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** More seriously, she hates slut-shaming. This comes up in ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'' and much more rantily in ''[[Moulin Rouge]]''.
** More seriously, she hates slut-shaming. This comes up in ''[[Cruel Intentions]]'' and much more rantily in ''[[Moulin Rouge]]''.
*** Unless [[Hypocritical Humor|she is shaming]] [[Butt Monkey|Nella]] for having a sex life. (It's the best counter to Catholic guilt.)
*** Unless [[Hypocritical Humor|she is shaming]] [[Butt Monkey|Nella]] for having a sex life. (It's the best counter to Catholic guilt.)
* [[Big Breasts Big Deal]]: She's proud of them, as is evidenced by her new facebook [http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.168000996573696.33798.167999883240474&type=1#!/photo.php?fbid=319865988053862&set=a.168000996573696.33798.167999883240474&type=3&theater avatar].
* [[Big Breasts, Big Deal]]: She's proud of them, as is evidenced by her new facebook [http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.168000996573696.33798.167999883240474&type=1#!/photo.php?fbid=319865988053862&set=a.168000996573696.33798.167999883240474&type=3&theater avatar].
* [[Big Ol' Eyebrows]]
* [[Big Ol' Eyebrows]]
* [[Bi the Way]]: She flirts right back with Dr. Tease in the "Sexual Awakening" video and asks if she wants to amend her addiction to sexy men. The "want to amend that?" in regards to her love of men like Will Smith is implied to comes from, [[Where Da White Women At?|other places]] from her end.
* [[Bi the Way]]: She flirts right back with Dr. Tease in the "Sexual Awakening" video and asks if she wants to amend her addiction to sexy men. The "want to amend that?" in regards to her love of men like Will Smith is implied to comes from, [[Where Da White Women At?|other places]] from her end.
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* [[Character Tics]]: When she's trying to find the right words to say, she talks with her hands a lot more. Especially when she's angry.
* [[Character Tics]]: When she's trying to find the right words to say, she talks with her hands a lot more. Especially when she's angry.
* [[Character Title]]
* [[Character Title]]
* [[Child Hater]]: Both hates and fears them, although she'll come to their defense if they get treated bad enough.
* [[Child-Hater]]: Both hates and fears them, although she'll come to their defense if they get treated bad enough.
* [[Chronic Villainy]]: Lindsay even said in the "Kirk vs. Picard" commentary that while the Chick is definitely a [[Villain Protagonist]], she does go up and down in the evil stakes.
* [[Chronic Villainy]]: Lindsay even said in the "Kirk vs. Picard" commentary that while the Chick is definitely a [[Villain Protagonist]], she does go up and down in the evil stakes.
* [[Chubby Chaser]]: "I actually think fat guys are kinda hot." Although said with much embarrassment, and because she's trying to butter up Santa.
* [[Chubby Chaser]]: "I actually think fat guys are kinda hot." Although said with much embarrassment, and because she's trying to butter up Santa.
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* [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm]]: She usually does, but she takes her [[Sex Bot]]'s sarcastic suggestion of using a portal to get to Nella seriously. And it works too!
* [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm]]: She usually does, but she takes her [[Sex Bot]]'s sarcastic suggestion of using a portal to get to Nella seriously. And it works too!
* [[Do Not Call Me Paul]]/[[Embarrassing Nickname]]: In the Maven Of The Eventide review of ''[[Blade]]'', Elisa calls her Lindsay and responds by angrily telling her not to call her Chick and storms off, leaving Elisa confused.
* [[Do Not Call Me Paul]]/[[Embarrassing Nickname]]: In the Maven Of The Eventide review of ''[[Blade]]'', Elisa calls her Lindsay and responds by angrily telling her not to call her Chick and storms off, leaving Elisa confused.
* [[Don't You Dare Pity Me]]: The next episode after the major breakdown in SWS was "Top 11 Embarrassing Nostalgic Dance Crazes" where manic grins and Nella abuse abounded. A long time later, in the ''[[Moulin Rouge]]'' review, she flinches when they spend a second at Spoony's place.
