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* In ''[[Bloody Monday]]'' the main character tells his younger sister he's looking at porn, but that's only to keep her from peeking in on his hacking activities. Sick, but effective. |
* In ''[[Bloody Monday]]'' the main character tells his younger sister he's looking at porn, but that's only to keep her from peeking in on his hacking activities. Sick, but effective. |
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* Invoked to explain why the alien data beings encountered so far are so obsessed with sex in ''[[Trans Venus]].'' The implications for any such being evolving on Earth are... disturbing. |
* Invoked to explain why the alien data beings encountered so far are so obsessed with sex in ''[[Trans Venus]].'' The implications for any such being evolving on Earth are... disturbing. |
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* The whole reason Riko and Ako in ''[[ |
* The whole reason Riko and Ako in ''[[Kiss×Sis]]'' get a computer is for porn, since it's free and uncensored. Of course, their plan fails. |
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* In ''[[Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai]]'', a mad Kirino confronts her brother Kyousuke about this after finding out that he used her laptop to surf for porn in episode 7; but [[Irony|she gave him the laptop so he could play one of her numerous]] [[eroge]]s, so it's not clear what she's offended about... |
* In ''[[Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!]]'', a mad Kirino confronts her brother Kyousuke about this after finding out that he used her laptop to surf for porn in episode 7; but [[Irony|she gave him the laptop so he could play one of her numerous]] [[eroge]]s, so it's not clear what she's offended about... |
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* In ''[[Poor Poor Lips]]'', Nako's first attempt to use the Internet lands her in a porn site. |
* In ''[[Poor Poor Lips]]'', Nako's first attempt to use the Internet lands her in a porn site. |
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{{quote|'''Ren''': D-Don't look! |
{{quote|'''Ren''': D-Don't look! |
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== Fan Fiction == |
== Fan Fiction == |
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* Invoked in ''[[Lovehammer]]'' by ''[[Warhammer |
* Invoked in ''[[Lovehammer]]'' by ''[[Warhammer 40,000|The God-Emperor of Mankind]]'', speaking to the Mechanicus. |
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{{quote|"No, it is perfectly normal for global network throughput to spontaneously consist of over forty percent pornography. [[Eldritch Abomination|Slaanesh]] has nothing to do with it."}} |
{{quote|"No, it is perfectly normal for global network throughput to spontaneously consist of over forty percent pornography. [[Eldritch Abomination|Slaanesh]] has nothing to do with it."}} |
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* In ''[[In Flight]]'', Shirou was under the impression the Internet was nothing else, much to [[Playful Hacker|Matsu's]] ire. |
* In ''[[In Flight]]'', Shirou was under the impression the Internet was nothing else, much to [[Playful Hacker|Matsu's]] ire. |
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* ''[[Vexxarr]]'', an AI commented on being plugged into an alien [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=061511 defense test facility], following with [[Noodle Implements|a few weird details]]. |
* ''[[Vexxarr]]'', an AI commented on being plugged into an alien [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=061511 defense test facility], following with [[Noodle Implements|a few weird details]]. |
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{{quote|'''Carl''': Just so you know, you have employees with dubious personal habits. Clearly the memos about personal use of government equipment went unheeded.}} |
{{quote|'''Carl''': Just so you know, you have employees with dubious personal habits. Clearly the memos about personal use of government equipment went unheeded.}} |
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* In ''[[Cyanide |
* In ''[[Cyanide & Happiness]]'' [http://explosm.net/comics/2819 #2819] by Rob, Green asks about the history of the Internet and Yellow rattles off a list of porn fetishes. |
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== Web Originals == |
== Web Originals == |
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* During [[Noah Antwiler]]'s commentary for his review of ''[[Bruce Lee Clone|The Clones Of Bruce Lee]]'', he notes that the film is not really worth the viewer's time (he notes he cut the film down to the funny bits in his review) and after [[Lampshading]] the possibility that his fans would be "lured by [his] promise of titties", he then points out that there are easier methods of finding Asian porn than locating a bootleg copy of the film. |
* During [[Noah Antwiler]]'s commentary for his review of ''[[Bruce Lee Clone|The Clones Of Bruce Lee]]'', he notes that the film is not really worth the viewer's time (he notes he cut the film down to the funny bits in his review) and after [[Lampshading]] the possibility that his fans would be "lured by [his] promise of titties", he then points out that there are easier methods of finding Asian porn than locating a bootleg copy of the film. |
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* At least one story on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]] highlights a person who steadfastly believes that the Internet contains ''only'' [http://notalwaysright.com/also-check-out-the-endless-what-people-think-i-do-charts/ porn and pedophiles]... [[Critical Research Failure|and nothing else]]. |
* At least one story on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]] highlights a person who steadfastly believes that the Internet contains ''only'' [http://notalwaysright.com/also-check-out-the-endless-what-people-think-i-do-charts/ porn and pedophiles]... [[Critical Research Failure|and nothing else]]. |
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*When the ''[[Nostalgia Critic]]'' reviewed ''[[Once Upon a Forest]]'', he said that he was going to review another environmental film, and put up an image of someone clicking off his video and going to a porn site. |
*When the ''[[Nostalgia Critic]]'' reviewed ''[[Once Upon a Forest]]'', he said that he was going to review another environmental film, and put up an image of someone clicking off his video and going to a porn site. |
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{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': Hey! Come back here! Come back here! Stop looking up porn!}} |
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': Hey! Come back here! Come back here! Stop looking up porn!}} |
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*The ''[Youtube]'' video, "Vegeta Uses his PC" shows Vegeta trying to do a Google search, but every time he types something in, no matter what it is, the results are always porn. |
*The ''[Youtube]'' video, "Vegeta Uses his PC" shows Vegeta trying to do a Google search, but every time he types something in, no matter what it is, the results are always porn. |
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