The Legend of Zelda CDI Games/WMG: Difference between revisions

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* [[I Am a Humanitarian|MAH BOI.]]

* An Octorok!

* [[Hotel Mario ~~(Video Game)~~|Lotsa Spaghetti.]]

* [[Hotel Mario|Lotsa Spaghetti.]]

* And Toast.

* Your face. [[Transformers (~~Film~~)|Give me your face!]]

* Your face. [[Transformers (film)|Give me your face!]]

* '''''[[World of Ham|HAM!!]]'''''

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C55ooEq0Sts Actually...]

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* There is no time for DINNER! Your sword is enough to eat.

* [[Shaped Like Itself|Dinner?]]

* [[Team Fortress 2 ~~(Video Game)~~|Your]] [[Double Entendre|mother.]]

* [[Team Fortress 2|Your]] [[Double Entendre|mother.]]

* [[Super Mario World (~~Animation~~)|Mashed potatoes.]]

* [[Super Mario World (animation)|Mashed potatoes.]]

== The CD-i Games were brought on by a strong drink. ==

Link was on his adventure. He stumbles upon a strange potion salesman. He buys some and drinks it, but suddenly he feels weird. He's actually drunk some strong beer from overseas. When this dream occurs is up for grabs.

* Probably around the first generation of games and media ([[The Legend of Zelda|LoZ]], [[Zelda II ~~the~~ Adventure of Link|AoL]], [[The Legend of Zelda (~~Animated~~)|the cartoon]], and [[The Legend of Zelda (~~Comic Book~~)|the comics]]), since they all came out around then. The cartoon was caused by similar potion-induced dreams.

* Probably around the first generation of games and media ([[The Legend of Zelda|LoZ]], [[Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|AoL]], [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|the cartoon]], and [[The Legend of Zelda (comics)|the comics]]), since they all came out around then. The cartoon was caused by similar potion-induced dreams.

== Ganon is actually fighting a war against Zelda the Satan-figure. He loses. ==

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* So this is like ''[[Links Awakening]]'', except Link is really hallucinating while {{spoiler|floating on a shred of wood in the middle of the ocean?}} Would explain a lot.

== Not just a bad dream Link is having, but a bad dream ''[[The Legend of Zelda ~~the~~ Wind Waker ~~(Video Game)~~|Wind Waker]]'' Link is having after months and months on one and the same ship with [[Tsundere|Tetra]]. ==

== Not just a bad dream Link is having, but a bad dream ''[[The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker|Wind Waker]]'' Link is having after months and months on one and the same ship with [[Tsundere|Tetra]]. ==

After she hit him with the broomstick for the x-th time as punishment for falling asleep instead of working, he started having nightmares of what it will be like once they found a new Hyrule and Tetra's an actual princess of something... very bad nightmares. The Link in this nightmares is so stupid because that's what the actual Link fears he'll become like if Tetra keeps on punishing him with hits on the head.

* So he would prefer a [[Groin Shot]]?

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== Gannon originally looked human... ==

Before he was [[Body Horror|horribly]] [[Nightmare Fuel|burnt]] by his [[Kill It ~~With~~ Fire|tanning beds]]

Before he was [[Body Horror|horribly]] [[Nightmare Fuel|burnt]] by his [[Kill It with Fire|tanning beds]]

* Not the pit! It burns!]

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When he threatens Zelda and Link, he says "you will/must die". [[Rules Lawyer|He doesn't say]] "'''I''' will kill you". So there's really a greater [[The Man Behind the Man]] behind him who will make them die regardless of what they do to Ganon. His [[We Can Rule Together]] is a desperate attempt to save Link. All that seemingly-evil posturing? [[Villain Override]].

* By that logic, the true villian in The Faces Of Evil is Gwonam. His evil-looking smile while commenting on how the birds are singing is a distraction. He probably attempts to kill Link in a bonus level only accessible by achieving a certain requirement.