* [[Don't You Dare Pity Me!]]: The next episode after the major breakdown in SWS was "Top 11 Embarrassing Nostalgic Dance Crazes" where manic grins and Nella abuse abounded. A long time later, in the ''[[Moulin Rouge]]'' review, she flinches when they spend a second at Spoony's place.
** In ''[[X Men]]'', the episode after Nella dies, she suddenly loses her near-to-tears tone of voice when Dr. Tease arrives.
** In ''[[X Men]]'', the episode after Nella dies, she suddenly loses her near-to-tears tone of voice when Dr. Tease arrives.
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: With the piano. Although Todd is slightly biased.
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: With the piano. Although Todd is slightly biased.
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* [[Dynamic Character]]: Like the Critic, she has a lot of depth and complications, along with [[Character Development]] and [[Sanity Slippage]]. You could even say it's even more awesome because of the lack of cool female characters around.
* [[Dynamic Character]]: Like the Critic, she has a lot of depth and complications, along with [[Character Development]] and [[Sanity Slippage]]. You could even say it's even more awesome because of the lack of cool female characters around.
* [[Emo Teen]]: In ''[[Les Misérables]]'', we get to see Young Chick eating peanut butter and telling the [[Phantom of the Opera|Phantom]] that he knows her pain.
* [[Emo Teen]]: In ''[[Les Misérables]]'', we get to see Young Chick eating peanut butter and telling the [[Phantom of the Opera|Phantom]] that he knows her pain.
* [[Emotionally Tongue Tied]]: Parodied. She has to take longer than what should be normal to admit that [[Don Bluth]]'s early stuff was actually good.
* [[Emotionally Tongue-Tied]]: Parodied. She has to take longer than what should be normal to admit that [[Don Bluth]]'s early stuff was actually good.
* [[Emotionless Girl]]: To look over ''[[Daria]]'', she turns her repression [[Up to Eleven]], dials the insanity down, dresses like the character and keeps her voice monotoned even though it's probably the highest quality thing she's reviewed.
* [[Emotionless Girl]]: To look over ''[[Daria]]'', she turns her repression [[Up to Eleven]], dials the insanity down, dresses like the character and keeps her voice monotoned even though it's probably the highest quality thing she's reviewed.
** [[Emotionless Girl|Emotionally Repressed Girl]]: Whenever she does get rarely get upset (about her issues, not movies being dumb - that rage stays for a while), it doesn't last. Her sociopathy also justifies this.
** [[Emotionless Girl|Emotionally Repressed Girl]]: Whenever she does get rarely get upset (about her issues, not movies being dumb - that rage stays for a while), it doesn't last. Her sociopathy also justifies this.
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* [[Made of Iron]]: Getting her head exploded doesn't kill her, it just induces unconciousness and a need for happy pills.
* [[Made of Iron]]: Getting her head exploded doesn't kill her, it just induces unconciousness and a need for happy pills.
* [[Mad Love]]: Have a guess [[Todd in The Shadows|who]] she's been made mad over.
* [[Mad Love]]: Have a guess [[Todd in The Shadows|who]] she's been made mad over.
* [[Madonna Whore Complex]]: Gender-flipped. [[Todd in The Shadows]] is the man she worships to insane degrees, ignoring all his flaws and thinking he'll fix her. [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]] is the guy who jacks off a stick of butter, sings about the virtues of sluttiness and who she has a comfortable history with but shares her damage.
* [[Madonna-Whore Complex]]: Gender-flipped. [[Todd in The Shadows]] is the man she worships to insane degrees, ignoring all his flaws and thinking he'll fix her. [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]] is the guy who jacks off a stick of butter, sings about the virtues of sluttiness and who she has a comfortable history with but shares her damage.
* [[Madness Makeover]]: Her first kidnapping of Todd ( in "''[[Sleepless in Seattle]]'' vs. ''[[When Harry Met Sally]]''), has her hair static-y and completely unbrushed.
* [[Madness Makeover]]: Her first kidnapping of Todd ( in "''[[Sleepless in Seattle]]'' vs. ''[[When Harry Met Sally]]''), has her hair static-y and completely unbrushed.
