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{{quote| '''Dr. McNinja''':'' Could this boy's youthful innocence and exuberance be what I need to keep my [[Dark and Troubled Past|dark and troubled soul]] in check?''<br />
'''Dr. McNinja's Inner Voice''': ''(You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who wants to be [[Batman]].'') }}
 
''[http://drmcninja.com/ The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]'' was an action-comedy webcomic by Chris Hastings and Anthony "''[[Nedroid]]''" Clark<ref>Kent Archer inked the comic from its beginning until he left in 2010; Carly Monardo colored the comic for about a chapter and a half</ref> that ran from 2004 to 2016, and the love child of the [[Rule of Cool]] and the [[Rule of Funny]]. It is the most awesomely epic / epically awesome webcomic ever.
 
The story unofficially <ref>The author recommends starting with "Meet the Doctor" rather than this one due to [[Early Installment Weirdness]].</ref> begins with the eponymous [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist|omnidisciplinary]] [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|doctor]] who is also a [[Ninja]] discovering that the [[Writing Around Trademarks|McBonald's restaurant chain]] has created a burger bearing his name. Naturally, he solves this copyright infringement by battling Donald McBonald himself.
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"So What IS A McNinja?'' introduces the Doctor's family, who are very disappointed with him for not becoming a professional ninja. The McNinjas' origins are revealed, and of course there are [[Pirate|pirates]].
 
The next morning, the Doctor finds a raptor in his office ("[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|There is a Raptor in My Office]]"). This turns out to be the tip of the iceberg, said iceberg being a conspiracy involving paleontologists-turned-banditos, organic jetpacks, [[My SpaceMyspace]] and <s> [[Fox News]]</s>NewsCorp. At least the Doctor gets a [[Kid Sidekick|sidekick]] out of the deal: a [[The Gunslinger|gunslinging]], mustachioed 12-year-old named Gordito.
 
"D.A.R.E. To Resist Ninja Drugs and Ninja Violence" begins with McNinja facing a hard choice: Will he help his father defeat 80's action movie star Frans Rayner and his army of drug-enhanced ninja [[Mooks]]? Or will he help the clone of Benjamin Franklin create a medicine to cure death?
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What's interesting about the comic is Hastings' sheer commitment to [[Planet Eris|utter weirdness]]. <s>Every</s> <s>[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p15 Almost every]</s> [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p16 Every] bizarre twist gets a completely straight reaction from the cast, and can have repercussions that stretch over multiple chapters. The overall effect is like a geodesic dome of absurdity, where every time the authors throw in a killer weatherman or cyborg bears or zombie Ben Franklin re-enacting the "Thriller" music video with situationally-appropriate lyrics, the plot becomes that much more believable. In the words of Chris Hastings, "[[Rule of Cool|Dr. McNinja lives in a world that operates like a Mortal Kombat stage]]." (but Cumberland, Maryland ''is'' a real place), so if you're a stickler for scientific and historical plausibility and blow a gasket whenever you see [[You Fail Physics Forever|Hollywood Physics]], ''please stay far away from this webcomic''.
 
And just to prove the series hasn't hit the peak of absurdly awesome yet, inIn Summer of 2010, Doctor McNinja took part in a [[Crossover]] with ''[[Axe Cop]]''. In addition, on November 7, 2011, the doctor [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=6722 faced down with] [[Team Fortress 2|Saxton Hale]]. He lost, but the very ''idea'' of such a fight was awesome.
 
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== Tropes: ==
* [[Because I'm Jonesy]]
* [[McNinja]]: [[Trope Namer]].
 
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* [[Acceptable Targets]]: Diabetics, [[In-Universe]], as far as the doctor is concerned. [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p2 They're] [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p5 always] [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p24 whining].
* [[Achilles' Heel]]: or, more specifically, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p4 Achilles' Right Butt Cheek] Frans Rayner has one; and he has the ability to relocate it. <ref>It was in his left butt cheek when he battled Dan for the leadership of the Ninja school they both attended. In "D.A.R.E. To Resist Ninja Drugs And Ninja Violence Part 2" Dr McNinja discovers that Frans has moved it to his left eyebrow.</ref> What makes Dr McNinja particularly threatening to him is his ability to identify its location. {{spoiler|In the "Army Of One" story, it was revealed that Rayner relocated his vulnerable spot to his leg before it was amputated, so he doesn't have one anymore.}} {{spoiler|But his new laser eye tires him out with just one shot; what with no visible power supply, it burns a lot of calories.}}
* [[Action Mom]]: Mitzi, a rare example who is ''entirely willing'' to sacrifice her children if necessary, although in the specific example in question it was to save him from a [[Fate Worse Than Death]].
