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== E - H ==
* [[Eagle Land]]: Stephen is so patriotic he fathered a baby Bald Eagle. The San Francisco Zoo named a newly hatched male bird 'Stephen Jr.'. Really, all you need to know about the show is that the eagle in the opening credits is named Liberty.
* [[Edit War]]: Colbert has publicly incited a few of these over at [[The Other Wiki]].
* [[Egocentric Team Naming]]: Mocked, claiming to have had a band in the eighties called "Stephen and the Colberts".
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** There is a [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/183194/july-31-2007/smokin--pole---arc--who-goes-there- series of segments] dealing with Arctic issues called Smokin' Pole.
** Several of his SuperPAC heroes have included: Suq Madiq, Harry Balzac, Harry Balsagna, Apoop Mapanz, and Mike Clitoris. And let's not forget the one that really made him crack up- Munchma Quchi.
** During a segment about monkeys learning how to buy things and read sexually hypnotic billboards, StevenStephen somehow got away with showing a ''monkey vagina'' on live TV. Is he a censor wizard? You bet your ass he is!
* [[Giving Someone the Pointer Finger]]: One of Colbert's favorite poses.
** Not to mention his Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger segment.
* [[A God Am I]]: Upon introducing [[Conservapedia]]'s Conservative Bible Project to Colbert Nation, Colbert then commanded the masses to add him into it as a biblical figure - perhaps Moses, or [[Important Haircut|Samson]] - or...
{{quote|"The point is, you don't have to make me God himself. But if that happens, hey - I get it."}}