* [[Madness Mantra]]: [[Showgirls|Everybody got AIDS and shit!]] and "[[Disney Animated Canon|Nobody]] [[Dreamworks Animation|likes]] [[Shark Tale|puns]]".
* [[Madness Mantra]]: [[Showgirls|Everybody got AIDS and shit!]] and "[[Disney Animated Canon|Nobody]] [[Dreamworks Animation|likes]] [[Shark Tale|puns]]".
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* [[Security Blanket]]: Mignon. She'd take that puppy everywhere if she could.
* [[Security Blanket]]: Mignon. She'd take that puppy everywhere if she could.
* [[Selective Obliviousness]]: If she doesn't want to admit feelings or have her perceptions changed, then she'll live in violent denial.
* [[Selective Obliviousness]]: If she doesn't want to admit feelings or have her perceptions changed, then she'll live in violent denial.
* [[Self Serving Memory]]: In ''[[From Justin To Kelly]]'', she sulks that she was forced to take part in the [[Kickassia|two]] [[Suburban Knights|specials]]. Considering how badly she wanted to rule the former, it's probably best that she remembers it like that.
* [[Self-Serving Memory]]: In ''[[From Justin To Kelly]]'', she sulks that she was forced to take part in the [[Kickassia|two]] [[Suburban Knights|specials]]. Considering how badly she wanted to rule the former, it's probably best that she remembers it like that.
* [[Seme]]: A [[Rare Female Example]]. Sex where she's ''not'' in power or topping looks like she thinks of it as the worst thing imaginable.
* [[Seme]]: A [[Rare Female Example]]. Sex where she's ''not'' in power or topping looks like she thinks of it as the worst thing imaginable.
* [[She Cleans Up Nicely]]: [[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]] is stunned when she comes out in a [[Little Black Dress]]. Unbeknown to him she's trying to manipulate him into sorting out her toilet.
* [[She Cleans Up Nicely]]: [[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]] is stunned when she comes out in a [[Little Black Dress]]. Unbeknown to him she's trying to manipulate him into sorting out her toilet.
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* [[White Collar Worker]]: Before this job, she worked at an office and had a [[Girl Posse]] bitch about her behind her back.
* [[White Collar Worker]]: Before this job, she worked at an office and had a [[Girl Posse]] bitch about her behind her back.
* [[Who's Laughing Now?]]: Tried and failed, judging by how she says the revenge fantasy of showing up to your [[Class Reunion]] in a limo, wearing furs and weighing forty pounds lighter doesn't actually show people up in reality.
* [[Who's Laughing Now?]]: Tried and failed, judging by how she says the revenge fantasy of showing up to your [[Class Reunion]] in a limo, wearing furs and weighing forty pounds lighter doesn't actually show people up in reality.
* [[Will Not Be a Victim]]: Thanks to her [[Dark and Troubled Past]], she's [[Unable to Cry]], has [[Stopped Caring]], thinks [[Don't You Dare Pity Me]] and tries hard to pretend that her [[Heroic BSOD|Heroic BSODs]] don't exist. Compare this to Critic, who is a victim of everyone including himself.
* [[Will Not Be a Victim]]: Thanks to her [[Dark and Troubled Past]], she's [[Unable to Cry]], has [[Stopped Caring]], thinks [[Don't You Dare Pity Me!]] and tries hard to pretend that her [[Heroic BSOD|Heroic BSODs]] don't exist. Compare this to Critic, who is a victim of everyone including himself.
* [[Woman of a Thousand Voices]]: While not doing it as much as Doug, she's good at impressions and enjoys doing them.
* [[Woman of a Thousand Voices]]: While not doing it as much as Doug, she's good at impressions and enjoys doing them.
* [[Worthy Opponent]]: She has a love/hate thing going on with Disney. Also with [[Michael Bay]], even it includes a lot more hate than love.
* [[Worthy Opponent]]: She has a love/hate thing going on with Disney. Also with [[Michael Bay]], even it includes a lot more hate than love.
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* [[Chewbacca Defense]]: Whenever she thinks she's losing the "Kirk vs. Picard" debate, she always goes back to Kirk's "KHAAAAAN!".
* [[Chewbacca Defense]]: Whenever she thinks she's losing the "Kirk vs. Picard" debate, she always goes back to Kirk's "KHAAAAAN!".