* [[Affably Evil]]: Dracula.
* [[The Ahnold]]: Frans Rayner, although his backstory actually hews closer to The [[Jean -Claude Van Damme]] or The [[Chuck Norris]]. Geographically, he'd be more like the [[Dolph Lundgren]]. Doctor McNinja himself (minus the accent) in the "Army Of One" story arc. Do we even have to mention how hilariously awesome it is?
* [[All Myths Are True]]: And ''will'' show up in the current arc if they get so much as a passing mention.
* [[Alt Text]]: Musings on the story, a pithy phrase, the punchline to the strip or even [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p44 little] [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p46 stories] are all stuck in here. It can generally be assumed that even if the strip itself does not contain a joke, the [[Alt Text]] will. Chris will also bitch about how hard pirate hats are to draw whenever there are pirates, because perspective is difficult with their odd shape. He hates trees too.
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* [[Apocalypse How]]: Class 4 or 5 in the fourth time line. [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Arch Nemesis]]: Amusingly, the "Birdosaurus" has become this for the Doc.
{{quote| '''Doctor McNinja''': ''I hate you. I hate you so much. I will hunt you down forever. When you die, my laughter will be so'' '''bright''', ''it will be the last thing you will hear'', '''see, smell''' and '''feel'''.}}
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Sean calling Gordito out [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p24 here]
** {{spoiler|Sparklelord}} is described as a combination of "Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, atomic bombs and Seabiscuit."
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* [[As the Good Book Says...]]: "Physician, heal thyself!"
* [[As You Know]]: "[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p29/ Oh. Thanks for catching us all up on that. We all knew it. But thanks.]"
* [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever]]: Persons who contract Paul Bunyan's Disease turn into fifty-foot-tall lumberjacks. {{spoiler|The disease has now been weaponized.}}
* [[Author Avatar]]: Ron Wizard, Hasting's ''[[City of Heroes]]'' character, is King Radical's court magician.
* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: {{spoiler|Frans Rayner}} has a bionic laser eye, which is incredibly lethal. Unfortunately it lacks an external power source, and so burns his own calorie reserves for fuel. Even ''one'' shot is enough to render him unable to fight.
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* [[A Wizard Did It]]: What the [[Alt Text]] to the July 1st, 2011 news entry/fill-in comic implies.
* [[Ax Crazy]]
* [[Back Fromfrom the Dead]]: Ben Franklin, via cloning; the Doc himself, via invoking [[Only a Flesh Wound]]; {{spoiler|Frans Rayner}}, thanks to [[Never Found the Body]].
* [[Back-to-Back Badasses]]: '''[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p77 DOC AND THE DANE: TWIN FISTS OF FURY]'''
* [[Badass Bookworm]]: How can a ninja doctor not be one? {{spoiler|His brother Sean is also one of these, though he's still hiding it from his parents.}}
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* [[Brick Joke]]: The "Birdosaurus" that the Doctor off-handedly punched keeps coming back at the most inconvenient times. It's getting close to being a [[Running Gag]].
** Acknowledged by the Doc himself, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p83/ here ]
** The very last gag of the comic {{spoiler|We don't hire night janitors}} is a throwback to a gag from ''11 years ago''.
* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: The Doctor. The man is a great doctor, but he'll wear a ninja mask the whole time he's treating you. As an aside, he has even "disguised" himself as another doctor with the mask still on. The administrators of the hospital in question have gotten tired of this routine.
* [[Captain Ersatz]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p28/ Dr. McLuchador]. {{spoiler|1=Somewhat justified as he is actually McNinja in disguise, and the real McLuchador died a while ago}}.
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** Frans Rayner, whose perfect body control allows him to move around weak points in his body {{spoiler|and survive a fall onto rocks from lethal heights by rerouting vital organs out of the way}}.
** Also, {{spoiler|[[Bruce Lee]]}}, who ''jumped to the Moon.''
* [[Charm Person]]: The Ultimate Diplomat.
* [[Chase Scene]]: But of course.
* [[Chekhov's Gag]]: Too many to count, but [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p29 this] deserves special mention. (Don't spoil it if you haven't already read up to there - it's the sort of joke that takes ''years'' to mature.)
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** In the alt text of [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p80 this page] it alludes to making Doc's brother the protagonist once Doc is dead. Cut to the current arc where {{spoiler|Doc is thought to be dead...}}
** A character invented as an alternate explanation of something McNinja said in the alt text [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p44/ here] and [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p46/ here] becomes something real [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p41/ here].
