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* [[Ear Worm|Blueberry pie, blueberry pie!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRzf3ghIZJI This video.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20101224081121/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/dw/sn/28730-donfefe "This is like what the other people in the JamesBond world do."]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUqH60B8HYE This video] where he talked about how utterly depressed (and suicidal) he gets after getting Bella Swan as a result on "What Famous Book Character are You?" is pretty damn hilarious.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcHV_zTNBs MARIO... IS... REAL!!!]
** ''"I fucking wanna know, how do you qualify real? 'If people know about it, then it's real, but Scooby Doo's not real, even though people do know about him. Why? Because Scooby Doo's a dog. Dogs don't fucking count!'"''
** ''"Mario's real! Congratulations, Internet! Mario is fucking real! *beat* MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOO! ITZA ME, MARIOOOOO! ITZA ME! I'M REAL NOW! I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, BUT I'M ALSO SOMEHOW FUCKING REAL!"'' All while jumping up in down in rage. Hilarious.
** ''"Actually, yes, in order to be a Satanist, [[Captain Obvious|YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP SATAN]]."'' (And by extension, believe that he exists. You know, like how an atheist wouldn't?).
** His response to the idiot asking him what God did to him: "He created YOU! [[Unstoppable Rage|YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON, YOU REPUGNANT PILE OF PUSILLANIMOUS SHIT! I DESPISE YOU SO!]]
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* ''[[Ear Worm|Remember that time]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|that your dad molested you?]]''
** "[[Ear Worm|Remember that time]]...[[Abusive Parents|Cody Weber]]?"
* His reaction to [[Informed Ability|self-proclaimed]] psychic saying "Scientists come up with scientific explinations when they ''[[Insane Troll Logic|can't]]'' [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|explain things]]".
* '''I FAP IN DEFIANCE OF YOU, JESUS CHRIST LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!'''
* The (apparently unscripted) end of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCZ0yt0LMdk "RIOTS!"] video. First TJ encourages Cody to step in front of the camera and say something significant (which results in {{spoiler|"cupcakes and glitter"}}, and then we get this gem:
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* BACON LORD! Sentences you to '''DEATH!!!'''
 
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