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== Pocahontas ==

* "Would you like to just outright deny centuries of repression and genocide?" *picture of native Americans being forced out with an imposed smiley face like a sun* "Then have we got a movie for you!"

* Her grinning-yet-snarky "sure" after she says that the people who worked on this were expecting it to be as popular as ''[[Beauty and the Beast]]''.

* "John Smith, or as his crew mates call him 'Captain Amazing', is a man so potent he has to get on to the boat while riding a [[Freud Was Right|giant phallic symbol]]."

* "Man, that John Smith is awesome. It's like [[Marty Stu|the historical John Smith wrote the screenplay]]."

* The [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]] line, complete with [[Aside Glance]] at the end:

{{quote|'''Chick''': Her design was based off the looks of models like Naomi Campbell, Christie Turlington, Barbie... and Janice from ''[[The Muppets]]''.}}

{{quote|'''Best Friend''': Oh, he is ''so'' handsome.

'''Chick''': "[[Sassy Black Woman|Mmm-hmm, girlfriend!]]" }}

* Her falling over (and off the screen) in boredom when Pocahontas and John have their stare-off. "Ow."

* Her mocking of Wiggins. "[[I Am Very British|Cheerio and all that wot!]]"

* "...why is genocided not a verb?"

* The entire "running to save your honey/execute the boyfriend/kill the savages" scene, where she directs everyone so they can make it more '''epic'''.

 

 

* The beginning:

{{quote|Hello, I'm your Nostalgia Chick, and my glasses have been taken by [[Red Scare|Communists]]. *Hammer and sickle pops up with scary music* "But it's okay 'cos I got new ones."}}

'''Chick''': ...Rasputin, of course! So he's responsible for the communism! }}

* "Yaaaay, Russia was awesome! For the obscenely wealthy!"

* All the calls from historical figures complaining about the movie, but especially the first one, when Lenin calls her up to tell her that he led the ''October'' Revolution, and the Romanovs were overthrown in the ''February'' Revolution.

{{quote|'''Chick:''' Ooooh. Jesus, how many of those things do you guys have?

{{quote|'''Chick''': And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who is pretty shamelessly a knock-off of her already popular male counterpart? Heh..." *sulk*}}

** And if you want to be sappy, looking back at it now, this is a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for Lindsay. [[The Nostalgia Chick]] is one of the most interesting, flawed female characters around, is just as complicated as the Critic and they both [[Not So Different|complement each other]] in all sorts of ways. A nice feat for an internet reviewer who joked near the beginning of her career that she was just a knock-off.

* "She lives on the planet Etheria, not to be confused with Eternia. Fights the evil Hordak, not to be confused with Skeletor."

* Wondering how gay [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man]] can be, with this sequence popping up.

{{quote|'''He-Man:''' A work of art like my famous spice bread takes time, Cringer.

* "We only had five minutes to knock out this screenplay, sorry!"

* "Mark, John and Steve: the evil minions."

* All of her [[Large Ham|hammily]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|epic]] mocking of the show's catchphrase:

** "'''By the honor of plot holes, I have the plot device!'''"

* The [[This Is Gonna Suck]] reaction to the annoying bird:

{{quote|'''Chick''': "...you're gonna be in the whole movie aren't you?"}}

* Her mocking his analogies of love overcoming the impossible:

{{quote|'''Jaquimo''': [[The Bible|Samson loved Delilah...]]<br />

* "I have this weird sense of deja-Disney..."

* [[Plot Induced Stupidity|"Get on the fucking bird."]]

* "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."

* "I'd like to know which executive head keeps proclaiming from on high... "Needs more Gilbert Gotfried."

* Screaming and recoiling in terror at the sight of the frog-thing with tits and heels.

* "Disney's paranoid ass has my blessing to sue for this one."

* In the credits: "Yes, I know I look like a bag of smashed ass. Blame the lighting."

'''Chick''': [in [[Dull Surprise]] mode] I flunked acting! }}

* "Did we mention Stacey's from New York?"

* "...is there a jazz choir in the stable?" "There they are again, seriously."

* Noting that the [[Longing Look]] between Christie and Claudia goes on for just a bit too long.

* The [[Hope Spot]] of the opening credits, where she gets all excited and thinks it'll be an awesome sci-fi movie.