** We have [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/1p21/ Mikey, cured by Doc, but forever unable to grow a beard.] 6 years worth of webcomics later, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p50/ we visit Mikey again in the dinosaur infested future, where we see Mikey get dumped once again.]
** In the [[Alt Text]] of [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p50/ this page], Hastings comments "I think I'll have [the birdosaurus] stalk Doc forever now." Sure enough, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p76/ four books later]...
* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Very frequent. If, early on in an arc, an ability is explained or an obstacle brought up that forces the protagonists to take a different route to solving their problems, you can bet the ability will be required and the obstacle will have to be dealt with in spite of all efforts to the contrary.
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* [[Clean Cut]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p39 Subverted] and lampshaded.
* [[Clingy MacGuffin]]: The evil horsie.
* [[Cloning Blues]]: Mostly averted with Benjamin Franklin II, who is basically a continuation of the original Franklin in a new body. Also averted with Dr. McNinja's own clones from college; they seem to consider themselves one person with multiple bodies and are happy to merge with him once their tasks are complete.
** On the other hand, {{spoiler|1=Old McNinja's}} clones show brief signs of individuality before they get slaughtered. But again, they were made with inferior cloning technology which is why they were both less clever than the doctor {{spoiler|and Old}} as well as [[Made of Plasticine]]
* [[Code Name]]: The McNinja family. Dan and Mitzi have since gone back to their original names; Sean's is "Dark Smoke Puncher."
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* [[Conservation of Ninjutsu]]: A law of nature in the arc [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p66 "An Army Of One"]
** It was also referenced [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/8p18 years earlier] in a throwaway gag involving ninja zombies, but nonetheless established as a real force in the McNinja universe.
* [[Continuity Creep]]: Issues One Half, One, and Two are one-shot stories, and other than a throwaway line in Issue Two they certainly don't make any ''less'' sense if one doesn't read the previous issues. Issue Three makes brief mention of Issue Two, but then near the end of the storyline has a plot point that makes absolutely no sense without having read Issue One Half. With Issue Four, a more-or-less continuous storyline starts, and from that point on it's written with the assumption that the reader has read previous issues.
* [[Continuity Nod]]: At [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p30 one point] in "So What Is A McNinja?" Doctor McNinja attacks a crew of pirates in the dark and [[Gory Discretion Shot|(presumably)]] cuts off their faces. In "D.A.R.E To Resist Ninja Drugs and Ninja Violence" he encounters pirates with peg faces, noting they must have been among the ones he fought.
** And of course, we can't forget [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p50 this strip]. Particularly, the alt text, which lists a specific other strip. Which one? Naturally, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p19 the one where he CALLED the exact method of death he'd deliver to the] [[Big Bad]].
* [[Cool but Stupid]]: The [[Alt Text]] for [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p67 this] strip (in which Doc focuses his energy to fight ghosts by humming the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' theme) reads, "Very stupid ideas taken very seriously. Dr. McNinja."
* [[Cool Pet]]: Yoshi the velociraptor.
* [[Cool vs. Awesome]]: Oh my yes. When your protagonist is as cool as Doc, your antagonists have to be pretty good to keep pace.
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* [[Deadly Doctor]]: McNinja himself.
** Dr. McLuchadore is a more villainous example. Though he means well, his patients tend to end up worse off from his treatments, either due to toxic medicine or "unconventional" wrestling-based methods of applying it.
* [[Death Byby Origin Story]]: Gordito's father
* [[Death in All Directions]]: In the tennis temple. the [[Alt Text]] snarks "clearly he dies on the next page".
* [[Death Is Cheap]], but not necessarily easy. Lampshaded in the comic itself, where it complains about resurrections making death meaningless.
* [[Depraved Dwarf]]: Dr. Knickerbockers.
* [[Determinator]]: Gordito, who grew his mustache out of sheer willpower. Later subverted when it's revealed that he grew it out of ''panic'', and uses it to hide his insecurities under a badass facade. He finally ends up [[Becoming the Mask]], however.
* [[The Dev Team Thinks of Everything]]: If a [[My SpaceMyspace]] page is mentioned in the comic, it will not only exist but have been created well in advance.
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: In "Judy Gets A Kitten", Chris notes in the [[Alt Text]] that he doesn't even know if kittens even prop themselves up against the side of the cage as their shown, and he drew it [[All Animals Are Dogs|as if it were a dog]].
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]: Doc [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p68 laying down the law] on a Nasaghast.
