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{{quote|'''Lord Percy:''' The fashion today is towards the tiny. <br />
'''Blackadder:''' In that case you have the most fashionable brain in London.|''[[Black Adder]] II''}}
 
{{quote|'''L''': Oh, it's nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again.
'''Light''': Well, that ''is'' his specialty.
|''[[Death Note]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Marten''': Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know?
{{quote|'''L''': Oh, it's nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again. <br />
'''Tai''': Is the amount of talent proportional to the amount of idiocy the savant otherwise displays? 'Cuz if so, she's gonna turn on the Weather Channel one day and spontaneously fix global warming.
'''Light''': Well, that ''is'' his specialty.|''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]''}}
|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I think nothing, my lord."''|Ophelia|''[[Hamlet]]''}}
{{quote|'''Marten''': Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know?<br />
'''Tai''': Is the amount of talent proportional to the amount of idiocy the savant otherwise displays? 'Cuz if so, she's gonna turn on the Weather Channel one day and spontaneously fix global warming.|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"IAren't thinkyou nothinghappy, myFlonne? lord.We finally found somebody dumber than you!"''|'''Ophelia''', ''Laharl|[[HamletDisgaea]]''}}
 
{{quote|You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.|Edward Flaherty{{who}} }}
{{quote|''"Aren't you happy, Flonne? We finally found somebody dumber than you!"''|'''Laharl''', [[Disgaea]]}}
 
{{quote|''"So everyone is talking about "old" Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"''|Tiffany Thongbiscuit{{who}}, on the "Old Hollywood" look."}}
{{quote|You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.|'''Edward Flaherty''' }}
 
{{quote|''"Vain ''and'' stupid. Girl power!"''|[[The Nostalgia Chick]], on Posh Spice in ''[[Spice World]]''.}}
{{quote|''"So everyone is talking about "old" Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"|'''Tiffany Thongbiscuit''' on the "Old Hollywood" look."''}}
 
{{quote|''"That King, although noone denies''
{{quote|''"Vain ''and'' stupid. Girl power!"''|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''', on Posh Spice in ''[[Spice World]]''.}}
''"His heart was of abnormal size,''
''"Yet he'd have acted otherwise''
''"If he'd have been acuter."''
|Don Alhambra|''[[Gilbert and Sullivan|The Gondoliers]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes"''|Patrick Star|''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"''|[[Trope Namer|Ralph Wiggum]]|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''"That King, although noone denies''<br />
''"His heart was of abnormal size,''<br />
''"Yet he'd have acted otherwise''<br />
''"If he'd have been acuter."''|'''Don Alhambra''', ''[[Gilbert and Sullivan|The Gondoliers]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."''|Ralph Wiggum (while playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" ''with the furniture'')|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"YouWhen can'the alwaysgrows expect my usual brand of stupidity.up, I likewant to mixbe itlike up, keep you on your toesme!"''|'''PatrickRalph StarWiggum|''', '' [[SpongeBobThe SquarePantsSimpsons (Animationanimation)|SpongebobThe SquarepantsSimpsons]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"MeI failcan English?taste That'sit with unpossiblemy sniff sniff!"''|'''[[Trope Namer|Ralph Wiggum]]''', |''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"My cat's breath smells like cat food."''|Ralph Wiggum|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."''|'''Ralph Wiggum''' (while playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" ''with the furniture'')}}
 
{{quote|''"She was expelled from the National Union of Bimbos for being too dim."''|Alex, regarding [[Rich Bitch|Sally Smedley]]|''[[Drop the Dead Donkey]]''}}
{{quote|''"When he grows up, I want to be like me!"''|'''Ralph Wiggum'''}}
 
{{quote|''"I canlike taste it with my sniff sniff!swords."''|Fighter|'''Ralph[[8-Bit Wiggum'Theater]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Don't mind him. He was dropped on his head at birth and infected with a happy virus during childhood."''|''[[Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell]]''}}
{{quote|''"My cat's breath smells like cat food."''|'''Ralph Wiggum'''}}
 
{{quote|''"With these stool wings, I'll fly to the banana!"''|[[Johnny Bravo]]}}
{{quote|''"She was expelled from the National Union of Bimbos for being too dim."''|'''Alex''', regarding [[Rich Bitch|Sally Smedley]], ''[[Drop the Dead Donkey]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Lucky Bob''': I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".
{{quote|''"I like swords."''|'''Fighter''', ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''}}
'''Cho-Cho''': Blinking lights?
'''Lucky Bob''': Nope.
'''Cho-Cho''': Big moon outside window?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Cho-Cho''': Black darkness of deep outer space?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Cho-Cho''': A bagel?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Cho-Cho''': A blitz?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Caption''': 55 HOURS LATER
'''Cho-Cho''': A bupka?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Cho-Cho''': Big Fat Flying Baby?
'''Lucky Bob''': No.
'''Cho-Cho''': A Bob who is lucky?
'''Lucky Bob''': Uh... no.
'''Cho-Cho''': Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?
'''Astronauts''': TELL HER ALREADY!!
'''Sammy Melman''': WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!
'''Lucky Bob''': Chocolate!
|''[[Histeria!]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Don'tIf mindI him.had Heone wasdollar droppedfor onevery hisbrain headyou atdon't birthhave, andI'd infectedhave withone a happy virus during childhooddollar."''|Squidward Tentacles|''[[Tokyo Mew Mew in ASpongeBob NutshellSquarePants]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"WithYes!"''{{context|reason=How theseis stoolthis wings,an I'llexample fly toof the banana!"''trope as written?}}|Fred Fredburger|'''[[JohnnyThe BravoGrim Adventures of Billy & Mandy]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"And now it's time for ''Ask Dr. Stupid''!"''|''[[Ren and Stimpy|The Ren and Stimpy Show]]''}}
{{quote|'''Lucky Bob''': I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': Blinking lights?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': Nope.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': Big moon outside window?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': Black darkness of deep outer space?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': A bagel?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': A blitz?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Caption''': 55 HOURS LATER<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': A bupka?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': Big Fat Flying Baby?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': No.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': A Bob who is lucky?<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': Uh... no.<br />
'''Cho-Cho''': Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?<br />
'''Astronauts''': TELL HER ALREADY!!<br />
'''Sammy Melman''': WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!<br />
'''Lucky Bob''': Chocolate!|''[[Histeria (Animation)|Histeria!]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"IfShut Iup hadEccles! oneShut dollarup forEccles! everyShut brainup youEccles! don't haveOh, Ithat'ds have one dollar.me!"''|'''Squidward Tentacles''', Eccles|''[[SpongeBobThe SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBobGoon SquarePantsShow]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Yes!"''|'''Fred Fredburger''', ''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"And now it's time for ''Ask Dr. Stupid''!"''|''[[Ren and Stimpy|The Ren and Stimpy Show]]''}}
 
{{quote|''(The Serpentine has been drained and filled with concrete)''
{{quote|''"Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Oh, that's me!"''|'''Eccles''', ''[[The Goon Show]]''}}
'''Seagoon''': How did you get that lump on your head?
'''Eccles''': I just dived in the Serpentine!
'''Seagoon''': Didn't you know it was filled with solid concrete?
'''Eccles''': No, but I know now. In any case, I wouldn't dare dive in a pool with water in it.
'''Seagoon''': Why not?
'''Eccles''': Can't swim!
|''[[The Goon Show]]''}}
 