{{quote|'''Chick''': Come on, how could this not be the greatest thing ever?}}

* Calling the movie the "death throes of all things roller-skate".

* Getting pissed off at all the exposition.

* On Mulan being in the line-up: "Bitch, you aren't a princess."

** "She hugged royalty, but that's about it."

* The caption for her first point of what it means to be a Disney princess: "Where did you go, Mommy?"

* Her theory that the company commits matricide as soon as the hero/heroine of the movie is born. Followed by a "Shh" from Snow White.

'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]:''' Heh, I just came! }}

** Before that, her saying that she went through a dragon phase when she was eleven. Mostly fueled by the [[Audio Erotica]] that is [[Sean Connery]].

* ''"Sean Connery. Lover. Fighter. Fuckin' dragon."''

* Forget that, the [[James Bond]] [[Bond Gun Barrel|opening animation]] in which James is replaced by a pimp-walking dragon who then [[Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You|shoots the guy]] looking at him through the barrel of a gun takes the cake.

** "...is that a camera?"

** "You put a camera in my room at my parent's house." It's like she's realizing what she's gotten herself into.

*** How completely and utterly oblivious the Chick is to Nella's rage. And how when "My Little Ponies" are mentioned, Nella goes fangirl and forgets she was ever angry.

*** The Chick's "WTF" headtilt when the fangirling happens.

* "Thank God I had all those cameras installed in her room!"

* "Some of us want to have sex, albeit non-promiscuously, and some of us want to love you '''forever'''!" *cue [[Jessica Simpson]] belting*

* Nella dancing in her room with a fedora on her head. Also quite awesome.

 

* "[[Blazing Saddles|Mongo only pawn in game of life]]."

* Sarcastically going "our hero" when Hercules punches Hades out.

{{quote|[on the bottle of death] "Where did you get that? I said where did you get that? What is that? Why is there a limited quantity of it? Why have you been hoarding this thing that can kill your hated enemy at any time? Wha-what is this room of god-death bottle pink juice? Eh, maybe that's Hades's plot device room.

"Hey, hey movie. Movie! Where are you going? Come back, plot! Listen to me! Why isn't anybody listening to me?!" }}

* "So today we're going to look at what happens when you let a French metrosexual make a sci-fi action movie, give him Jean Paul Gartier as his sidekick and give them even the smallest of budgets. ...and also Bruce Willis."

* Calling the movie both weird and "incredibly conventional".

* And "Oh, I forgot Bruce Willis is in this movie, so, uh... Bruce Willis, ladies and gentlemen. *''Cue Bruce Willis shooting a lot''*

{{quote|"Joke's on you! I'm still going to masturbate to your picture tonight!"}}

* The lampshading of the [[Obviously Evil]] bearded guy. "Well it's the first time you've offered me a drink and you're staring at me creepily..."

* Near the end, her petting that strange little robot that had been sitting behind her the whole review.

* "Whoever he is, he's got a popped collar!"

{{quote|'''Jubilee''': Does a mall babe eat chili fries?

'''Chick''': [beat] Right. }}

{{quote|'''Chick''': America loves them some hairy man angst and Wolverine's got it in spades, disagreeing with all the other [[X-Men]]. ''A lot''. To the point where you're like "why are you even here? just to be the angry foil?" He does leave the [[X-Men]] a couple of times, but it's always for business reasons like "I gotta go track down my ''past''" or "I gotta kill Sabretooth cos '''I hate that guy'''!"}}

* Don't forget Dr Tease's playing a tiny violin while NC mourns Nella.

* The microwave settings: [[Shout-Out|Dehydrate, Defrost,]] [[Megamind|Destroy, De-flower]]

* How does Dark Nella deal with The Chick? Stuffs her in the fridge. [[Running Gag|Again]].

* "He will suffer the pain of a thousand flaming noogies."

* The Chick claiming that [[Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom|Mola Ram's]] name actually means "Fuck you, India"

'''Chick:''' No, don't fire at [[Will Smith|Will]]! He's the best thing in [[Independence Day|this movie]]! }}

** "[[Loads and Loads of Characters|You get a part! You get a part!]] [[Oprah Winfrey|You get a part!]] You ''don't'' get a part."