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* [[Evil Overlord]]: {{spoiler|Sparklelord.}}
* [[Exact Words]]:
{{quote| '''Dinosaur President''': The Alpha Shield can't be broken by anything on earth!<br />
[...]<br />
'''Dr McNinja's Message''': Dracula, please fire your moon laser at this precise location. }}
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]: His family name is McNinja. He's a doctor. These are his adventures. Any other questions?
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** The cover of the fourth book has the doctor posing on his motorcycle with his shirt unbuttoned, showing off a patch of his chest hair.
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: Dan seems to have some prejudices against gorillas.
{{quote| '''Dan McNinja''': Gorillas are cowards! Nowadays you're not allowed to say it, but it's true!}}
* [[Fantasy Kitchen Sink]]: Zombies, ghost wizards, vampires, resurrected Ben Franklin ''and'' Hitler, drugs that confer ninja skills, Headless Horsemen, superheroes, a disease that turns you into Paul Bunyan, and cloned dinosaurs, thieving lobsters and a mafia led by a radical dirtbiker (...and a world-ending Mayan tennis machine. Seriously.)
** Of note: the radical dirtbiking mafia leader looks suspiciously like ''The Burger King'', though [[Word of God]] states that the inspiration of King Radical was actually [[Mario Kart|King Boo on a Dirtbike.]]
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** Even King Radical utters it [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p32/ upon seeing the return of the McNinja Burger.] Justified in that {{spoiler|1=Dr. [[McNinja]] is supposedly dead, in his/everyone's/Donald McBonald's mind.}}
* [[Fluffy the Terrible]]: What is the identity of the strange motorcycle that appears to brainwash the people riding it, and manipulated the Doc into {{spoiler|bisecting the last rider}} and {{spoiler|destroying the last known supply of True Dew}}? A unicorn. Named Sparklelord. Also...
{{quote| '''Dr. McNinja''': I shall. Name you. ''Yoshi''.}}
* [[Footnote Fever]]: The dinosaur-riding banditos speak English with a sprinkling of Spanish, which is always translated in footnotes. Even when the meaning is clear. Even when the word appears multiple times in the same ''panel''.
** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p33 The editor helpfully explains the meaning of "policía" four times.]
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* [[Genre Savvy]]: The Doctor himself.
** Gordito also shows his savviness as early as the D.A.R.E arc, and doubles as [[Tempting Fate]] on Franklin's part.
{{quote| '''Benjamin Franklin''': But the excitement does get to you! I suppose this lifestyle isn't so bad.<br />
'''Gordito''': Ah, don't! Dude, in "this lifestyle" if you say something like that it's pretty much like pushing a "'''make the situation worse button'''". It's the opposite of what they have at the office supply store. [A helicopter appears] '''See'''? That's Schrodinger's helicopter right there.<br />
'''Benjamin Franklin''': Well it can only be more ninjas and we've had no problem with those so far.<br />
'''Gordito''': Oh '''please''' keep talking. }}
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p3 This exchange] between Doc's former mentor and his gorilla receptionist
{{quote| '''Benjamin Franklin''': I need to see the Doctor immediately.<br />
'''Judy''': [signing] He's seeing patients. You're going to have to wait.<br />
'''Benjamin Franklin''': Judy, I am being ''stalked'' by a ''horse''. A ''spooky horse''.<br />
'''Judy''': Oh, just one second! I'll get the ''Physician's Desk Reference''! I'm sure "spooky horse" is covered in there! Hm. Doesn't look like it. But this is the 2006 PDR. Maybe it's in the 2007.<br />
'''Benjamin Franklin''': Why don't you look up "witch gorilla"?<br />
'''Judy''': Nothing. Sorry.<br />
'''Benjamin Franklin''': It might be spelled with a 'B'. }}
* [["Get Out of Jail Free" Card]]: '''BASE!'''
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** Additionally, the Doctor's standard expression of surprise or dismay is the exceedingly mild "Oh my goodness."
* [[Gratuitous English]]: The Great Dane himself, Frans Rayner, especially in the older days.
{{quote| '''Frans Rayner''': Hey, Dan, come on. You are just the baby school, and I am the Big League Chew. Why do you try?<br />
'''Dan McNinja''': Frans, I can't wait to see how much worse your horrible English will be once your skull is concave. It'll be ''hilarious.'' }}
* [[Gratuitous Spanish]]: Parodied with the paleontologist banditos.
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* [[Hypercompetent Sidekick]]: Judy, the gorilla receptionist.
** And Gordito:
{{quote| Do you think I run around with a ''twelve year old boy'' just because I like his inferior grasp of girls and higher level math? Do you think I left him with my psychotic parents because I wanted him to '''die'''? '''No''', you undead pale ponce! '''Gordito''' is the effing '''badass kid'''. So go ahead and finish up your masterful scheme to make me let you kill me, because Gordito's going to slap around whatever ghost lackey you have like he was a pinata on the Mexican day of the dead."}}
** The [[Mummy]] that accompanies Archibald King of the Hoboes, which grants him immortality and protects him from assassination attempts.
