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* When Pres. Shepherd is looking to win back Sydney.
{{quote| '''President Shepherd:''' I want a plain, ordinary, non-bullet-proof vehicle!<br />
and<br />
'''A.J.:''' And how do you plan to [get Sydney back], sir?<br />
'''President Shepherd:''' Well, I haven't worked that out yet. But I suspect groveling will be involved. }}
* Shepherd develops a liking for Sydney when she has several foot-in-mouth moments during the first day they meet, including a [[The Exit Is That Way]] in the Oval Office, not to mention starting off with a priceless [[Right Behind Me]] moment as he comes in while she's in the midst of delivering a tirade about him:
{{quote| '''Sydney:''' Your boss is the chief executive of fantasy land! <br />
'''Shepherd:''' Well, let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him! }}
* Shepherd attempts to order flowers for Sydney himself to the confusion of his staff. A big giant ball of [[Hilarity Ensues]]. (He finally does get her flowers -- from the White House Rose Garden).
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* The state dinner discussion of Julius Caesar, leading to Shepherd slapping the table and declaring, ''"More beheadings at the White House!"''
* Lewis is hounding President Shepherd about the speech he gave the night before, and Shepherd tries to hold him off:
{{quote| '''President Shepherd:''' Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half.<br />
'''Lewis:''' I don't drink coffee, sir.<br />
'''President Shepherd:''' Then hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please? }}
* The Sydney Issue:
{{quote| '''Robin [[Mc Call]]McCall:''' How do you want me to handle the Sydney issue? <br />
'''President Andrew Shepherd: ''' "The Sydney issue"? <br />
'''Lewis Rothschild:''' We should have a consensus on how the White House is going to handle it. <br />
'''President Andrew Shepherd:''' Well I sure hope the Sydney issue refers in some way to a problem we're having with Australia, because if it's anything else- }}
 
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