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* "Ring around the Rosie": At the end of the show, when the suspected psychopath starts wildly shooting a sub machine gun in the middle of a crowded party, he doesn't kill anyone(because his gun is actually filled with blanks). and then in comes [[Deadpan Snarker|Cho]]

{{quote| [[Deadpan Snarker|Cho]]: Hey. How you doin. You're under arrest for the attempted murder of...(gestures to the dozens of terrified guests)Everybody.}}

{{quote|[[Deadpan Snarker|Cho]]: Hey. How you doin. You're under arrest for the attempted murder of...(gestures to the dozens of terrified guests)Everybody.}}

* From "Red Sky at Night:"

{{quote| '''Jane''': New boss? I thought Hightower was boss.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jane''': New boss? I thought Hightower was boss.

'''Lisbon''': The boss of Hightower. The director of the entire division. I told you about him last week. Your memory's going.~~ ~~

'''Lisbon''': The boss of Hightower. The director of the entire division. I told you about him last week. Your memory's going.

'''Jane''': My memory is a mighty fortress, Lisbon, from which no fact ever escapes once committed. Now, when you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. Saves overcrowding. }}

* Grace Van Pelt fiddles with the controls of a police car in "Redemption:"

* "[[Star Wars|These aren't the droids you're looking for]]."

* ''Rose-Coloured Glasses''

{{quote| '''Lisbon''': Go to Galton, take Van Pelt with you. (To Jane) You, go to hell, take a toothbrush.}}

{{quote|'''Lisbon''': Go to Galton, take Van Pelt with you. (To Jane) You, go to hell, take a toothbrush.}}

* ''Red Brick and Ivy''

{{quote| '''Lisbon''': Heh, that was funny. (imitates Jane) "Don't listen to control freaks!" (little girl voice) "Whatever you say, sir."}}

{{quote|'''Lisbon''': Heh, that was funny. (imitates Jane) "Don't listen to control freaks!" (little girl voice) "Whatever you say, sir."}}

* ''Crimson Casanova''

{{quote| '''Suspect''': I can make one phone call and your career is toast.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Suspect''': I can make one phone call and your career is toast.

'''Cho''': That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza. }}

* Jane hits on a widow at her husband's funeral, after Lisbon leaves:

{{quote| '''Lisbon''': I'm sorry. I mistakenly treated him as a responsible adult.}}

{{quote|'''Lisbon''': I'm sorry. I mistakenly treated him as a responsible adult.}}

* Heck with it, just look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGV-[[Bsy Q]]-wA

* The exchange Jane has while impersonating Rigsby on the phone [[Makes Sense in Context|to get a suspect to go to jail for punching Rigsby so that Jane could speak to him.]]

{{quote| '''Jane''': Oh really. Well that says it all. I’m ex. Army and the Marine Corps suck eggs. But hey, no point in arguing over the phone let’s sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi sissy britches.}}

{{quote|'''Jane''': Oh really. Well that says it all. I’m ex. Army and the Marine Corps suck eggs. But hey, no point in arguing over the phone let’s sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi sissy britches.}}

* From "Code Red"

{{quote| '''Rigsby''': Anything to be looking out for in particular? ~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rigsby''': Anything to be looking out for in particular?

'''Lisbon''': Oh, uh, one of them released a lethal super virus that could kill half the state of California. So I guess we're looking for someone with a prior background as an evil supervillain. ~~ ~~

'''Lisbon''': Oh, uh, one of them released a lethal super virus that could kill half the state of California. So I guess we're looking for someone with a prior background as an evil supervillain.

'''Cho''': Ok. ~~ ~~

'''Cho''': Ok.

'''Lisbon''': ...That last part was a joke. ~~ ~~

'''Lisbon''': ...That last part was a joke.

'''Cho''': Yeah. We get it. }}

* In "Bloodshot", a rather effeminate club doorman says that Lisbon ("little miss fierce", as he calls her) can come in, but she has to "lose the backup dancer" that is Rigsby as he is "too butch". She tells him to "get lost, fluffy".

* The end of the plague episode, when Jane has convinced everyone they're infected.

{{quote| '''Lisbon:''' Don't you have someone you want to call?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Lisbon:''' Don't you have someone you want to call?

'''Jane:''' Not really. If I were dying, I'd call you, and you're right here.~~ ~~

'''Jane:''' Not really. If I were dying, I'd call you, and you're right here.

'''Lisbon:''' Really? Well...what would you say?~~ ~~

'''Lisbon:''' Really? Well...what would you say?

'''Jane:''' Well, I--~~ ~~

'''Jane:''' Well, I--

'''Lisbon:''' [[Double Take|Wait...]]''if'' you were dying? '''''If?''''' }}

* Lisbon and Wainwright really kill it in "The Redshirt". There are [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZGlq3-K3U&feature=channel_video_title this] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IBvPt5AifA&feature=channel_video_title that]