Bride|leaving him at the altar.]]
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* One episode, ''Labor Pains'', has Murdock fooling around with a ouija board the whole time. At the end, he goes into another "trance" and begins to intone "Decker is coming, Decker is coming...". BA is fed up and just as things are about to get ugly, they hear sirens. Cue incredulous expressions from everyone except Hannibal- whose face just screams [[Oh Crap]].
* Lynch and his right-hand MP, in ''One More Time'':
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'''Lynch:''' Sense of humor? You think that's funny then, Hannibal Smith working under the name of 'Lynch'?
'''MP:''' Well I mean considering the fact that we've looked everywhere for him, and all this time he's working in the open under your very name.
'''*Lynch glares at him*'''
* [[Beat]]*
'''MP:''' Well no sir, [[Blatant Lies|I don't think that's funny.]] }}
* Murdock, under disguise as pilot Dick Nash (''In Plane Sight''), grabs a bottle from a villain's desk and opens it in [[Grievous Bottley Harm]] fashion to drink from it. After that he realizes he doesn't like the flavor, and drops it altogether to the floor.
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** Murdock repeatedly telling Face, "You should've never answered that phone!"
* This exchange from ''Holiday in the Hills'':
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'''Murdock:''' Absolutely and totally.
'''Face:''' How am I gonna get all this stuff out here in the middle of nowhere?
'''Murdock:''' Hey you always say you can get anything, anywhere, anytime.
'''Face:''' Yeah, but I -
'''Murdock:''' Think of it as a challenge. [[Noodle Incident|How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertible in the jungles of 'Nam?]]<br />
* [[Beat]]*<br />
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'''Face *smirks*:''' Professional secret. }}
** Face's entire conversation with Louanne during his priest scam from that same episode. This bit in particular:
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'''Louanna:''' Mary Anne? '''*Face nods*''' My name's Louanne.
'''Face:''' Really?
'''Louanne:''' Y'know I've always been kinda fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed...I mean, they don't...
'''Face:''' Ah. But sometimes...they do.
'''Louanne:''' Oh no...you and Mary Anne?
'''Face:''' Sometimes the runner...stumbles.
'''Louanne:''' Oh, Father, I'm truly sorry. What can I do to help?
'''Face:''' Well...[[It Makes Sense in Context|would you happen to have a gasoline engine?]]<br />
'''Louanne:''' Gasoline engine?<br />
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*** Face's absolute [[Adorkable|adorkableness]] while pretending to be the priest is a major part of what makes this scene so funny. His expressions throughout are just priceless, as is his delivery.
** Also, this, from the beginning.
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'''Murdock:''' Looks like we gonna crash.
'''Face *laughs nervously*:''' C'mon, really, what's gonna happen?
'''Murdock:''' It looks like we gonna crash...and die. }}
** Murdock ''flirting with himself'' in two different accents is absolutely hilarious.
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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|"So Satan walks into a bar..."]]
* In the flying tank:
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'''Murdock:''' Because the plane exploded!
'''B.A.:''' What?! When?!
'''Murdock:''' Recently! }}
* "Technically, we're not flying." "I know! 'Cause we fallin', fool!"
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* Murdock and the helicopter at the beginning of the movie. He exclaims in a British accent, "Oh, you gorgeous rustbucket! Did you miss your daddy?" and a few moments later is seen swinging on one of the blades singing, "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby..." etc. That part alone was worth the ticket price.
* Murdock's...unique style of barbecueing steaks.
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* After Murdock is {{spoiler|broken out of a psychiatric hospital during a 3D movie}}:
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* Murdock. Full stop. End statement.
* "They're not trying to shoot down the drones, [[Beyond the Impossible|they're trying to fly the tank]]."
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