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* Alfred and Bruce in the Wayne Infirmary:
* Alfred and Bruce in the Wayne Infirmary:
{{quote| '''Alfred:''' "If it's suicide you're after, Master Bruce...I have the recipe for an old family potion, It's slow in working, and quite painful. You'd like it."}}
{{quote|'''Alfred:''' "If it's suicide you're after, Master Bruce...I have the recipe for an old family potion, It's slow in working, and quite painful. You'd like it."}}
** And later in the same scene.
** And later in the same scene.
{{quote| '''Alfred:''' "You know, sir, that there is precedent for wheelchair detectives..."<br />
{{quote|'''Alfred:''' "You know, sir, that there is precedent for wheelchair detectives..."
'''Bruce:''' "Shut up, Alfred." }}
'''Bruce:''' "Shut up, Alfred." }}


* Batman takes a phone call, and obviously plans to jump back into action immediately. An exasperated Alfred is seen pulling the Batsuit out of the washing machine.
* Batman takes a phone call, and obviously plans to jump back into action immediately. An exasperated Alfred is seen pulling the Batsuit out of the washing machine.
{{quote| '''Alfred: (grumbles)''' "He'll just have to wear it wet...."}}
{{quote|'''Alfred: (grumbles)''' "He'll just have to wear it wet...."}}


* "Property damage. Automotive." (A voice command to the reprogrammed Batcopter to fire a missile at a car)
* "Property damage. Automotive." (A voice command to the reprogrammed Batcopter to fire a missile at a car)


* Batman leaves Carrie in the batcopter and specivically tells her not to touch the controls, or she's fired. She does anyway, reprogramming the voice controls to use [[Future Slang|cooler commands]]. Afterwards:
* Batman leaves Carrie in the batcopter and specivically tells her not to touch the controls, or she's fired. She does anyway, reprogramming the voice controls to use [[Future Slang|cooler commands]]. Afterwards:
{{quote| '''Carrie:''' I'm not fired? <br />
{{quote|'''Carrie:''' I'm not fired?
'''Batman: *grins*''' You're not fired.
'''Batman: *grins*''' You're not fired.
}}
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Latest revision as of 07:13, 7 August 2014


  • Alfred and Bruce in the Wayne Infirmary:

Alfred: "If it's suicide you're after, Master Bruce...I have the recipe for an old family potion, It's slow in working, and quite painful. You'd like it."

    • And later in the same scene.

Alfred: "You know, sir, that there is precedent for wheelchair detectives..."
Bruce: "Shut up, Alfred."

  • Batman takes a phone call, and obviously plans to jump back into action immediately. An exasperated Alfred is seen pulling the Batsuit out of the washing machine.

Alfred: (grumbles) "He'll just have to wear it wet...."

  • "Property damage. Automotive." (A voice command to the reprogrammed Batcopter to fire a missile at a car)
  • Batman leaves Carrie in the batcopter and specivically tells her not to touch the controls, or she's fired. She does anyway, reprogramming the voice controls to use cooler commands. Afterwards:

Carrie: I'm not fired?
Batman: *grins* You're not fired.
 

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