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Or so the author says. A crackfic, about Austria's mole coming to life. Can be read here.[http://ninjacookie19.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4la1m6\]
Or so the author says. A crackfic, about Austria's mole coming to life. Can be read here.[http://ninjacookie19.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4la1m6\]


Plot: [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin]]. The mole comes to life one day unexpectedly, and it causes general mayhem, Drives Austria (and the readers) to insanity, He then calls Switzerland for help, (Who yells at him.) Hungary for help, (Who doesn't help much) then prussia shows up, and his mind gets messed up by the mole, then the mole gets a hold of the Gilbirds, then Germany comes, who is freaked out.Then Austria calls other countries over for advice on the problem, leaving the other countries clueless. This is the first 12 chapters. Yeah. The characters frequently break the fourth wall, and there are many pop culture refrences, and almost everyone is a [[Large Ham]] '''WARNING!''' Do not read unless you don't want your sanity. Or a for a few Lulz.
Plot: [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]. The mole comes to life one day unexpectedly, and it causes general mayhem, Drives Austria (and the readers) to insanity, He then calls Switzerland for help, (Who yells at him.) Hungary for help, (Who doesn't help much) then prussia shows up, and his mind gets messed up by the mole, then the mole gets a hold of the Gilbirds, then Germany comes, who is freaked out.Then Austria calls other countries over for advice on the problem, leaving the other countries clueless. This is the first 12 chapters. Yeah. The characters frequently break the fourth wall, and there are many pop culture refrences, and almost everyone is a [[Large Ham]] '''WARNING!''' Do not read unless you don't want your sanity. Or a for a few Lulz.
=== Tropes found in this Epicly Epic work! ===
=== Tropes found in this Epicly Epic work! ===
* [[Animate Inanimate Object]] -The mole.
* [[Animate Inanimate Object]] -The mole.
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** He even has a sparkly pink scarf with sequins.
** He even has a sparkly pink scarf with sequins.
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Cut His Heart Out With a Spoon]] - Hungary threatens an insane Prussia with "SHUT UP PRUSSIA OR I WILL EAT ONE OF YOUR BIRDS BY SLOWLY COOKING IT IN THE OVEN AT 450 F AND THEN CHECK ON IT OCCASINALLY TO MAKE SURE IT'S CRISPY, THEN TAKE IT OUT AND CHOP IT UP AND ADD IT TO A SALAD, THEN I WILL TOSS THE SALAD, AND THEN PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER AND GO ORDER TAKE OUT INSTEAD."
* [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon]] - Hungary threatens an insane Prussia with "SHUT UP PRUSSIA OR I WILL EAT ONE OF YOUR BIRDS BY SLOWLY COOKING IT IN THE OVEN AT 450 F AND THEN CHECK ON IT OCCASINALLY TO MAKE SURE IT'S CRISPY, THEN TAKE IT OUT AND CHOP IT UP AND ADD IT TO A SALAD, THEN I WILL TOSS THE SALAD, AND THEN PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER AND GO ORDER TAKE OUT INSTEAD."


* [[Dissimile]]- "Prussia then proceeded to go nuts, holding his head and making noises that sounded like music, only it wasn't music, and it sounded more like a cat inside of a blown up paper bag with a bunch of squeak toys inside it being hit by a hammer while being run over by a train that had rubber wheels that narwhals lived inside of, being driven by a whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows howling out Friday. Only there was no paper bag, cat, squeak toys, hammer, train, wheels with narwhals inside them and no whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows."
* [[Dissimile]]- "Prussia then proceeded to go nuts, holding his head and making noises that sounded like music, only it wasn't music, and it sounded more like a cat inside of a blown up paper bag with a bunch of squeak toys inside it being hit by a hammer while being run over by a train that had rubber wheels that narwhals lived inside of, being driven by a whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows howling out Friday. Only there was no paper bag, cat, squeak toys, hammer, train, wheels with narwhals inside them and no whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows."