The Ditz/Quotes
L: Oh, it's nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again. |
Marten: Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know? |
"I think nothing, my lord."
—Ophelia, Hamlet
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"Aren't you happy, Flonne? We finally found somebody dumber than you!"
—Laharl, Disgaea
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
—Edward Flaherty[who?]
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"So everyone is talking about "old" Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"
—Tiffany Thongbiscuit[who?], on the "Old Hollywood" look."
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"Vain and stupid. Girl power!"
—The Nostalgia Chick, on Posh Spice in Spice World.
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"That King, although noone denies —Don Alhambra, The Gondoliers
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"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes"
—Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."
—Ralph Wiggum (while playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" with the furniture), The Simpsons
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"When he grows up, I want to be like me!"
—Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"I can taste it with my sniff sniff!"
—Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
—Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"She was expelled from the National Union of Bimbos for being too dim."
—Alex, regarding Sally Smedley, Drop the Dead Donkey
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"I like swords."
—Fighter, 8-Bit Theater
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"Don't mind him. He was dropped on his head at birth and infected with a happy virus during childhood."
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"With these stool wings, I'll fly to the banana!"
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Lucky Bob: I spy, something that begins with the letter "B". |
"If I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
—Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants
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"Yes!"[context?]
—Fred Fredburger, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
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"And now it's time for Ask Dr. Stupid!"
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"Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Oh, that's me!"
—Eccles, The Goon Show
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(The Serpentine has been drained and filled with concrete) |
Frat Alien: My dad paid for this hole and this hole is named after my dad! |
Eccles: Land ahead! |
[a truck full of explosives is rolling down a hill towards the campe, while also being broadcast on the tv] |
Zim: Um, is it supposed to be stupid? —Invader Zim, concerning GIR
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Caboose: Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart. Yeah, uh, I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire Purple Person. And we will be best friends. |
Brain: Pinky, your complete inability to grasp the sublime is deeply sublime in and of itself. |
One/Zero: Suzaku, listen! It's me! |
Chocola: Chocola's all for curry! Leave dinner to Chocola! |
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