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** Nathan. ''Period.'' Particularly in [http://djay32-paperdimension.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-brought-nathan-to-house.html his first visit to the house.] |
** Nathan. ''Period.'' Particularly in [http://djay32-paperdimension.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-brought-nathan-to-house.html his first visit to the house.] |
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{{quote|'''Jordan:''' Why do you have a sausage roll? |
{{quote|'''Jordan:''' Why do you have a sausage roll? |
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'''Nathan:''' I checked the fridge! I just thought she was a nice person; there's a lot of 'em in there. Thought it'd be nice if I started to eat some. |
'''Nathan:''' I checked the fridge! I just thought she was a nice person; there's a lot of 'em in there. Thought it'd be nice if I started to eat some. |
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'''Jordan:''' You're stealing from the ''dead,'' though; that's.. that's rude! |
'''Jordan:''' You're stealing from the ''dead,'' though; that's.. that's rude! |
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'''Nathan:''' Is she ''dead?'' Well.. then, I'm doing her a ''favour,'' 'cause they're just sitting there, unloved and untouched. I.. I think I'm doing her a favour. [takes bite] And they're ''great,'' too! }} |
'''Nathan:''' Is she ''dead?'' Well.. then, I'm doing her a ''favour,'' 'cause they're just sitting there, unloved and untouched. I.. I think I'm doing her a favour. [takes bite] And they're ''great,'' too! }} |
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** And who can forget "I've got a sausage roll! I am ''not'' afraid to use it!" And of course, the moment when people tend to laugh, "I think we should take the sausage roll and leave." |
** And who can forget "I've got a sausage roll! I am ''not'' afraid to use it!" And of course, the moment when people tend to laugh, "I think we should take the sausage roll and leave." |
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** What's especially funny is Steward's very calm and very collected responses to Hunter's drunken comments. |
** What's especially funny is Steward's very calm and very collected responses to Hunter's drunken comments. |
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{{quote|Well, it is my sad duty to inform you that my legs are already located behind my head. |
{{quote|Well, it is my sad duty to inform you that my legs are already located behind my head. |
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The head of my penis that is. I felt I needed to explain that lest it sail right over your head (the one on your shoulders). }} |
The head of my penis that is. I felt I needed to explain that lest it sail right over your head (the one on your shoulders). }} |
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** And then, when Charlotte (one of the Wooden Girl's minions) posts a comment using Hunter's name, he then proclaims: |
** And then, when Charlotte (one of the Wooden Girl's minions) posts a comment using Hunter's name, he then proclaims: |
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* ''The Jeanette Experience'' is made of awesome and funny. Especially Penny Balisong and her sister Chelsea. Especially when [[Les Yay|Chelsea hits on Jeanette]]. Especially when Chelsea is ''drunk'' and hitting on Jeanette. [http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com/2011/11/ha.html Read and enjoy.] |
* ''The Jeanette Experience'' is made of awesome and funny. Especially Penny Balisong and her sister Chelsea. Especially when [[Les Yay|Chelsea hits on Jeanette]]. Especially when Chelsea is ''drunk'' and hitting on Jeanette. [http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com/2011/11/ha.html Read and enjoy.] |
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{{quote|'''Jeanette:''' God fucking damnit you are both on this boat with me why the fuck are we talking over fucking blogger? |
{{quote|'''Jeanette:''' God fucking damnit you are both on this boat with me why the fuck are we talking over fucking blogger? |
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'''Chelsea:''' WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE LET ME TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BREASTS IN REAL LIFE WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE PRUDEY MCFRIGIDPANTS. |
'''Chelsea:''' WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE LET ME TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BREASTS IN REAL LIFE WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE PRUDEY MCFRIGIDPANTS. |
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'''Penny:''' I hate all of you. }} |
'''Penny:''' I hate all of you. }} |
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