{{quote|'''Makeover Fairy:''' I JUST WANT TO HIDE MY FLAAAWS!}}

** On The [[Littlest Cancer Patient]]:

* Her [[Heroic BSOD]] towards the end, inter-spaced with clips from [[The Three Stooges]] and [[Metropolis]].

{{quote|'''Chick''': What has become of me?}}

 

 

* "Hi, I'm your Nostalgia Chick. [beat] Newsies." [winces from fangirl screams]

* Her obvious interest in the young, nubile, flamboyant, adorable men.

* Constantly referring to [[Christian Bale]] in that Movie as Baby Christian Bale in general.

{{quote|'''Chick''': Oh my ''GOD'', it's adorable! Oh my god, lookit the baby Christian Bale! [[Cuteness Proximity|Lookit the poonum! Look at the face! OMIGOD! Just tie him up!]] }}

{{quote|'''Chick''': [[Jew Wario]] what are you doing here?

'''[[Jew Wario]]''': This is my house. I live here. }}

** The Chick saying Nella kicked her out for some reason and then it cutting to Nella rocking back and forth with an [[Ear Worm]] in her head.

* The few second scene of her as an [[Emo Teen]], listening to ''[[Phantom of the Opera]]'' and pigging out on peanut butter.

== Jem ==

* The few seconds of Dark Nella reappearing. The Makeover Fairy and the Chick have to force her glasses on her.

* The [[Impossibly Tacky Clothes]] the girls have on.

* Chick and Nella sulking about how sticky 80s hair is while The Makeover Fairy smiles in a slasher fashion.

** The Chick's "D':" face is pretty wonderful too.

** It also provides a hilarious reason for why the Chick suddenly hates guys. (And for a bit of [[Fridge Brilliance]], if your healthiest relationship with a person of the opposite gender is with a [[The Nostalgia Critic|pitiful, ditzy brat who is prone to temper tantrums]], then you're kind of in trouble.)

** They once again reference the ''[[Dune]]'' drama, with [[Pushing Up Roses]] saying it's a wonder that the Chick got out alive.

* Nella, as [[The Voiceless]], representing "satisfied" by miming smoking a cigarette.

** Does anyone else think she was channeling Norma Desmond in ''[[Sunset Boulevard]]''?

* During the song, the (changed) pitch of Lupa's voice makes her pretty much sound like a chipette.

* Sebastion's [[Played for Laughs]] PTSD.

{{quote|"Oh, I am ''so put out''!"}}

** The fact that they're eating fish at this point makes it all the more fun.

{{quote|"So do the scales grow up over your boobs if you get fat? Once your BMI goes above a 26? A horrible, fatty, scaly rash to cover your ''shame,'' Ursula, you fatty-pig-fatty!"

"Heh-heh-heh, she's '''''fat.'''''" }}

{{quote|'''Chick''': Last year I did a review of the most nostalgic of all of the things, of all of the age-groups, ''[[Grease]]''.}}

* The fact that even after all the Dark Nella saga, Nella's still considered in need of a makeover.

* The Chick's still potent rage over the pregnancy subplot in the first ''[[Grease]]'' movie.

* Her [[Motor Mouth]] of "Oh and it also made no money and everybody hated it."

* Her WTF face when they sing about pederasty.

* Putting in clips from [[The Big Lebowski]]. "Eight year olds, dude."

* Changing the dollar sign to the pound sign when she explains why Love Never Dies [[Money, Dear Boy|exists]]. "Ka-ching!"

* This [[Call Back]] to her ''[[Dragonheart]]'' review:

* Oancitizen, Todd and Lupa complaining about how cameos suck while starring in cameos.

* The Makeover Fairy failing to get sympathy for popular people.

{{quote|'''Chick:''' [sulking] "Now I can't see."}}

* The 'bitch' poster: "I'm a bitch, vote for me!"

{{quote|'''Chick''': [[Rattling Off Legal|Takeadvantageofourintroductoryofferfirstthirtydaysfree]]!}}

* All the movie remakes that ''shouldn't'' have been existed, including ''[[The Stepford Wives]]'', ''[[Freaky Friday]]'' and ''[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]''.

{{quote|'''Meg Ryan:''' Is it infidelity if you're involved with someone through email?