* [[Hypothetical Casting]]: [http://www.comicmix.com/news/2008/06/04/interview-chris-hastings-on-the-adventures-of-dr-mcninja/ In this interview], creator Chris Hastings said that his casting choices for a ''Dr. McNinja'' movie would be [[Sam Rockwell]] or Will Arnett as the Doc, Sam Elliot or [[Hulk Hogan]] as Dan McNinja, and [[Anjelica Huston]] as Mitzi McNinja. The villains would include Williem Dafoe as Donald McBonald, [[Jean -Claude Van Damme]] as Frans Rayner, Phil Fondacaro as Knickerbockers, and [[Bela Lugosi]] as [[Dracula]], "''[[The Crow]]'' style."
* [[I Am One of Those, Too]]: Subverted -- Sean calls Gordito out on his inner geekiness, only to backpedal rapidly as he realizes he has just revealed his own.
* [[Improbable Aiming Skills]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p8 Where do you think Gordito got it from?]
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** (No.)
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: The Axe Cop crossover proves that, yes, there are some things too crazy to make sense even in this comic.
{{quote| '''Axe Cop:''' If bad guys steal this book [that forces you to be on their team]... I'll chop your head off. After I kill all the bad guys you can heal yourself with your ''doctor power''.<br />
'''McNinja:''' Just... Just protect the book, okay? }}
 
{{quote| '''Captain O'Shay''': For each one of my men ye touch, I will kill five members of yer family.<br />
(''Dr. McNinja glances at the'' three ''other members of his family, tied up and on the edge of the plank'')<br />
'''Dr. McNinja''': ...that math does not work out ''at all.'' }}
** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p35 BAD MATH PROVES A POINT!]
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* [[Light Is Not Good]]: {{spoiler|Sparklelord.}}
* [[Like You Would Really Do It]]: [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by the [[Alt Text]] on [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p52 this page]. And then on [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p80 this one] too, for good measure.
* [[StarfishLiteral CharacterSplit Personality]]: At death's door, Dr. McNinja's soul splits into a doctor and a ninja.
* [[Load-Bearing Boss]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p62 Inverted]: ''losing'' to the giant robot causes everything to fall apart.
* [[Loan Shark]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p27 Lampshaded and mocked].
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* [[Masked Luchador]]: Dr. McLuchador.
* [[Mayincatec]]: The Inocktec in "Death Volley": an ancient, generically-South-American people who invented the game of tennis and whose "tennis temple" houses a device (supposedly) capable of destroying the entire world.
* [[McNinja]]: [[Trope Namer]].
* [[Meat-O-Vision]]: Implied [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p37 here] [[Alt Text|("What Ben sees is a man with dreadlocks made of fried chicken legs.")]]
* [[Mecha-Mooks]]: The Inocktec temple guards.
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* [[Nerd in Evil's Helmet]]: Dark Smoke Puncher.
* [[Newspaper Dating]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p29 Parodied.]
{{quote| '''Newspaper''': It is Oct 4th, 1979! That's it. Nothing is going on. Slow day. No one even died.}}
* [[Never Found the Body]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p53 Uh oh.]
{{quote| '''Dr McNinja''': NO! It can't be! I was pretty sure you were dead!}}
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: Mitzi accuses Gordito of this when he knocks out a possessed Dark Smoke Puncher rather than shooting him, ostensibly making her kill him instead. Gordito [[Take a Third Option|takes a third option]], however.
* [[Nightmare Fuel]]: An in-universe [[Real Life Writes the Plot]] example in Dr. Knickerbockers, the [[Slasher Smile|crazy smiling]], [[Evil Laugh|evil laughing]] midget doctor. Apparently [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p40 a similar being haunts Kent Archer's nightmares], making it grievously difficult for him to ink pages in which Knickerbockers appears.
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** [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]] ''[[No Kill Like Overkill|Monkey Clown BANDITO]]'' '''''[[No Kill Like Overkill|WEREWOLVES!]]''''' Well, not in that order.
** Also, {{spoiler|[[Samus Is a Girl|ex-girlfriend]]}} [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p17 robot commando temple guards.]
* [[NoWon't SellWork On Me]]: Catholic School nuns learned long ago to resist mustaches of authority.
