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Line 5: {{quote\|Moses: Are you ready, Pharoah? (tosses robe off dramatically and holds out his staff) SNAKE! I CHOOSE YOU!! (Dramatically throws it on the ground near Pharoah's feet, complete with lightening effects) Crowd: (at the staff turning into the snake) Ooooooh! Pharoah: (smirks) Hmph! [[Refuge in Audacity\|You desert people are all the same]]. (Stands up coolly) Prepare yourself as I demolish your miserable snake with my own snakes. (Takes two smaller staffs) [[~~This~~Punctuated! IsFor! ~~Sparta~~Emphasis!\|POWERS OF RA! GUIDE MY WAY!!!]] (throws them at Moses' snake with the same dramatic lightening effects) Crowd: 8D (Now amazed at the spectacle) Aaaaaah! Moses: (glares) [[Flat What\|Cheap parlor tricks.]] Line 28: * Judges 15:16 (NIV)--"Then Samson said, 'With a donkey's jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand men.'" Now go to the King James version. {{worksubpagefooter}} ~~{{reflist}}~~ {{DEFAULTSORT:Bible, The}} ~~[[Category:Literature/Funny]]~~ ~~[[Category:{{BASEPAGENAME}}]]~~ ~~[[Category:{{SUBPAGENAME}}]]~~

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