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== Stephen is a wizard. == |
== Stephen is a wizard. == |
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This is how he is able to store all that stuff (up to and including '''two Starbucks''') under his desk, and why he can communicate with ghosts. It's also why he doesn't doubt in the supernatural. Abraham Lincoln's skull is a magical artifact he uses in his rituals. |
This is how he is able to store all that stuff (up to and including '''two Starbucks''') under his desk, and why he can communicate with ghosts. It's also why he doesn't doubt in the supernatural. Abraham Lincoln's skull is a magical artifact he uses in his rituals. |
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* Better version, he's ''the'' wizard. [[A Wizard Did It|The one who did it]]. That's right, he's [[ |
* Better version, he's ''the'' wizard. [[A Wizard Did It|The one who did it]]. That's right, he's [[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Sarda]]. |
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* [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/265496/march-04-2010/health-care-magic Confirmed!] |
* [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/265496/march-04-2010/health-care-magic Confirmed!] |
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{{quote| "I also do children's parties."}} |
{{quote| "I also do children's parties."}} |
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== Stephen died as a result of one of many Prescott Pharmaceuticals' products. == |
== Stephen died as a result of one of many Prescott Pharmaceuticals' products. == |
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As of January 12, 2010, his cell phone alarm is the ''[[Dead Like Me]]'' theme. He was obviously the last reap of one of the Reapers, and either has been [[Dead All Along|Undead All Along]] or found a loophole in the swiss cheese memory clause. (Now... how to use this [[Buffy |
As of January 12, 2010, his cell phone alarm is the ''[[Dead Like Me]]'' theme. He was obviously the last reap of one of the Reapers, and either has been [[Dead All Along|Undead All Along]] or found a loophole in the swiss cheese memory clause. (Now... how to use this [[Buffy-Speak|fanitude]] to aim the Colbert Nation to the desired result of a ''[[Dead Like Me]]'' revival?) |
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** When Gary Sinise was being interviewed, he asked Stephen what that thing was on the left side of his mantle. He was referring to the western statue with the horses, but Stephen thought he meant the hourglass on the far left. Stephen commented, "That is an hourglass. It was a gift from the grim reaper." Note that all the sand was at the bottom part of the hourglass. |
** When Gary Sinise was being interviewed, he asked Stephen what that thing was on the left side of his mantle. He was referring to the western statue with the horses, but Stephen thought he meant the hourglass on the far left. Stephen commented, "That is an hourglass. It was a gift from the grim reaper." Note that all the sand was at the bottom part of the hourglass. |
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== Stephen Colbert wants an iPad. == |
== Stephen Colbert wants an iPad. == |
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