'''''{{color|red|YES, YOU DUMB BITCH}}''''' }}

{{quote|'''Meg Ryan''': Oh ''right'', I'm engaged.

'''Chick''': Oh ''right'' what's-his-nuts. }}

* Suddenly reacting to the soundtrack by shouting out "WAS THIS CRANBERRIES SONG IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIES DURING THE NINETIES?"

* The awkwardness that ensues from [[Dave Chappelle]] being the [[Token Black]] Best Friend and her theory that [[The Rock]] would have been better.

* "Half of you don't even know what dial-up sounds like, [[Grumpy Old Man|you little whipper-snappers]]."

* Mocking the [[Product Placement]] with a [[Parody Commercial]] of her credit card.

* But that's how romantic comedies work and..."I DON'T CARE IF IT'S NOT REAL, I WANT [[Todd in the Shadows|HIM]] TO LOVE ME!" And then realizing she's got off-track and trying to change it to being glad the onscreen couple got together.

 

 

** To wit, those three genres are: Contemporary Christian, Modern Country, and Songs About Angels.

* "Don't question me, my [[Brick Joke|German]] [[Bilingual Bonus|is flawless]]."

{{quote|'''Poster''': If the stress doesn't blind her, her degenerative, congenital disease will!}}

** There's also ''[[Citizen Kane]]'' being "made" into a late nineties action thriller starring Jason Statham ...which yes, people on the comment sections thought was real.

* The advertising for the movie breaking her down and her sulking reaction to being made to watch it.

{{quote|'''Chick''': ''Disney''.}}

* "You gotta get it, it's going inside the Disney vault- oh, it's gone. Gone forever, inside the Disney vault."

* Putting in another [[Take That]] to ''[[Pocahontas]]'', claiming it as the point where the company went downhill.

 

== The Worst Witch ==

** Elisa's costume is a "Sexy Starbucks Manager".

* Nella bursting in to fangasm over Diane Riggs, raising "so many questions" in the Chick's mind. Bonus points for Nella being dressed as [[Ambiguously Gay|Velma]].

* Chick In The Shadows. And her piano playing is so awful that it convinces Todd to do the review with her.

* Todd's trauma over still being a virgin in college and the Chick fawning over him.

* Chick's lesson from the movie being that she needs tighter abs.

** Followed by Todd asking her to get out of the house... and the video ends just as Lindsay [[Corpsing|is about to laugh at it]].

== Top Ten Disney Deaths ==

* The beginning, where Chick [[Never Live It Down|tries to read]] ''[[Dune]]'' and finds it so [[Doorstopper|dull]] or confusing that she's better with "How To Reduce Your Carbon Footprint".

* The complete ''glee'' in Nella's voice as she says, "Of course! No one in Disney ''ever'' dies a ''natural'' death!"

** Matched by Chick's smiley "I ''know''! It's a veritable treasure trope on horrible ways to die!".

 

== Maven of the Eventide: Blade ==

* Using ''[[Batman Forever]]'', ''[[Steel (film)|Steel]]'' and ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]'' as examples that killed the Superhero movie industry.

* "What brought us from this [shows Schwarzenegger as Dr. Freeze in his slippers] to this [shows a grubby [[Hugh Jackman]] as Wolverine]?"

* "Yeah, my name's Blade, and I just so happen to be holding a blade in case you're wondering why they call me that. It's not my iconic sword, but that wouldn't make sense so it's just my s-blade. It's a good thing I had this lying around when I got introduced, otherwise it would have been really awkward, cos I was holding a spatula before."

* Chick's [[Mind Screw]] cameo. Elisa calls her Lindsay like normal, Chick grumpily throws a toy duck at her and leaves because she hates being called "Chick" while not reviewing, Elisa looks confused.

 

 

{{quote|'''Chick''': Oh yeah, they had a Christmas album! Those adorable ''bastards''.}}

* 1998-era Lindsay in a [[Troubled Fetal Position]], with tie-dye pants and complaining that N*Sync doesn't understand her pain and the [[Limp Bizkit]] album isn't even out yet.

** "He's in jail now. But not for the little boy touching or the money schemes, [[Shotacon|I mean who doesn't do that]]?"

* When one of the band members talks about Lou, "trauma face" blares like a siren and her snarking that Rihanna talks about [[Chris Brown]] the same way.

