The Angry Video Game Nerd/Characters: Difference between revisions

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* [[Adult Child]]: A grown man who takes video games ''very'' [[Serious Business|seriously]].

** Seeing the LJN logo on a game cartridge has also caused him to snap.

** ''[[Goddamned Bats]]!''

** Movie sequels that [[Oddly-Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo|don't follow a logical numbering system]].

** Games with '''[[Check Point Starvation|NO CONTINUES!?!?]]''' after you die. Turned [[Up to Eleven]] if the game combines this with [[One-Hit Kill]] or only having one life throughout the entire game.

** Loading times. His annoyance with them is most pronounced in the ''Superman'' (Commodore) and ''Zelda's Adventure'' reviews.

*** Also seen in the ''Batman Forever'' review, which ironically was a cartridge game.

* [[Caustic Critic]]

* [[The Chew Toy]]

* [[Disco Dan]]: Rarely does the Nerd ever reference modern games. When he's presented with an [[Xbox 360]], he seems to hardly know what it is.

* [[Mr. Fanservice]]: Due to the [[Hollywood Nerd]]-ness.

* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Everyone Calls Him Nerd:]] It has been suggested numerous times that the character's real name is simply ''The Nerd'' or the ''The Angry Videogame/Nintendo Nerd''. He usually introduce himself as such or as ''The fucking Nerd''. Even when he sees his future tombstone, it is engraved with the name ''AVGN'', and everytime he receives a package, the boxes are directed ''to AVGN''. The only exception to this is a scene in the Winter Games episode: while he complains about how he can't type more than four letters in the name entry screen, we can see he (unsusccesfully) tries to type the name ''[[James Rolfe|James]]''.

** In the Spider-man episode, Spider-man calls him James.

* [[Future Loser]]: Looks like he's stuck playing shitty games for the rest of his life. He even gets shocked when he learns that he will die from a heart attack while reviewing ''Boogie'' for the Wii at an old age, and decides to swear off playing shitty games after that incident, popping in Super Mario World and proclaiming that he will only play good games from that point onwards. Needless to say, [[Ignored Epiphany|it doesn't last very long]], and he simply says "fuck it" and decides that he prefers to [[Accentuate the Negative|bash shitty games anyway]].

* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]

* [[Hollywood Nerd]]

* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: Now and then.

* [[Large Ham]]: Debatable. He can switch between being calm and composed or [[Unstoppable Rage|screaming frothing rants]] at the drop of a hat.

* [[Mad Scientist]]

* [[Specs of Awesome]]

* [[Sir Swearsalot]]

* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]

* [[Superpower Lottery]]

* [[Talks Like a Simile]]: and how. With many of the similes usually related to animal diarrhea.

* [[Trademark Favourite Food|Trademark Favourite Drink]]: Rolling Rock

* [[Unstoppable Rage]]

* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: He hates bats, and is terrified of E.T Atari.

 

 

* [[Adorkable]]

* [[Basement Dweller]]: Sort of, he lives behind The Nerd's couch.

** Technically, it's a futon.

* [[Instrument of Murder]]

* [[Nice Hat]]

* [[Left the Background Music On]]

* [[Warrior Poet]]: Occasionally proves himself capable in a fight.

 

* [[The Faceless]]: At first he only played The Nerd's masked enemies. While in [[Board James]] he shows his face, in AVGN, he doesn't (the only time he's unmasked is playing [[The Joker]], and thus with make-up).

* [[The Lancer]]: Acts as this to James when it comes to putting out videos and other media-related assistance.

* [[Jerkass]]: He's called ''Motherfucker'' Mike for a reason.

== Shitpickle (James Rolfe) ==

 

* [[Oh Crap]]: He appears in the Action52 review during the Ooze bit. "It's...it's..." "SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE"

* [[Pokémon-Speak]]

* [[BFG]]: all over his body/chassis

* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]

* [[The Gump]]: He was present for a bewildering array of historical events.

* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: "WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!!!"

 

* [[Badass Adorable]]: Justified, in that he's a cat.

* [[Cool Pet]]: See above.

* [[Cute Kitten]]

 

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