* [[Noodle Incident]]:
{{quote| '''Dan:''' Who would call us on Katanaka?<br />
'''Mitzy:''' Your father's still dead, right?<br />
'''Dan:''' Well, we'll never be sure, but I don't think he'd just call. }}
* [[No Name Given]]: [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] with "''Now I know you've never been to my office, so you've never seen the degree that hangs by my desk. So I will let you know -- it's made out to ''Dr.'' McNinja, not ''Judas'' McNinja.''"
** Later [[Hand Wave|handwaved]] when {{spoiler|talking to his clone, "''You never told anybody our name, did you? 'Cause, you know... [[Noodle Incident|The wizard]].''"}}
* [[No One Could Survive That]]: {{spoiler|Despite glaring Death in the face, Frans Rayner survived falling off of a cliff and landing on sharp rocks. When the rocks pierced his head, he ''swallowed half of his brain'' to prevent damage to it}}.
* [[Note From Ed]]/[[Clue From Ed]]: Initially parodied, with jokes like "policía"<ref>police</ref> being given multiple times in a single page or the editor asking why you haven't read the previous story yet after being told about it multiple times. Eventually the comic started including some straighter examples.
* [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]: Dark Smoke Puncher, who tries to hide his [[Gadgeteer Genius]] tendencies and general geekery behind a facade of bad slang and acting cool.
* [[Off-Model]]: "[[Alt Text|So long, pirate ship I drew slightly differently in every panel.]]"
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** King Radical provides a priceless example [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p38 here].
** Happens three times in a row: Once with [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p76 a space dinosaur] and twice more with [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p77 Doc] [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p78 and Chuck].
* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: In a particularly strange way, too. Sean/Dark Smoke Puncher uses a lot of slang to try and conceal from his parents that he's a nerd. Occasionally, he'll forget it, or in the case of [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p36/ this strip], he forgets, and tries to tack it on at the end.
{{quote| '''Sean''': Yeah, this is a prototype. It's designed to set off a contained chemical reaction so that whatever it's blowing up immediately converts to harmless fiber. It's a way to limit collateral damage...dawg.}}
* [[Old Shame]]: Issue One Half. It's on the site, even listed in the archives, but the reader is ''begged'' not to actually read it first.
* [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist]]: The Doctor and Ben Franklin II.
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* [[Painting the Fourth Wall]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p10 "WHCRUNCH"].
* [[Papa Wolf]]: Dan
{{quote| '''Dan McNinja''': OH YOU SONS OF SEA COWS WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN WITH LIMBS ON YOUR BODIES! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO COME ONTO THAT SHIP AND SHOW YOU HOW MANY DELICIOUS STOCKS AND BRAISES I CAN MAKE WITH THEM!}}
* [[Paper-Thin Disguise]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p55 Gordito has been] [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p68 donning a couple] lately.
** Also [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p10 here.] Keep in mind that our protagonist is already a doctor and is already dressed in full medical garb, so his disguise consists of ''a nametag.'' It is apparantly not the first time he's done this. To that particular doctor either.
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* [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p40/ "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'clock."]
* [[Preemptive Declaration]]: At the beginning of ''D.A.R.E To Resist Ninja Drugs And Ninja Violence'':
{{quote| '''Dan:''' Ha. Alright kids, not bad. Not bad. How about a drink in honor of all your beginners luck? Here. I'll pour you a Molson. It's got a higher alcohol content than most American beers. And maybe that will help sterilize all those cuts on your face.<br />
'''Punk:''' Uh, what cuts, my man?<br />
[[Grievous Bottley Harm|*SMASH*]]<br />
'''Dan:''' I have no idea. }}
* [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner]]
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* [[Pyrrhic Victory]]: "Doc Gets Rad".
* [[Quip to Black]]: The Doctor pulls this off when he gets the opportunity to try out his new bike.
{{quote| '''Dr McNinja''': Judy!<br />
'''Judy''': Ugh. * tosses sword and motorcycle helmet to Doc*<br />
'''Dr McNinja''': * catches and puts on the sword and helmet* ''Let's practice.''<br />
[[Alt Text]]: [[Lampshade Hanging|Then]] [[CSI: Miami|Horatio]] [[Lampshade Hanging|jumps out of the bushes and]] [[Memetic Mutation|puts on his sunglasses.]] }}
* [[Reality Ensues]]:
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* [[Redshirt Army]]: The future rebels are [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p27 not terribly bright]. Lampshaded in the [[Alt Text]], where they're referred to as "La revolution incompetente."
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: Especially when Sebastien [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p20 describes his favourite meal].
{{quote| "The babies ''hate'' the steaks."}}
** Subverted two pages later, when the vampires are shown eating baked ziti. ''Innocent'' baked ziti.
* [[Repeating So the Audience Can Hear]]: Played abnormally straight in [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p40 this strip].
