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The conversation that went nowhere, fast.

Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
Lincoln: He's in a can?
Bartender: Takin' a dump.
Lincoln: A dump? Taking it where?
Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
Lincoln: Thank you.

Don't you just looove those 'first meetings'!

Tom Lincoln: Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?

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 * The conversation that went nowhere, fast.
-{{quote| '''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.<br />
+{{quote|'''Bartender''': Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
-'''Lincoln''': He's in a can? <br />
+'''Lincoln''': He's in a can?
-'''Bartender''': Takin' a dump. <br />
+'''Bartender''': Takin' a dump.
-'''Lincoln''': A dump? Taking it where? <br />
+'''Lincoln''': A dump? Taking it where?
-'''Bartender''': Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.<br />
+'''Bartender''': Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
 '''Lincoln''': Thank you.  }}
 * Don't you just ''looove'' those 'first meetings'!
-{{quote|  '''Tom Lincoln''': Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?}}
+{{quote|'''Tom Lincoln''': Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?}}
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