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== [[Grand Unifying Guesses |
== [[Grand Unifying Guesses|Stephen is a Time Lord]]. == |
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You knew it was coming, but there's serious evidence for this one. The studio moves around unpredictably (that episode where he was broadcasting from ''inside an airport departure lounge'', anyone?) and apparently spends most of its time on top of the Statue of Liberty (look closely at the cityscape by the interview table) without anyone ever noticing it. Obviously the chameleon circuit actually works on this one. There's also the way that he can fit ridiculous amounts of stuff under his desk or into small spaces (John Oliver in a suitcase, two Starbucks(es?) in the shelves under the desk) and the way that certain parts of his backstory don't quite fit together. Either he's forgetting parts of it, making it up, or he's been around for a lot longer than he's letting on. Interestingly, this would account for the 'psychic' WMG nicely as well. He doesn't need to predict the future, he's already seen it. Then there's the alien financial advisor, the way he never doubts stories about alien life or bizarre technological advancements... And doesn't "The Pundit" sound like a great Time Lord name? |
You knew it was coming, but there's serious evidence for this one. The studio moves around unpredictably (that episode where he was broadcasting from ''inside an airport departure lounge'', anyone?) and apparently spends most of its time on top of the Statue of Liberty (look closely at the cityscape by the interview table) without anyone ever noticing it. Obviously the chameleon circuit actually works on this one. There's also the way that he can fit ridiculous amounts of stuff under his desk or into small spaces (John Oliver in a suitcase, two Starbucks(es?) in the shelves under the desk) and the way that certain parts of his backstory don't quite fit together. Either he's forgetting parts of it, making it up, or he's been around for a lot longer than he's letting on. Interestingly, this would account for the 'psychic' WMG nicely as well. He doesn't need to predict the future, he's already seen it. Then there's the alien financial advisor, the way he never doubts stories about alien life or bizarre technological advancements... And doesn't "The Pundit" sound like a great Time Lord name? |
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* Clearly, the bears are ''not'' what they seem. |
* Clearly, the bears are ''not'' what they seem. |
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Either as a reference to Stephen calling himself America or because America really just likes him that much. When his name goes past, Stephen will stop talking and watch it cross the screen, mumble something about plans, and snap back to what he was doing. |
Either as a reference to Stephen calling himself America or because America really just likes him that much. When his name goes past, Stephen will stop talking and watch it cross the screen, mumble something about plans, and snap back to what he was doing. |
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== Stephen is the creation of a union between [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Alfred F Jones.]] and a [[Doctor Who |
== Stephen is the creation of a union between [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Alfred F Jones.]] and a [[Doctor Who|Timelord]]. == |
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(Spoilers for season 6 of [[ |
(Spoilers for season 6 of [[Doctor Who]]) |
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Conceived in the TARDIS, Colbert is the child of a Timelord and America, but because he was conceived in the TARDIS, and thusly near a time vortex, he has the traits of a timelord while still being the child of a nation. Also, because he ''is'' the child of a nation, he has an innate need to ''be'' a nation- hence the title of his website as Colbert'''nation'''. |
Conceived in the TARDIS, Colbert is the child of a Timelord and America, but because he was conceived in the TARDIS, and thusly near a time vortex, he has the traits of a timelord while still being the child of a nation. Also, because he ''is'' the child of a nation, he has an innate need to ''be'' a nation- hence the title of his website as Colbert'''nation'''. |
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