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{{quote|'''Mexican!Joe:''' *Head pops up from the bottom of the screen, looks around confused* ''Oya, que passo!?'' *Is shot* ''OYAAA!!!'' }}
* Angry Joe's [[Shout-Out]] to [[Penny Arcade]] in his review of [[Prototype (video game)|Prototype]]:
{{quote|'''Joe:''' [[
** Additionally, Joe mimicking Alex Mercer's bio-mass absorption technique... then [[Potty Emergency|having to get rid of the extra mass]].
* No mention of Joe's epic freak-out when [[Lord Kat]] kill-steals a demon he was fighting in one of Spoony's D&D games?
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{{quote|'''Joe:''' "F*ck, woman that's like the ''sixth time!''"}}
** "IT'S LIKE THE DEVELOPERS DIDN'T GET THE MEMO ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A MENU FOR KINECT ''(pulls out a piece of paper)''. Either that or they ''did'' get it, and they just WIPED THEIR FUCKING ASS WITH IT AND THREW IT IN OUR FACE! ''(does just that)''.
* Trying to be "Average Joe" at the [https://web.archive.org/web/20140715125643/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/28216-blistered-thumbs-open-discussion Blistered Thumbs discussion video]. He winced at the ''[[Terminator]] Salvation'' and ''[[Iron Man 2]]'' tie-in games, but doesn't actually flip, but when ''[[Kane and Lynch]] 2: Dog Days'' appears, his [[Berserk Button]] was pressed.
{{quote|'''Joe:''' [[It's Short, So It Sucks|FOUR HOURS??! FOUR HOURS??! ARE YOU SEROUS? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY SIXTY DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME THAT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS LONG, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA PEDDLE DLC BULLSHIT TO ME? ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?]] }}
* [[Kinectimals|"Ready to play kick-ball, Tiger. I don't like to lose." *cocks gun*]]
* His opening joke for his ''[[Resident Evil: Afterlife]]'' was simple, yet sublime. Wesker pulls off his sunglasses and throws them in slow-mo at the camera. Cut to Joe being hit in the face with the sunglasses. "What the FUCK!?"
* GEISHA. JOE. Just...[https://web.archive.org/web/20131027142717/http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/03/top-5-shogun-2/ Geisha Joe.]
* From the Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Joe continuously wonders why so much content got cut from the game. Each time, cue Corp Commander shruggingly commanding, "Don't need it."
** Also from that review, Joe is downright confused about some of the choices in the cast line up.
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* Joe and Tons Of Fun in the ''[[Left 4 Dead]]'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with Emmers, who's actually fighting the zombies.
* The beginning to his Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Angry Rant where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him and goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.
* In his review of [https://web.archive.org/web/20130924003702/http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/08/green-lantern-angry-review/ Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters], he says that in Co-Opt your partner plays as Sinestro.
{{quote|*cut to a clip of Sinestro whipping and insulting an alien*
Joe: ... when, when he was a good guy!
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