* Her completely frozen smile at the beginning as she introduces the review. The "[[This Is Gonna Suck]] and I don't get paid nearly enough" expression is clear on her face.

* Telling everyone who has never heard of the song that they're just burying their heads in the sand.

* Admitting that she doesn't have the facial muscle control or the acting ability to read the [[Glurge]]-filled lyrics, so she hands it over to [[Patton Oswalt]] to do it for her. And when he does it, we cut back to her looking frozen again for at least five seconds.

* "So you'd think that with all this bile and ''The Christmas Shoes'' topping every worst of [[Christmas Songs]] list on the internet, you'd think the song would slip out of the public consciousness. ''But no''. It's still there, like the ancient candy in your Christmas candy bowl many many years past its expiration date, giving you emotional purple-nurples."

* "Oh [[The Little Mermaid|Ariel]], you might be a hypocrite or something."

* Noting that the plague has apparently wiped out most of the denizens of Paris in ''The Hunchback of Notre Dame II''.

** The exchange between the Chick and Nella mocking the "best friends" exchange:

{{quote|'''Chick:''' ''[staring off into space]'' Best friends...

* "...Lothus. Lothus." *sings* "One of these things is not like the other!"

* Mocking how Lothus plays the electric violin without it even needing to be plugged in.

* [[The Stinger]], with her wishing her lollipops tasted like blood.

 

* "Why only five? 'Cos I- I can't."

* Her dilemma between a "[[The Lion King|shitty follow-up to a good movie]]" and "[[Pocahontas|a somewhat less shitty follow-up to a shitty movie]]".

* Wincing when she has to give credit to ''[[The Lion King]] II'' for being less awful than most of the sequels.

* Her theory that the lesser number of animals arriving for Kiara's lifting was because they had to repopulate after Scar's drought.

* Pretty much the entire bit right before and then during the beginning of her talk about ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Return of Jafar]],'' especially when she reveals that Iago got ''two'' songs. Her voice just ''drips'' [[This Is Gonna Suck]].

* On the "plot thread" in the Atlantis sequel: "I have no fucking idea."

{{quote|"Yeah, I remember really digging this!"}}

* Pointing out Poca's hypocrisy at the bear-baiting when she took a cub away from its mother in the original movie.

{{quote|'''Chick''': Yeah, I know it didn't make any sense. What are you gonna do, watch the credits? [Cut to credits.]}}

* Phelous guest turn as Gilbert Godfried. That is all.

{{quote|'''Aladdin''': All right!

'''Chick''': ''[[Totally Radical|Radical!]]'' }}

* Seguing from an impression of Cab Calloway's singing to "Hi! It's another short from the early days of animation."

* Explaining Betty Boop's appeal with how she was a mix of virgin and flapper.

* Calling the Rotoscope "one of the most oft-utilized animation tools besides [[Captain Obvious|pencils]]. And [[Take That|ponies]]."

* The caption "Apparently I'm the only person alive who doesn't like Ralph Bakshi".

** Even though two clips before she stated that it wasn't rotoscoping.

* "It's not bad enough we're in a depression, we can't even drink ourselves to sleep?"

* Calling it a film with just slightly less insight than the not-well-known "What Humans Wants", which was written by the Great Gazoo.

* Giving her own [[Product Placement]] of crisps and alcohol while wondering why there are so many ad executives in movies lately.

{{quote|'''Helen Hunt''': They want to empower women.

'''Chick''': Especially the twelve year old indonesian women who made those shoes. }}

** Bonus for the Chick finally falling over in frustration and the situation looking like she's kidnapped him again.

** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] keeps thinking about how awesome he is... except when he's being grappled by Mechakara's hand. Then, he's thinking he should've gotten dinner at Arby's. {{spoiler|And in the stinger, he thinks about destroying Todd because he (Linkara) has feelings for the Nostalgia Chick.}}

*** ''While brushing his teeth''.

* After all this, the Chick decides she's going to start objectifying men less, thereby respecting them more. No less than a second later, she bursts out laughing at the very idea.

* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[Beauty and The Beast|Beast]], [[X-Men|Nightcrawler]], [[Hercules|Hades]], and [[Megamind]], all of them dancing around her shirtless.