* Or, Ganon is being controlled by an otuside force we never see. In many Yuotube Poops, Ganon isn't even evil at all, or is just a [[Jerkass|jerk]] at the most. [[Mario Is Missing ~~(Video Game)~~|Weegee]] and [[Sonic R|the Tails Doll]] are more often portrayed as stronger villians, so it's likely one of them controlled Ganon for their own purposes.

* Or, Ganon is being controlled by an otuside force we never see. In many Yuotube Poops, Ganon isn't even evil at all, or is just a [[Jerkass|jerk]] at the most. [[Mario Is Missing|Weegee]] and [[Sonic R|the Tails Doll]] are more often portrayed as stronger villians, so it's likely one of them controlled Ganon for their own purposes.

== [[Ender's Game|Petra Arkanian]] is a descendant of the Harkanian royal family. ==

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The CD-I King's Sprite looks like the King's Sprite from [[A Link to The Past]] (I know, he looks different in the Cutscenes but this is the CD-I we're talking about). [[It Was His Sled|Also, Ganon is imprisoned, not killed, in these games.]]

== The CD-I Games contain a coded message for winning [[The End of the World As We Know It|Armageddon.]] ==

== The CD-I Games contain a coded message for winning [[The End of the World as We Know It|Armageddon.]] ==

[[Wikipedia|Some argue]] that [[The Devil]] is the [[Big Bad]] IRL, [[Informed Attribute|though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] Ganon is the [[Big Bad]] in [[The Legend of Zelda]], so he's a stand-in for [[The Devil]]. In these games, you [[Throw The Book At Him]] to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns.

== The CD-i games are a prequel to the [[The Legend of Zelda (~~Animated~~)|animated series]] ==

== The CD-i games are a prequel to the [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|animated series]] ==

Where to start? King Harkinian, who looks far older in the animated series? The younger-looking Link and Zelda in the games, with Zelda enough of an [[Action Girl]] to go on her own adventure instead of just being a [[Distressed Damsel]]? Link asking for a kiss in the Faces of Evil opening? Impa probably died in the intervening time. The Ganon appearance is fairly similar, if you take into account the possibility of his snout lengthening and his voice changing, caused by continued exposure to evil magic (made less human as time passes, perhaps), or the Russian artists sucking worse at drawing than the show's artists.

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== The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link, Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to render useless the only things that will imprison him forever. ==

That explains why this Ganon is such a weakling, The real Ganon is hiding! The Book of Koridai and the Wand of Gamelon are the only objects in Hyrule that can trap Ganon permanently, Ganon takes notice of this and [[Kansas City Shuffle|hatches a plan]].

He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[Idiot Hero|being the idiot that he is]] ) falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[Zelda II ~~the~~ Adventure of Link|GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]

He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[Idiot Hero|being the idiot that he is]] ) falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]

== There are very good reasons why [[They Just Didn't Care]]. ==

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Ganon probably knew from the beginning that he'd be screwed if Link actually made it to his lair, seeing as all of his minions die in one hit. As mentioned above, Ganon didn't say to Link that "I will kill you", just that Link will die. Seeing as by defeating him, The King will control Koridai, Ganon probably meant that The King isn't as kind as just as he looks and will probably become [[The Caligula]] if left unopposed, wreaking havoc on the poor islanders. However, he's only saying this because ''he'' wants to be the one to do so. It's a lose-lose situation.

== Ushrom is [[IM Meen]], prior to a [[Start of Darkness]]. ==

== Ushrom is [[I.M. Meen]], prior to a [[Start of Darkness]]. ==

Not only do they look similar, according to Chewiki, the ''Wand of Gamelon'' shopkeeper's real name is I. Fleecem, which, like I.M. Meen, is an [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] involving the word "I". Some time after ''Wand of Gamelon'', he learned magic, pulled a [[Face Heel Turn]], and became the [[Child-Hater]] [[Evil Sorceror]] we all know and love. He also somehow travelled to Earth, since ''Chill Manor'' is about real-world history. His full name is Ignatius Fleecem Mortimer Meen.

* For an additional bit of evidence, look closely at Meen. He has ''pointy ears''. He must be a Hylian.