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{{quote|''"You gotta love an elite killing force you can fool by putting on a hat."''|'''Marn Hierogryph''', on the Mandalorians, ''[[Knights of the Old Republic (Comic Book)|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]''}} |
{{quote|''"You gotta love an elite killing force you can fool by putting on a hat."''|'''Marn Hierogryph''', on the Mandalorians, ''[[Knights of the Old Republic (Comic Book)|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]''}} |
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{{quote|''They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to.''|''[[Discworld/Guards Guards|Guards! Guards!]]''}} |
{{quote|''They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to.''|''[[Discworld/Guards! Guards!|Guards! Guards!]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Here's a brief list of things these guards, soldiers and career mercenaries have never been trained not to do: [[Enemy Chatter|Stand around facing each other and jammer on]] about [[Card-Carrying Villain|how much they hate democracy and apple pie and the smiles on little babies' faces]] instead of guarding the fucking room. Shout insults at the professional killer the they can't see but know for a fact is in the room, currently training his sights at their big flapping pottymouths. After catching a glimps of said professional killer, unload every clip of ammo at the place where he used to be with their backs to about 12 different entry points. And repeatedly checking for the professional killer in the same square yard of floorspace, loudly announcing their results with ever step.''|''[[Zero Punctuation]] review of [[Splinter Cell]]''}} |
{{quote|''Here's a brief list of things these guards, soldiers and career mercenaries have never been trained not to do: [[Enemy Chatter|Stand around facing each other and jammer on]] about [[Card-Carrying Villain|how much they hate democracy and apple pie and the smiles on little babies' faces]] instead of guarding the fucking room. Shout insults at the professional killer the they can't see but know for a fact is in the room, currently training his sights at their big flapping pottymouths. After catching a glimps of said professional killer, unload every clip of ammo at the place where he used to be with their backs to about 12 different entry points. And repeatedly checking for the professional killer in the same square yard of floorspace, loudly announcing their results with ever step.''|''[[Zero Punctuation]] review of [[Splinter Cell]]''}} |
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