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* [[Fantastic Nuke]]: The "geometric nucleus" seems to be a magic-based nuclear weapon, depending on how you interpret the [[Anvilicious]] closing monologue and stock footage of a mushroom cloud. |
* [[Fantastic Nuke]]: The "geometric nucleus" seems to be a magic-based nuclear weapon, depending on how you interpret the [[Anvilicious]] closing monologue and stock footage of a mushroom cloud. |
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* [[Father, I Want to Marry My Brother]]: See [[Brother-Sister Incest]] above. |
* [[Father, I Want to Marry My Brother]]: See [[Brother-Sister Incest]] above. |
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* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Nila. Sure, she's a strong-willed young lady with lots of rebellious spunk. Sure, she has some nominal experience fighting bad guys with swords. Sure, she knows everything her Dad taught her, even did a neat [[Mc Guyver]] job with gunpower made from cave wall minerals in a test Ator had for her. However, she gets shot with an arrow, becomes a [[ |
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Nila. Sure, she's a strong-willed young lady with lots of rebellious spunk. Sure, she has some nominal experience fighting bad guys with swords. Sure, she knows everything her Dad taught her, even did a neat [[Mc Guyver]] job with gunpower made from cave wall minerals in a test Ator had for her. However, she gets shot with an arrow, becomes a [[Damsel in Distress]] with both the cannibal cavepeople AND the snake cult & cowers in the corner like a helpless blob of jello when in the snake pit with Ator. C'mon, lady! Wield a femur or do [[The Mc Guyver]] routine with a skull-bomb or something! CHEEZE LOUISE! She's [[What Could Have Been]] as applied to a character...she's foisted on us as a cool, cute, spunky little warrior chick with mad science skillz but turns out to be a lackluster swordswoman & [[Damsel in Distress]]. |
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* [[Genius Bruiser]]: How many other Conan knockoffs can ''build a goddamned hang glider''? |
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: How many other Conan knockoffs can ''build a goddamned hang glider''? |
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* [[The Hero]]: Ator |
* [[The Hero]]: Ator |