* Imitating the common reason why Jessica Rabbit is so popular with [[Gag Boobs|her hands quite a long way from her chest]].

{{quote|'''Chick''': Weirdos.}}

* Telling the audience to please feel free ''not'' to point out that there are outliers in every generalization.

** "...someone to blackmail you sexually..."

* Chick, Elisa, and Nella bursting out into "[[Mulan|I'll Make a Man Out of You]]."

{{quote|'''Chick''': He has a tortured backstory!}}

* Trying to figure out the appeal of Darien, before admitting that she has no idea what ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' is about.

* Breaking down the top five guys.

{{quote|'''Chick''': We have a [[Aladdin (Disney film)|thief]], a [[Anastasia|con-artist]], a [[X-Men|thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[Beauty and the Beast|loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[Sailor Moon|nice glasses, I guess.]]}}

{{quote|'''JO''': Ugh, I can see the obituary now. "Cause of death: ''[[Digimon Tamers]]''."}}

* Elisa fangirling over [[Gargoyles|Goliath]] and Nella's even more frantic fangirl outburst over [[Pocahontas|Thomas]]. Not to mention the Chick's various "Oh God, why me" faces through their squeeing.

* "''[[Song of the South]]'' is offensive because it perpetuates the stereotype that black people are [[Discriminate and Switch|boring]]".

* Doing the film because February is National Pet Dental Health Awareness Month, and a dog features heavily in the movie.

* "Bup bup bup, get ''away'' from those comment boxes, I know this takes place after the civil war."

* Making a point of how difficult it is to believe that [[Walt Disney]] actually possessed human emotions.

'''Elisa:''' Sh! Call me ''Maven'', as ze ''night'' en''vel''ops us!

'''Lupa:''' ...okay... }}

* The montage mocking the [[Audible Sharpness|gratuitous sound effects]], which ends with the Maven staring at a bunny... and it moos.

 

* All the bits with Kali, with the poor thing dressed up like a princess.

{{quote|'''Nostalgia Chick''': ''[sings in a silly voice while making Kali dance]'' [[Monty Python|I'm a puppy dog and I'm okay/I sleep all night and I sleep all day...]]}}

* The montage of pug footage, demonstrating the breed's abject lack of dignity.

* "[[Precision F-Strike|F*&@ING ROCKS]]"

** [[Your Mileage May Vary|"Disproportionately"?]]

* Sulking that she doesn't like the Once-ler having a face.

* "[[Product Placement|WHAT FRESH BULLSHIT IS THIS]]"

{{quote|"My factory is literally powered by baby seal blood and hate."}}

* When rhyming at the end about how to deal with the awfulness of the movie, the way she totally perks up when alcohol is mentioned.

 

== The Chipmunk Adventure ==

** It turns into a [[Running Gag]], as it turns outs she's already prepared the words. {{spoiler|When they finally do sing, it's delightfully hammy fun.}}

{{quote|"Still got that penis!"}}

 

== Freddy Got Fingered ==

** Their method of getting him out of it? Having him sing something from ''[[Les Misérables]]''! And he appropriately responds by singing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables."

{{quote|'''Kyle''': It's too normal to be Dada! It's too shit to be anything else!}}

* Chick admitting under pressure that she was a stupid thirteen old who voted for Tom Green's awful song to make it in an MTV competition.

* They play Moonlight Sonata over the scene where Gord is giving a handjob to a horse. Why is this fitting and funny (even if probably done unintentionally)? Because it's [[Nightmare Fetishist|Ask]] [[Really Gets Around|That]] [[But You Screw One Goat!|Guy]]'s theme.

* Chick valiantly trying to explain the purpose of the Dad getting showered with elephant spunk.

{{quote|"Lindsay": [[Take That|That's for]] [[Nickelback]]! }}

** Phelous' "could not give less of a fuck" expression interposed between Oancitizen's manic, wide-eyes and clenched teeth.<ref>Possibly a callback to his "that wasn't even a real punch" metacommentary in previous crossovers.</ref>

* The beginning keeps up the pretentious [[Meaningful Meaningless Words]] from last week, along with Elisa trying to get her help for the spring cleaning and Chick bullshitting her way out of it.

* The part where Will Smith shows off his dong keeps playing over and over...until we see her with the remote, rewinding and replaying it.

