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{{quote|''"[[Running Gag|Yaaay]]!"''|'''Chick and anonymous children'''}}
{{quote|''"[[Hypocritical Humor|And besides, who's going to be interested in a female character who's pretty much a shameless knock-off of her already popular male counterpart?]]"''|'''Chick''', in the ''[[She
{{quote|''[After the "[[Ambiguously Gay]] Duo" music pops up]. "Yeah, I realize some of [[The Nostalgia Critic|us]] are a little bit hyper-focused on that aspect of the series. But you know, some of us are a little more sensitive and progressive than that. [[Tempting Fate|Besides how gay could it be]]?"
"Jesus Christ, why don't you hold his hips a little more tender there! I mean..."
"Was that a sexual overture or am I missing something? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that..."
"You know what? Fuck it. We're off to the pride parade!"''
|'''Chick''', in the ''[[She-Ra: Princess of Power]]'' review.}}
{{quote|''"No, excuse me, I still need a year or so to recover from my '''massive trauma''' of seeing a cat die again."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Hocus Pocus]]''.}}
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{{quote|"Here's the thing about dreams: they may provide escape from the real world, but they set [[Disney Princess|expectations]] for the real world too." |'''Chick''', ''Disney Princesses''}}
{{quote|''"This movie is [[Dead Baby Comedy|worse than seven holocausts]]! This is worse than [[Take That|Nixon rubbing his taint all over the camera for ninety minutes]]!"''|'''Chick''', after suffering through ''[[Beauty and
{{quote|''"So if you do decide to watch a Disney sequel, just make sure it's not to a movie you actually like, unless of course [trails off] you enjoy the feel of hands belonging to a clammy uncle groping you in places you'd rather not be touched right now."''|'''Chick''', after suffering through ''[[Beauty and
{{quote|''"It seems like every girl goes through a dragon phase, or at least I know I did, partly fueled by this movie. I was eleven, and he was just so honorable, and he was voiced by Sean Connery!"''|'''Chick''', ''[[Dragonheart]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Nella''': "You know... you could just come back east for a bit, recharge your self-confidence batteries, it's no problem. I mean, you know where I live, you put enough cameras in there... in my parents house... you know what, let's not go there."|''Thanks For The Feedback II''}}
{{quote|''"And to everyone who wants to bitch about it not being accurate to Greek Mythology, I kindly request you go stuff a ballgag in your mouth and sit in the corner."''|''[[Hercules (
{{quote|'''Dr. Block''': "Hello, I'm Dr. Block, and I'm a mad scientist. In fact, I'm ''furious'' at the inaccurate and offensive portrayal of science by Hollywood."
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{{quote|'''Chickbot''': "Why did she program me with a soul of a poet?"|''Playing God''}}
{{quote|''"You've just been eating cheetos and drinking beer, haven't you? What else have you been doing the last ''four months''?"''|'''Nella''', ''[[The Man in the Iron Mask (1998 film)|The Man in the Iron Mask]]''}}
{{quote|"An arrogant prick with just a hint of redemption. Girls love that, because that means they can '''fix''' him, and women love men they can '''fix'''."|'''Chick''', ''[[The Man in the Iron Mask (1998 film)|The Man in the Iron Mask]]''}}
{{quote|"Leave my dreams, Will Smith fish!"|'''Chick''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''}}
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{{quote|''"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."''|'''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to Nella}}
{{quote|''"Disneyland? Nintendo 64? Teddy bears? Pajamas. Man, little girl, you must have had a really horrible life if pajamas take top slot in enjoyability."''|'''Chick'''
{{quote|''"He's [Lou Pearlman] in jail now. But not for the little boy touching or the money schemes, I mean who doesn't do that?"''|'''Chick''', ''A Very N*Sync Christmas''}}
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{{quote|''"Entertainment is the only product in our kids' lives where parents will go "So what if it's crappy? It's just for my children." You don't say that about anything else in their lives. "What? It's just a car seat! So what if the belt barely works?" "What? It's just food." And do you know why that is? Is it because you want your kids or yourself to be enriched? No. It's because kids are stupid, and you don't care what they watch, you just want them to shut up. So you can blame Disney for going crazy with direct-to-video shit but you know what? It's your fault, parents, for buying shitty awful movies for your kids based on the standards your company used to uphold. Oh wait! You don't care, because kids are stupid, and they want the same shit over and over, and you're okay with them watching shitty movies."''|'''Chick''' (in rare [[Mama Bear]] mode), ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''}}
{{quote|''"So this week we're going to try and be n- ni... less mean, and give you a less awful list to balance out the last one."''
{{quote|''"We get to watch Andy Dick ''die''. Mmm, I like that, yeah. Watch that again. Oh yeah, that feels nice, I don't know, like getting a back massage. Again? Yeah, I remember really digging this!"''|'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''}}
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'''Nun!Nella''': Or all those times I watched your dog when you ran off to stalk Todd in your futile attempts at fornication.
'''Chick''': It's not fornication if we were married in a previous life.
'''Nun!Nella''': Oh don't let me judge you, God will do that for me.
|'''[[Sister Act]]'''}}
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