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{{quote| '''Jerry:''' ''They say you should never let go of your dreams. But if your dream is to be a Mouseketeer, and you're 45, you may want to let that one go. On the other hand, if your dream is to be a Wal-Mart greeter, you can hang on to that baby until like a year after you die. Me? I don't even know what my dream is, but it's all right. I've got time. I won't be turning forty for another-''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jerry:''' ''They say you should never let go of your dreams. But if your dream is to be a Mouseketeer, and you're 45, you may want to let that one go. On the other hand, if your dream is to be a Wal-Mart greeter, you can hang on to that baby until like a year after you die. Me? I don't even know what my dream is, but it's all right. I've got time. I won't be turning forty for another-''

''[alarm clock goes off]''~~ ~~

''[alarm clock goes off]''

'''Jerry:''' ''Ugh. I just turned 40...'' }}

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* [[Angry Black Man]]: Robert has some shades of this at first.

{{quote| '''Robert:''' ''I bet you wouldn't give this shot to a 40-year-old black man!''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Robert:''' ''I bet you wouldn't give this shot to a 40-year-old black man!''

'''Jerry:''' ''Yeah, coach, [[Sarcasm Mode|when is the black man finally gonna get a fair shake in the fight game, huh?]]'' }}

* [[Author Avatar]]: Carolla is also a former carpenter who boxed in his youth. Up until he made it big in radio, he was also something of an underachiever.

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* [[Insult Backfire]]: "I'd kick your ass, but calling me 'middle class' is about the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!"

* [[Moment Killer]]: Jerry is in the process of asking Lindsey on a date when Ozzie blurts out that he just got dumped a few days earlier.

{{quote| '''Jerry:''' ''You may not know this, Ozzie, but chicks don't usually dig it when they find out someone just got dumped.''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jerry:''' ''You may not know this, Ozzie, but chicks don't usually dig it when they find out someone just got dumped.''

'''Ozzie:''' ''But it's true!''~~ ~~

'''Ozzie:''' ''But it's true!''

'''Jerry:''' ''It's also true that I have a hairy ass, but I don't '''weave it into every conversation that I have.''' '' }}

* [[Not What It Looks Like]]: What do you do when your gloves are already taped up and you've gotta take a leak? You set up probably the bluest joke in the movie. Ozzie is one ''hell'' of a good friend, man.