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* ''Miss Piggy's Guide to Life'' contains some fairly hilarious "advice" on everything from fashion to romance to food. ("You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles...")
* ''Miss Piggy's Guide to Life'' contains some fairly hilarious "advice" on everything from fashion to romance to food. ("You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles...")
* Twoflower hands control of a [[Flying Broomstick]] to Rincewind in ''[[Discworld/The Light Fantastic|The Light Fantastic]]''. This proves to be a mistake.
* Twoflower hands control of a [[Flying Broomstick]] to Rincewind in ''[[Discworld/The Light Fantastic|The Light Fantastic]]''. This proves to be a mistake.
{{quote| '''Twoflower''': You said you could fly one of these things!<br />
{{quote|'''Twoflower''': You said you could fly one of these things!
'''Rincewind''': No, I didn't; I just said ''you'' couldn't! }}
'''Rincewind''': No, I didn't; I just said ''you'' couldn't! }}


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* On the updated version of ''[[Hollywood Squares]]'' with Tom Bergeron as host, Gilbert Gottfried would often claim to be an expert in the question's particular field, then provide a humorously inaccurate answer. Just picking him and saying "I disagree" before his answer was even uttered would have likely been a viable strategy. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEIsWWngJo You Fool!]
* On the updated version of ''[[Hollywood Squares]]'' with Tom Bergeron as host, Gilbert Gottfried would often claim to be an expert in the question's particular field, then provide a humorously inaccurate answer. Just picking him and saying "I disagree" before his answer was even uttered would have likely been a viable strategy. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEIsWWngJo You Fool!]
* From ''[[My Hero (TV)]]'':
* From ''[[My Hero (TV)]]'':
{{quote| '''George''': Tyler, do you know how to run a washing machine?<br />
{{quote|'''George''': Tyler, do you know how to run a washing machine?
'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Tyler]]''': ''(enthusiastic)'' Do I know how to run a washing machine?!?<br />
'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Tyler]]''': ''(enthusiastic)'' Do I know how to run a washing machine?!?<br />
''([[Gilligan Cut]] to Tyler and George, up to their knees in suds)''<br />
''([[Gilligan Cut]] to Tyler and George, up to their knees in suds)''<br />
'''Tyler''': No, I don't. }}
'''Tyler''': No, I don't. }}
* From ''[[Red Dwarf]]''
* From ''[[Red Dwarf]]''
{{quote| <br />
{{quote|
LISTER: There. I think that's it; boot him up. <br />
LISTER: There. I think that's it; boot him up.
KOCHANSKI: You're * sure* you know what you're doing?<br />
KOCHANSKI: You're * sure* you know what you're doing?
LISTER: Hey... <br />
LISTER: Hey...

<br />

KRYTEN: Ketchup?? With * lobster* , you want -- <br />
KRYTEN: Ketchup?? With * lobster* , you want --
<br />