* [[Retcon]]: On January 30 2012, the return of the [[McNinja]] burger in-comic, Hastings went and changed all "[[McDonald's]]" references to "McBonalds" so that he wouldn't have any legal issues printing the book later, including a modified logo and renaming Ronald McDonald to Donald McBonald. The protest signs [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/0p4/ on this page] only had strokes added over the D's to change them to B's, rather than the letters being redrawn.
* [[Rise Fromfrom Your Grave]]
* [[The Rival]]: Doctor McLuchadore is this to Dr. McNinja. Apparently the former's tendency to treat his patients via insane wrestling moves got on the latter's nerves and the ninja-doctor ran the wrestler-doctor out.
* [[Robot Me]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p45 Here]
* [[Robotic Reveal]]: Played straight with {{spoiler|Robot Dracula}}, inverted with {{spoiler|Hortense}}
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*** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p9/ This strip] contains a recruitment pamphlet for the Foot Clan. The [[Alt Text]] lampshades it as well.
** The T-Rex in the last panel of [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p17 this strip] strikes a similar pose to the star of ''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'', and his one line pretty much sums up the comic in question.
{{quote| '''T-Rex''': I GOT OPINIONS.}}
*** And [[Word of God]] says that this timeline's version of T-Rex was the one who came up with {{spoiler|hunting humans on jetpacks for sport.}}
** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p11 "It seems logical] to mistake me for Dr. McNinja, as we are both doctors and he in fact does the exact same thing I do. McNinja and I even go to the same barber... [[American Psycho|although I have a slightly better haircut."]]
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** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p27/ "Did you know that you can get a loan from a bank? It turns out that's how they make money."] [[Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Not anymore they don't! Ha ha, the economy! - Ed.]]
** Doctor [[McNinja]] Finds a Raptor in his office! What does he do?
{{quote| '''Doctor [[McNinja]]''':''I shall... name you... [[Super Mario Bros.|Yoshi!]]''}}
** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p40/ There is no Jenny...] [[Alt Text|ONLY]] [[Ghostbusters|ZUUL!]]
* [[Shown Their Work]]: The [[Alt Text]] usually confirms what they've studied in regards to things such as blood transfusions or submarine classes.
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** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/9p6 Never forget the teachings of those whom you shoot in the face after they become zombies.] {{spoiler|In case you don't have the context for that, Gordito shot Ben Franklin after he became a zombie.}}
* [[Stable Time Loop]]: Sparklelord's fate. Also an [[Temporal Paradox|Ontological Paradox]], because of the question of what happens to his ''mass''.
* [[Starfish Character]]: At death's door, Dr. McNinja's soul splits into a doctor and a ninja.
* [[Stating the Simple Solution]]: The Doctor himself {{spoiler|[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p60 wonders why the not-quite-dead Frans Rayner doesn't just sic Mongo on him.]}}
* [[Stealth Hi Bye]]: Utilized to great effect by the good doctor [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p36 here.]
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* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p29 Of the Soylent Green variety.]
* [[Switching to GEICO]]: Subverted
{{quote| '''Dr. McNinja''': I'm really sorry, but it looks like the test confirmed it, and your cancer is back. But I do have some good news.<br />
'''Patient''': "Didja save a bunch of money on your car insurance, Doc?"<br />
'''Dr. McNinja''': [[Visible Silence|...]] "If any doctor were ever to say that they would lose their license immediately. Do you ''really'' think that's funny?"<br />
'''Patient''': "It's a funny commercial on TV!"<br />
'''Dr. McNinja''': "Is cancer funny to you? Is cancer ''funny'' to you?!"<br />
'''Patient''': "I'm sorry."<br />
'''Dr. McNinja''': [[Jerkass|"You should be."]] }}
* [[Tap on the Head]]: Includes both the 'neck chop' and [[Pistol-Whipping]] variants. Still, you know... ''ninja''.
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*** And {{spoiler|Gorilla + Bazooka > Mongo}}
* [[They Fight Crime]]: Played with [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p21/ here]:
{{quote| '''Dr. McNinja:''' I wouldn't say necessarily that [[Invoked Trope|we fight crime]] so much as we... {{spoiler|take care of problems that need to be solved with violence.}}}}
* [[This Is Gonna Suck]]
* [[This Is Sparta]]:
{{quote| '''Mitzi''': "That. Was. ''Pathetic.''"<br />
'''Dr. McNinja''': "Please. Don't. ''Stabmeintheeyeballs.''" }}
* [[Throwing Your Sword Always Works]] (again, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/8p27 Doctor. Ninja. Etc.])
