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* [[Batman Gambit]]: He managed to do this against a hate-mailer. Instead of ripping apart the hate mail as he usually does, instead he told the mailer [[Freudian Excuse|how he used to be abused]] and that his writing was a way to express himself. The mailer wrote back in sympathy, only to have Maddox responded back: "Just kidding. Tool." |
* [[Batman Gambit]]: He managed to do this against a hate-mailer. Instead of ripping apart the hate mail as he usually does, instead he told the mailer [[Freudian Excuse|how he used to be abused]] and that his writing was a way to express himself. The mailer wrote back in sympathy, only to have Maddox responded back: "Just kidding. Tool." |
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* [[Boring but Practical]]: His reasoning for his website's [[Minimalism]], |
* [[Boring but Practical]]: His reasoning for his website's [[Minimalism]], |
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* [[Child-Hater]] - As best demonstrated with his "I Am Better Than Your Kids" site. |
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* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: He once got an e-mail talking about how dull his site was. He responded by banning the person's ''entire ISP''... [[Oh Crap|with a message explaining that the banned individuals should send this dude an e-mail of gratitude.]] |
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: He once got an e-mail talking about how dull his site was. He responded by banning the person's ''entire ISP''... [[Oh Crap|with a message explaining that the banned individuals should send this dude an e-mail of gratitude.]] |
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* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: For example, in his article ''[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone The iPhone is a Piece of Shit and so is Your Face]'' he wrote, ''"When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, [[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot|which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies]], but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead."'' |
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: For example, in his article ''[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone The iPhone is a Piece of Shit and so is Your Face]'' he wrote, ''"When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, [[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot|which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies]], but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead."'' |
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* [[Mean Character, Nice Actor]]: Maddox is soft-spoken and level-headed in interviews. His voice in his videos is also much softer than one would expect from reading the website. |
* [[Mean Character, Nice Actor]]: Maddox is soft-spoken and level-headed in interviews. His voice in his videos is also much softer than one would expect from reading the website. |
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* [[One of Us]]: He plays a lot of video games, and has done positive reviews for ''[[Contra]] III'' and ''[[Ikaruga]]''. |
* [[One of Us]]: He plays a lot of video games, and has done positive reviews for ''[[Contra]] III'' and ''[[Ikaruga]]''. |
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* [[Rated M for Manly]] |
* [[Rated "M" for Manly]] |
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** [[Testosterone Poisoning]] |
** [[Testosterone Poisoning]] |
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* [[Salt and Pepper]]: Complained about [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cop_movie here]. |
* [[Salt and Pepper]]: Complained about [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cop_movie here]. |
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