KOCHANSKI: I thought you said you knew what you were doing! <br />

KOCHANSKI: I thought you said you knew what you were doing!
LISTER: No, I just said 'hey'. If you'd let me finish the whole sentence it'd have been: 'hey... no I don't'. }}
LISTER: No, I just said 'hey'. If you'd let me finish the whole sentence it'd have been: 'hey... no I don't'. }}
* In the pilot episode of ''[[Community]]'', Jeff claims to be a Spanish tutor to get time alone with Britta. Then she invites half a dozen other people to the "study group", and Jeff has to stall and keep them distracted to avoid having to admit that he can't tutor them.
* In the pilot episode of ''[[Community]]'', Jeff claims to be a Spanish tutor to get time alone with Britta. Then she invites half a dozen other people to the "study group", and Jeff has to stall and keep them distracted to avoid having to admit that he can't tutor them.
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* In ''[[The Red Green Show]]'', Red gives pretty good advice in his "North of Forty" segments, while he is at his fly tying bench. However, in his "Handyman Corner" segment, his advice of how to build something with the junk you have lying around and duct tape are hilariously the blind leading the blind.
* In ''[[The Red Green Show]]'', Red gives pretty good advice in his "North of Forty" segments, while he is at his fly tying bench. However, in his "Handyman Corner" segment, his advice of how to build something with the junk you have lying around and duct tape are hilariously the blind leading the blind.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': In the episode ''Warrior's Gate''
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': In the episode ''Warrior's Gate''
{{quote| '''K9''': Mass detection circuits indicate maximum reading on current vector. Probability of error (beep)<br />
{{quote|'''K9''': Mass detection circuits indicate maximum reading on current vector. Probability of error (beep)
'''Adric''': Well, what is the probability of error, K9?<br />
'''Adric''': Well, what is the probability of error, K9?
'''K9''': Recomputing. Probability of error, eighty seven point seven nine four eight percent.<br />
'''K9''': Recomputing. Probability of error, eighty seven point seven nine four eight percent.
'''Adric''': Eighty seven? But that's terrible!<br />
'''Adric''': Eighty seven? But that's terrible!
'''K9''': The accuracy of this unit has deteriorated below zero utility.<br />
'''K9''': The accuracy of this unit has deteriorated below zero utility.
'''Adric''': You mean you're worse than useless.<br />
'''Adric''': You mean you're worse than useless.
'''K9''': Affirmative. }}
'''K9''': Affirmative. }}
* In ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'', Geordi teaches Data how to paint. Riker comments on the poetic irony of the blind man teaching art to the emotionless android.
* In ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'', Geordi teaches Data how to paint. Riker comments on the poetic irony of the blind man teaching art to the emotionless android.
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== Music ==
== Music ==
* In [[POD]]'s song "Youth of the Nation", discussed:
* In [[POD]]'s song "Youth of the Nation", discussed:
{{quote| Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim?<br />
{{quote|Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim?
No matter what you say, it don't take away the pain<br />
No matter what you say, it don't take away the pain
That I feel inside; I'm tired of all the lies.<br />
That I feel inside; I'm tired of all the lies.
Don't nobody know why: it's [[Trope Namer|the blind leading the blind]]. }}
Don't nobody know why: it's [[Trope Namer|the blind leading the blind]]. }}
* Mentioned in the lyrics of the [[Billy Talent]] song, "The Dead Can't Testify":
* Mentioned in the lyrics of the [[Billy Talent]] song, "The Dead Can't Testify":
{{quote| And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine<br />
{{quote|And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine
Dry the teardrops from my eyes<br />
Dry the teardrops from my eyes
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind<br />
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind
'Cause the dead can't testify. }}
'Cause the dead can't testify. }}
* A literal example appears in [[Megadeth]]'s, "Millenium of the Blind":
* A literal example appears in [[Megadeth]]'s, "Millenium of the Blind":
{{quote| Trust your leaders<br />
{{quote|Trust your leaders
As they send you out to die<br />
As they send you out to die
The true face of evil can't be seen<br />
The true face of evil can't be seen
Without eyes<br />
Without eyes
Sacrifice your leaders<br />
Sacrifice your leaders
Like it or not<br />
Like it or not
Or else your going down with the ship<br />
Or else your going down with the ship
Death on the rocks<br />
Death on the rocks
Blind follow<br />
Blind follow
Blind lead<br />
Blind lead
All our hopes and dreams<br />
All our hopes and dreams
Washed out to sea }}
Washed out to sea }}


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** This also led to the first of many cases that point to Peggy being at least slightly deluded. After getting arrested for accidentally kidnapping a girl and taking her back to Texas (Yeah) Peggy refuses to admit she had a misunderstanding due to language. To reiterate, she thought the police officer who was interrogating her and promising to lock her up and have rats eat her face was planning to give her an award AND she naturally assumed that her lawyer in her trial was asking to go out and buy a hat when he called her to testify.
** This also led to the first of many cases that point to Peggy being at least slightly deluded. After getting arrested for accidentally kidnapping a girl and taking her back to Texas (Yeah) Peggy refuses to admit she had a misunderstanding due to language. To reiterate, she thought the police officer who was interrogating her and promising to lock her up and have rats eat her face was planning to give her an award AND she naturally assumed that her lawyer in her trial was asking to go out and buy a hat when he called her to testify.
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', there's Doctor Zoidberg. He knows nothing about medicine for humans. Never ask him anything about what's wrong with you. He doesn't even know anything about psychology, generally using his own life to explain your own issues.
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', there's Doctor Zoidberg. He knows nothing about medicine for humans. Never ask him anything about what's wrong with you. He doesn't even know anything about psychology, generally using his own life to explain your own issues.
{{quote| '''Zoidberg:''' "Here's the problem right here! There's a skull embedded in your head!"}}
{{quote|'''Zoidberg:''' "Here's the problem right here! There's a skull embedded in your head!"}}


== Real Life ==
== Real Life ==