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* [[Toasted Buns]]: In one [[Bad Future]], a man using a jetpack has horribly burnt legs from the experience. The lack of safety is justified: as he was given the jetpack and [[Deadly Game|set loose by dinosaurs who were paying to hunt him for sport,]] one would assume jetpack safety to be the least of his worries.
* [[Totally Radical]]: Most of Sean's "cool" slang. Also the joke behind this priceless exchange:
{{quote| '''Dan McNinja''': "Come on! Let's go bust some asses! What, are you too cool to bust ass with your old man?"<br />
'''Dr McNinja''': "Dad, that means farting."<br />
'''Dan McNinja''': "What, are you too cool to blast ass with your old man?"<br />
'''Dr McNinja''': "Diarrhea."<br />
'''Dan McNinja''': "''Damnit I want us to go injure people!''"<br />
'''Dr McNinja''': "That would be 'kick' ass." }}
** Let's not forget the patron saint King Radical.
* [[Training Fromfrom Hell]]: Doc's entire childhood and adolescence. Gordito gets a taste of it, complete with a [[Training Montage]], when he visits the McNinja family
* [[Traitor Shot]]: Lampshaded by "Victor the plumber" in [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p22 this comic].
* [[Trust Me I'm a Doctor|Trust Me, I'm A Doctor]]: "You know who" feels it is important every once in a while to remind people who are having discussions with him that he's a doctor, even while [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p41 arguing with Death.]
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** Also, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p67 awesomely firing a plumber.]
** The [[Alt Text]] makes this into a [[Running Gag]] by providing absurdly mundane explanations for characters acting in a dramatic manner. Example: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p5 "I need to get MY SLIPPERS."]
{{quote| "That was... the most ''menacing'' promise of dine and dash I've ever seen."}}
* [[What Measure Is a Mook?]]: Subverted and played for gallows humor: The Doctor thinks (almost) nothing of occasionally killing security guards and drug-enhanced ninja mooks, and he gets chewed out for this, big time.
** And the church is probably cool with it, too!
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* [[What Measure Is a Non Unique]]: Subverted when Doc insists that they save his clone ([http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p30 "He's just as much your son as I am!"]) {{spoiler|Then played straight to help Doc justify killing all of the clones to himself.}}
* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: In addition to the above,. [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p44 "You know you've been a pretty terrible doctor lately, right?"]
{{quote| '''Gordito''': [[Stuff Blowing Up|You blew up his helicopters. You blew up the train car.]] You knocked out a crowd of McDonald's customers. You wrecked a pharmaceutical lab. You cut the faces off several [[Pirate|pirates]]. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|You stole a shipment of potato chips.]] [[The Only Way They Will Learn|You chloroformed ]]''[[The Only Way They Will Learn|me]]'' [[The Only Way They Will Learn|and left me on top of a ]]''[[The Only Way They Will Learn|mountain]]'' to fight a robot ''[[Everything's Worse with Bears|bear]]'' in the ''[[Battle in the Rain|rain]]!''}}
** And when McNinja learns that a future disaster he's asked to prevent (hyper-intelligent dinosaurs take over the Earth) is not a scheme of King Radical, and thus in that future King Radical's plans have failed, he suggests he might not be interested in preventing it. Gordito [[Sarcasm Mode|subtly]] shows his [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p21 disapproval].
** And when Doc distracts his brother, who is in the process of fighting dinosaurs.
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* [[You Didn't Ask]]: {{spoiler|Why Dracula didn't use his moon base laser during the dinosaur invasion.}}
* [[You Fight Like a Cow]]: '''Dr. McNinja''': A properly executed pre-mortem one-liner is '''vital''' to our health.
* [[You Have Failed Me...]]: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p18 "I bet that I could catch the both of you if you were on fire."]
* [[You Have to Burn the Web]]: Zelda thwarts the doctor again!
* [[Your Head Asplode]]: Happens to one of the steam-punkesque sky-pirates after being told that his sword is [[Awesome but Impractical]], his [[Goggles Do Nothing]] and his [[Anachronism Stew|Anachronism Stewed]] outfit bears [[Unfortunate Implications]]. Also, he dropped a sprocket and someone said Queen Victoria ''was stupid''.
{{quote| '''Dan McNinja''': Boy, I didn't understand a word of what you said back there, and it made a man's head explode.}}
** [[Word of God|The author]] thanked a David Malki! of [[Wondermark]] in the [[Alt Text]] for helping him make fun of [[Steampunk]].
* [[Young Gun]]: Gordito.
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