The Island/Funny

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  • The conversation that went nowhere, fast.

 Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.

Lincoln: He's in a can?

Bartender: Takin' a dump.

Lincoln: A dump? Taking it where?

Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.

Lincoln: Thank you.

  • Don't you just looove those 'first meetings'!

  Tom Lincoln: Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?

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