The Hebrew Hammer: Difference between revisions

Content added Content deleted
m (trope=>work)
m (Mass update links)
Line 20: Line 20:
* [[Black Best Friend]]: Carver counts on the trust and friendship of the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, Muhammad Ali [[Paula Abdul]] Rahim.
* [[Black Best Friend]]: Carver counts on the trust and friendship of the leader of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, Muhammad Ali [[Paula Abdul]] Rahim.
* [[Blaxploitation]]: Parodied as "Jewsploitation." The Kwanzaa Liberation Front embraces blaxploitation.
* [[Blaxploitation]]: Parodied as "Jewsploitation." The Kwanzaa Liberation Front embraces blaxploitation.
* [[Cameo]]: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Sweet Sweetbacks Baadasssss Song|Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.
* [[Cameo]]: Melvin van Peebles appears as his title character in the almost-Blaxplotation classic ''[[Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]''.
* [[Cool Car]]: The Hammermobile has a sweet blue-and-white color scheme (based on the flag of Israel) and is decked out with the Star of David.
* [[Cool Car]]: The Hammermobile has a sweet blue-and-white color scheme (based on the flag of Israel) and is decked out with the Star of David.
* [[Daddy's Girl]]
* [[Daddy's Girl]]
Line 26: Line 26:
* [[Dramatic Gun Cock]]: [[Overly Long Gag|Drawn out to an obscene length]] when [[Extended Disarming|the entire Kwanzaa Liberation Front draws and cocks their weapons]] when Carver enters their building.
* [[Dramatic Gun Cock]]: [[Overly Long Gag|Drawn out to an obscene length]] when [[Extended Disarming|the entire Kwanzaa Liberation Front draws and cocks their weapons]] when Carver enters their building.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: With a Star of David on it.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: With a Star of David on it.
* [[Fantastic Drug]]: Bootleg copies of ''[[Its a Wonderful Life]]''.
* [[Fantastic Drug]]: Bootleg copies of ''[[It's a Wonderful Life]]''.
* [[555]]: The JJL's phone number is 555-5555.
* [[555]]: The JJL's phone number is 555-5555.
* [[Film Noir]]: The scene where Esther meets Carver in his office starts as a straight example, and then devolves into parody.
* [[Film Noir]]: The scene where Esther meets Carver in his office starts as a straight example, and then devolves into parody.
* [[Geeky Turn On]]: Jews evidently love it when you plan out your life, down to your two-point-five children who will, of course, go to [[Ivy League]] schools.
* [[Geeky Turn On]]: Jews evidently love it when you plan out your life, down to your two-point-five children who will, of course, go to [[Ivy League]] schools.
{{quote| I want to have children with you. I want to get a good paying, stable job. I want to move to Long Island somewhere, someplace nice, fancy but not fancy shmancy. I want our children to go to private schools and take music lessons, maybe Abraham will go to Stanford. Sarah will go to an Ivy League, maybe Vassar. And afterward they will decide for themselves if they want to continue their religious studies in Israel because we will have practiced a highly effective assertive democratic style of child rearing, sprinkled with a healthy dose of liberalism. On a daily basis, I want you to tell me what to do, where to do it, and how I should live my [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] life}}
{{quote| I want to have children with you. I want to get a good paying, stable job. I want to move to Long Island somewhere, someplace nice, fancy but not fancy shmancy. I want our children to go to private schools and take music lessons, maybe Abraham will go to Stanford. Sarah will go to an Ivy League, maybe Vassar. And afterward they will decide for themselves if they want to continue their religious studies in Israel because we will have practiced a highly effective assertive democratic style of child rearing, sprinkled with a healthy dose of liberalism. On a daily basis, I want you to tell me what to do, where to do it, and how I should live my [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] life}}
* [[Going By the Matchbook]]: The black elf gives Carver a matchbook from Duke's, telling him that's where Santa will be. {{spoiler|Of course, Duke's is actually a Neonazi skinhead bar...}}
* [[Going by the Matchbook]]: The black elf gives Carver a matchbook from Duke's, telling him that's where Santa will be. {{spoiler|Of course, Duke's is actually a Neonazi skinhead bar...}}
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: With ''shotguns''.
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: With ''shotguns''.
* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: The ultimate Jewish weapon is {{spoiler|guilt}}.
* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: The ultimate Jewish weapon is {{spoiler|guilt}}.
* [[Hyperspace Arsenal]]: Carver draws two shotguns from his coat in Duke's.
* [[Hyperspace Arsenal]]: Carver draws two shotguns from his coat in Duke's.
* [[It Runs On Nonsensoleum]]: The Jewish Atomic Clock in Jerusalem runs on Judaium, an element so rare, it's found only in the clock. The JAC keeps time for the Jewish calendar and its holidays: Yom Kippur, Hanukkah, Rosh Hashanah, and [[All Jews Are Cheapskates|the Macy's 50% Off Sale]].
* [[It Runs on Nonsensoleum]]: The Jewish Atomic Clock in Jerusalem runs on Judaium, an element so rare, it's found only in the clock. The JAC keeps time for the Jewish calendar and its holidays: Yom Kippur, Hanukkah, Rosh Hashanah, and [[All Jews Are Cheapskates|the Macy's 50% Off Sale]].
* [[Jewish Complaining]]: The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness.
* [[Jewish Complaining]]: The Jewish Justice League actually uses this as the final test for Jewishness.
** It also turns out to be part of a Jew's ultimate power.
** It also turns out to be part of a Jew's ultimate power.