* [[The Cutie]]
* [[The Cutie]]
* [[Deal With the Devil]]: She sells her voice for {{spoiler|a [[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]] scarf}} in ''[[The Little Mermaid]]'' review.
* [[Deal With the Devil]]: She sells her voice for {{spoiler|a [[Doctor Who]] scarf}} in ''[[The Little Mermaid]]'' review.
* [[Designated Monkey]]: "Dance, monkey!"
* [[Designated Monkey]]: "Dance, monkey!"
* [[The Drag Along]]: She ''really'' doesn't want to embarrass herself with dancing in public.
* [[The Drag Along]]: She ''really'' doesn't want to embarrass herself with dancing in public.
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* [[Depraved Bisexual]]: Not on the levels of, say, Ask That Guy, Master Bate and Spoony, but she's a horrible person who can't stop herself from hitting on everyone.
* [[Depraved Bisexual]]: Not on the levels of, say, Ask That Guy, Master Bate and Spoony, but she's a horrible person who can't stop herself from hitting on everyone.
* [[For Science!]]: She likes to create cool things without any consideration for the consequences.
* [[For Science!]]: She likes to create cool things without any consideration for the consequences.
* [[Four Eyes Zero Soul]]
* [[Four Eyes, Zero Soul]]
* [[Glass of Chianti]]: In the ''X-Men'' review, she's seen holding a bucket-sized wine glass filled with what looks like mouthwash. Why? Science, presumably.
* [[Glass of Chianti]]: In the ''X-Men'' review, she's seen holding a bucket-sized wine glass filled with what looks like mouthwash. Why? Science, presumably.
* [[Hot Scientist]]: "I'm Dr. Tease, and I'm a babe scientist."
* [[Hot Scientist]]: "I'm Dr. Tease, and I'm a babe scientist."
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* [[Only Sane Man]]: As he said on twitter, he's surrounded by screeching harpies.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: As he said on twitter, he's surrounded by screeching harpies.
* [[Prop Recycling]]: Lindsay originally built the robot prop for a student film about a Catholic robot; it was reused for the Nostalgia Chick show.
* [[Prop Recycling]]: Lindsay originally built the robot prop for a student film about a Catholic robot; it was reused for the Nostalgia Chick show.
* [[Ridiculously Human Robots]]: Not in look, but in personality - he's a [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]] [[The Woobie|woobie]] with existential issues.
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]: Not in look, but in personality - he's a [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]] [[The Woobie|woobie]] with existential issues.
* [[Robot Buddy]]: Only in the [[Sex Slave|physical sense]] of the word.
* [[Robot Buddy]]: Only in the [[Sex Slave|physical sense]] of the word.
* [[Robot Maid]]: He also makes coffee for her and does the dishes.
* [[Robot Maid]]: He also makes coffee for her and does the dishes.
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* [[Butt Monkey]]: He's been Team NChick's roommate for ages but they keep forgetting he exists.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: He's been Team NChick's roommate for ages but they keep forgetting he exists.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: He's usually able to deal with his situation pretty well.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: He's usually able to deal with his situation pretty well.
* [[Early Bird Cameo]]: Remember that Gallery of Ancient Horrors Video (Lindsay's old school project). Remember that guy in the video. That's him.
* [[Early-Bird Cameo]]: Remember that Gallery of Ancient Horrors Video (Lindsay's old school project). Remember that guy in the video. That's him.
* [[Lovable Sex Maniac]]: Is revealed to be this when the Chick gains the ability to hear his thoughts. ''"Boobs boobs boobs."''
* [[Lovable Sex Maniac]]: Is revealed to be this when the Chick gains the ability to hear his thoughts. ''"Boobs boobs boobs."''
* [[Pretty Boy]]: Even if they can't remember him, Chick was his girlfriend in high school and Maven liked him enough to want to suck his blood. However they're more than willing to smash his face in for drinking their beer.
* [[Pretty Boy]]: Even if they can't remember him, Chick was his girlfriend in high school and Maven liked him enough to want to suck his blood. However they're more than willing to smash his face in for drinking their beer.