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* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' {{spoiler|It works.}} |
* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' {{spoiler|It works.}} |
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* From Vol 6: |
* From Vol 6: |
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{{quote|'''Sasayama:''' It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive? |
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'''Karatsu:''' ...what? |
'''Karatsu:''' ...what? |
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'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[MPD Psycho|Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.<br /> |
'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[MPD Psycho|Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.<br /> |
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'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead! }} |
'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead! }} |
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* From the first volume: |
* From the first volume: |
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{{quote|'''Sasaki:''' I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...[[Title Drop|The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.]]<br /> |
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'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?<br /> |
'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?<br /> |
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'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?<br /> |
'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?<br /> |
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* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..." |
* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..." |
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* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power: |
* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power: |
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{{quote|'''Yata:''' I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself. |
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'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!" }} |
'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!" }} |
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* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''" |
* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''" |
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* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[Strange Minds Think Alike|both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]] |
* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[Strange Minds Think Alike|both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]] |
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{{quote|'''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[Heidi, Girl of the Alps|Heidi, Girl of the Alps.]]<br /> |
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'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again... |
'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again... |
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