{{quote|''(The'Frat SerpentineAlien''': hasMy beendad drainedpaid for this hole and filledthis withhole concrete)''<bris named after my />dad!
'''SeagoonMaster Shake''': How did you getMaybe that's lumpwhy onit's yourcalled head?<br />''Ass''!
'''EcclesMeatwad''': IIs justit divedreally incalled the Serpentine!<br />Ass?
'''SeagoonShake''': DidnI don't you know, it was filledI'm withshooting solidmy concrete?<brmouth />off!
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Zombie Ninja Pro-Am]]''}}
'''Eccles''': No, but I know now. In any case, I wouldn't dare dive in a pool with water in it.<br />
'''Seagoon''': Why not?<br />
'''Eccles''': Can't swim!|''[[The Goon Show]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Eccles''': Land ahead!
{{quote|'''Frat Alien''': My dad paid for this hole and this hole is named after my dad!<br />
''[Drawn-out sound of seagoing prison crashing up onto the shore]''
'''Master Shake''': Maybe that's why it's called ''Ass''!<br />
'''MeatwadEccles''': IsI itshoulda reallysaid calledthat Ass?<br />sooner.
|''[[The Goon Show]]''}}
'''Shake''': I don't know, I'm shooting my mouth off!|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Zombie Ninja Pro-Am]]''}}
 
{{quote|''[a truck full of explosives is rolling down a hill towards the campe, while also being broadcast on the tv]''
{{quote|'''Eccles''': Land ahead!<br />
'''Zangief''': Quick! Change the channel!
''[Drawn-out sound of seagoing prison crashing up onto the shore]''<br />
|'''Eccles'''[[Street Fighter]]: I shoulda said that sooner.|''[[The Goon ShowMovie]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Zim''': Um, is it supposed to be stupid?
{{quote|''[a truck full of explosives is rolling down a hill towards the campe, while also being broadcast on the tv]''<br />
'''Purple''': It's not stupid, it's ''advaaaaaaaaanced''.
'''Zangief''': Quick! Change the channel!|''[[Street Fighter]]: [[The Movie]]''}}
|''[[Invader Zim]]'', concerning [[Robot Buddy|GIR]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Caboose''': Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart. Yeah, uh, I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire Purple Person. And we will be best friends.
{{quote|'''Zim''': Um, is it supposed to be stupid?<br />
'''Tucker''': Maybe you should ask for a Purple ''Brain''.
'''Purple''': It's not stupid, it's ''advaaaaaaaaanced''.|''[[Invader Zim]]'', concerning [[Robot Buddy|GIR]]}}
'''Caboose''': You're just jealous, 'cause you have no friends!
|''[[Red vs. Blue]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Brain:''' Pinky, your complete inability to grasp the sublime is deeply sublime in and of itself.
{{quote|'''Caboose''': Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart. Yeah, uh, I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire Purple Person. And we will be best friends.<br />
'''Pinky:''' Oh, Brain, I love it when you say things about me that I don't understand. [[Verbal Tic|Poit.]]
'''Tucker''': Maybe you should ask for a Purple ''Brain''.<br />
|''[[Pinky and The Brain]]''}}
'''Caboose''': You're just jealous, 'cause you have no friends!|''[[Red vs. Blue]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''One/Zero''': Suzaku, listen! It's me!
{{quote|'''Brain:''' Pinky, your complete inability to grasp the sublime is deeply sublime in and of itself.<br />
'''Suzaku''': No, it is not! Because ''I'm'' me! And that makes you ''not'' me!
'''Pinky:''' Oh, Brain, I love it when you say things about me that I don't understand. [[Verbal Tic|Poit.]]|'''''[[Pinky and The Brain (Animation)|Pinky and The Brain]]'''''}}
'''One/Zero''': What the f***?
|''[[Code MENT]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''One/ZeroChocola''': Suzaku, listen! ItChocola's meall for curry!<br />Leave dinner to Chocola!
'''Maple''': Chocola? Making dinner...? Do you have any cooking skills?
'''Suzaku''': No, it is not! Because I'm me! And that makes you not me!<br />
'''Cinnamon''': They're tragic. I don't even remember Chocola ever stepping foot inside the kitchen...?
'''One/Zero''': What the f***?|''[[Code Ment]]''}}
'''Azuki''': Wait, Chocola can barely read children's books! She wouldn't be able to read the recipe!
'''Chocola''': It's alright, Chocola recently remembered the cooking song they always sing on TV!
'''Coconut''': Didn't I already explain to you that that song was about croquettes? Like, three times.
|''[[Nekopara Vol. 0]]''}}
 
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