* The ending, where Elisa finds an old scrapbook of the Chick's filled with pictures of Will Smith. The Chick quickly denies having a crush on him in the past. Elisa then comes back with a diary with a picture of Will Smith lovingly tucked away, which causes the Chick to knock her out.

{{quote|''Chick:'' Uh...''[[Independence Day|Welcome to earth!]]'' [PUNCH!]}}

* Todd's new ringtone for the Chick is "Maneater" by Hall And Oates. Fitting.

* Her angry sulk when Todd basically tells her where to go and she's forced to do a crossover with [[The Rap Critic]].

* The review concludes with Chick and RC mentioning ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]''. What ''most'' (including Rap Critc) might have expected was a duet of the iconic theme song, but Nostalgia Chick... imitates Carlton's goofy dance to the old Oprah theme. Rap Critic responds by schooching away to the side as Chick just continues dancing for a few more seconds. And she's wearing [[Sesame Street|Elmo]] pants.

* "I have not now, nor have I have ever fawned over some guy. With that in mind, let's use this week's episode as an excuse to call our favourite music reviewer, Todd..."

* "Imagine if ''[[I, Robot (film)|I Robot]]'' had a tie-in rap single." No, let the Rap Critic simulate the horror.

** "This doesn't make me look like a jackass, does it?"

** Nella doing the yoga pose and trying vainly to reach the snacks. "'''You're swaying a little. Use your core muscles to steady yourself'''".

** Lindsay casually wiping her cheese-encrusted fingers on Nella's arm.

** The epic Wii Fit [[Flame War]] between Lindsay, Nella, and their "[[Pettanko|flat-chested]]" roommate, all while the soft "It's A Sin To Tell A Lie" is playing.

*** Especially Doug using his creepy voice from the ''Bratz'' review to say silly things: "Gobble dee gobble dee do, hooty hooty who." "''I'm'' a little teapot, short and stout." "Did you know I'm the very model of a modern major general?"

{{quote|'''Doug:''' I'm saying things to make you look tough and intimidating...but your bad acting will spoil the effect and make you look stupid. Just look at that smirk, she wants to smile!" *LINDSAY TACKLE*}}

{{quote|'''Doug''': There was a young girl who was a starfish.}}

*** The first take has her coming in to see him rubbing his chest. Even more amusing when you know that usually leads to naughty funtimes from Doug.

 

 

* Her self-deprecating captions were sporfle-worthy.

** "[[Hilarity Ensues|Tragedy ensued]]."

** "That said, I was probably a better actor at fourteen."

** "I still possess a complete inability to write anything serious."

 

 

== Live Action Fanfics ==

"A Change of Pace"

* Everyone's interpretation of "starring" at something.

** When Todd questions it the first time, the camera pans over suddenly to [[Interactive Narrator|Elisa]] as she insists on the spelling.

 

== Commentaries ==

* From the ''[[Les Misérables]]'' commentary, her observation that the (mostly female) ficcers love the women just as much as they do the guys. I don't even know why, it just amused me.

** Poking fun at Doug's total inability to say no when asked to sing.

** "[[Special Effect Failure|Look at that greenscreen, it was like it was never there.]]"

** Their assertion that Chick/Critic have very little fic compared to other pairings. In truth, it's the third most popular pairing in terms of fanfic written, and that's in a sea of slash.

** Rob calling Lindsay "America's darling".

** Rob, Lindsay and Doug coming up with an "on the run from a murder" plot for ''[[Fern Gully]]'' 3.

** "[[Squee|We love]] ''[[Megamind]]'' [[Squee|so much!]]" So much that they put a reference to it in every episode of the Dark Nella Saga.

* She and Todd discuss how they both watched every single Disney DTV sequel to prepare for her two videos on them. Or at least Lindsey did, as Todd ended up sleeping through about half of them.

** Lindsey and Todd noting how the ridiculously-decorated bell in ''Hunchback II'' must sound when someone actually tries to ''ring'' it.

{{quote|''DRRRNK!''}}

** The reanactment of the physics-destroying train scene, with a Dreamworks action figure and the aforementioned "Aunt Lois".

** Their borrowing of [[Jew Wario]]'s "I like it!" [[Catch Phrase]] from ''[[Kickassia]]''.

** Lindsay saying that she's going to smother Todd with a toy if he upsets her.

** At the start, Lindsay doing ''something'' behind Todd's back and then popping up with a grin.

** "We know how that [[Michael Bay]] doesn't know how to speak English, but that's ''okay''." It's like she's talking about a not-so-bright child.

{{quote|Lindsay: It's like, hey [[Grey's Anatomy|Patrick Dempsey]], hey [[John Malkovich]], hey... [[Bill O Reilly]]?! Hey, [[Firefly|Alan Tudyk]]? Hey, [[Leonard Nimoy]]?!<br />

Todd: Hey, [[Michael Jordan]]!<br />

Todd: Hey, Napoleon Bonaparte!<br />

Lindsay: Oh my God, [[Steven Seagal]]! [[Diff'rent Strokes|Gary Coleman]], I thought you were dead!<br />

** Lupa wearing Todd's hoodie and wondering how the hell he can see through the thing.

*** The way the hoodie transfers to everyone else in turn by jump cut.

*** And a "sleeping" Lupa facepalming.

** Todd's teasing "you know you want to be me" while he's lying on the bed with his girlfriend, Lupa and Elisa.

** Sleep-deprived Lupa re-enacting Captian America with skulls, with voices and fuzzy hat.

{{quote|'''Lindsay''': [[[Valley Girl]] voice] The Green Goblin was fabulous, girl, don't even get me started.}}

** Playing Yackety Sax over the news footage, most of which is about all the accidents happening.

 

== Misc. ==

* The fight between her and the Critic at the beginning of his ''Ferngully'' review.

* Her rants on ''X-Men 3'' (among other things) on a [[Lord Kat]] stream in February. Like someone said in the chat, it was like a dark God had awoken. It was glorious.

** [http://twitter.com/#!/thelindsayellis/status/120915560505683968 "Is that a dead cow?" Tammy wondered aloud. "Yes, that's a dead cow. Just checking." #barbecuetonightyall]

** [https://twitter.com/#!/thelindsayellis/status/159145907378597889 Her] [[Driven to Madness]] reaction to ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]''.

** [https://twitter.com/#!/thelindsayellis/status/186706715641774080 For whatever reason, Doug apparently deserves to be spanked].

** [https://twitter.com/#!/ZeSadPanda/status/187533759678119936 She] ''[https://twitter.com/#!/thelindsayellis/status/187743329927172096 really]'' [https://twitter.com/#!/thelindsayellis/status/187743731477266434 likes waxing the TGWTG boys].

** "I think this is a great method of communication!"

* Her whole shtick with [[Todd in the Shadows]] on facebook. While on [[Twitter]], [[Ship Tease|they're cute and fluffy]], but on Facebook she's lovelorn and he's totally dismissive. [[Stalker with a Crush|Gee]], [[Dogged Nice Guy|sound]] [[Obscurus Lupa|familiar]]?

* This most-likely-joking [http://www.facebook.com/thelindsayellis#!/thelindsayellis/posts/262566490450479 bit] on facebook about how she went to school with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

{{quote|Young!Lindsay: Hey Ashley, wanna be my BFF?

* Also according to her facebook, it's in her contract that Doug can sit on her twice a year.

* When Doug asked on his page which TGWTG personalities would fit the characters of ''[[X-Men]]'' (cue a lot of idiot of course), she answered in-character that she'd be Mystique before realizing that's [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|not]] [[Offing the Offspring|the]] [[Token Evil Teammate|most]] [[Wild Card|flattering]] [[Villain Protagonist|of]] [[Evil Matriarch|choices]].

* Lindsay's furious reactions to the 2012 Lorax movie on twitter, and [[Deadpan Snarker|Lewis Lovhaug's input.]]

{{quote|'''Lindsay''': ECO FRIENDLY AUTO TUNED POP SHIT OVER THE CREDITS. Oh you fuckers are getting SUCH a review.

* From her UBCon Q&A with Doug, joking (...we think) that if you write fanfic about their characters, then the TGWTG squad reserve the right to act it out.

** How Doug thought real life Nella was going to be like her [[Extreme Doormat]] persona in the Chick videos, only to be surprised when she wanted to go out five times in one night.

 

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