The Nostalgia Chick/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''Sorry, I think I accidentally changed it to skinemax.''|'''Chick''', on the "sex" scene in ''[[Teen Witch]]''.}}

 

'''Chick''': Of course! It's like they can see into my self-indulgent teenage mind!|'''[[Teen Witch]]'''}}

 

'''Chick''': That's right, girls.|'''[[Teen Witch]]'''}}

 

'''Chick''': Well, you kinda did. See, you're creepy and have that beard... }}

 

{{quote|''"[[Running Gag|Yaaay]]!"''|'''Chick and anonymous children'''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|''"No, excuse me, I still need a year or so to recover from my '''massive trauma''' of seeing a cat die again."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Hocus Pocus]]''.}}

{{quote|''"Again, I think they're trying to be funny. I'm not sure, they ''are'' British."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Spice World]]''}}

 

 

 

 

 

{{quote|''"Stop filming me!"''|'''Elisa''', ''The Top 11 Disturbing Christmas Songs''.}}

 

'''Chick''': "Um, sounds like a pretty sweet deal?"|''[[Labyrinth]]''}}

 

 

 

'''Chick''': [quick and with a [[Death Glare]]] "Like what?" }}

 

'''Nella''': "Go on a date, out of this apartment, away from me, for more than three hours... people are starting to talk." }}

 

'''Critic''': "I- I don't have a car." }}

 

'''Critic''': [has snapped] "I've had it! You're always asking me these questions! I'm not the answer man, I don't know everything! Don't you understand me? Don't you care? Gawwwwwd!"|''Thanks For The Feedback''}}

 

{{quote|''"Nella!"''|'''Chick''', constantly.}}

 

 

{{quote|''"Why are you obstructing your robot with a shitty fog machine? It's a robot! Let us see the robot!"''|'''Chick''', ''[[Xanadu]]''}}

{{quote|''"I hate the world."''|''[[Bratz]]''}}

 

'''Critic''': No.|''[[Bratz]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"How does going with the hotter guy with the amazing orgasm touch, can pick up any talent instantly, bows to your beck and call and can take you to other planets... okay point taken, I'm going to see what's going on by the pool, see if anything... develops."'' *runs*|'''Chick''', ''[[Earth Girls Are Easy]]''.}}

 

 

{{quote|"Here's the thing about dreams: they may provide escape from the real world, but they set [[Disney Princess|expectations]] for the real world too." |'''Chick''', ''Disney Princesses''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|''"It seems like every girl goes through a dragon phase, or at least I know I did, partly fueled by this movie. I was eleven, and he was just so honorable, and he was voiced by Sean Connery!"''|'''Chick''', ''[[Dragonheart]]''}}

{{quote|"No, Lisa, we're progressive here! We're here to make Nella desirable to men, not paperbag our problems away!"|'''Chick''', ''[[Grease]]''}}

 

'''Nella''': "There there, Lisa. It's not you, it's me. I'm like the Makeover Goblin, I'm sure if you'd made anyone else over it would have been fabulous."|''[[Grease]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"I remember how crappy my life was back when I had hot friends. See, I'm not the prettiest person, or the thinnest, or the tallest."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Grease]]''}}

 

'''Chick''': "Yeah, hopelessly."|''Thanks For The Feedback II''}}

 

{{quote|'''Nella''': "You know... you could just come back east for a bit, recharge your self-confidence batteries, it's no problem. I mean, you know where I live, you put enough cameras in there... in my parents house... you know what, let's not go there."|''Thanks For The Feedback II''}}

 

 

'''Dr. Tease''': "I'm Dr. Tease, and I'm a babe scientist, I think science is frivolous and fun." }}

 

{{quote|"Or in my case, it's creating a walking, dish-doing, intelligent, fuckable coffee-pot."|'''Chick''', ''Playing God''}}

 

'''Chick''': "Shut up, top me off and drop trou. These nuts ain't going to bust themselves." }}

 

 

{{quote|'''Chickbot''': "Why did she program me with a soul of a poet?"|''Playing God''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|"Leave my dreams, Will Smith fish!"|'''Chick''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''}}

 

'''Nella''': "''Minion''?"|''Dreamworks vs. Disney''}}

 

'''Nella''': [Slopes away like a beaten dog.]|''Dreamworks vs. Disney''}}

 

{{quote|[while Chick ignores her] ''"Hey Lindsay, I just got my fortune! It says, um, you were born under a star that should have made your life a pathway of roses but it has not been so because you trusted in others that are not real friends but seek to only use you for selfish ends. The time is coming for you to make your mark in life, later in life you will acquire some more property! I may have a little hardship in managing my property... I'm gonna go get another fortune."''|'''Nella''', ''Dreamworks vs. Disney''}}

 

'''Chick''': "Yeah, my New Year's resolution is for you to do my dishes. They're not gonna wash themselves!"|''Thanks For The Feedback III''}}

 

{{quote|[arguing with Douchey] "Well I get my [[MacGuffin]] definition from that bastion of credibility and dignity, Mr. George Lucas. He has the same dignified, totally worthwhile degree that I have!"|''[[The Fifth Element]]''}}

 

'''Chick''': "After all, she ''is'' a she."|''[[The Fifth Element]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"Leeloo looks up war and she loses the will to live because she's a woman."''|'''Chick''', ''[[The Fifth Element]]''}}

 

'''Nella''': "You delude yourself by denying your inner fangirl. You should embrace it, for ''that'' is what gives us power."|''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

{{quote|''"The only thing that fuels me is my sadness."''|'''Chickbot''', ''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

'''Chickbot''': "You bellowed, your dictatorship?"|''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

{{quote|''"Why was I programmed against suicide?"''|'''Chickbot''', ''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

'''Nella''': "...I just moved. How did you find me already?"|''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

'''Chick''': "[[Skyward Scream|NOOOOOO]]!"|''Kirk vs. Picard''}}

 

{{quote|''"So I heard you were in need of a sidekick, and this review has gotten really boring and analytical, so I figured I'd come help."''|'''Dr. Tease''', ''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

'''Chick''': "Well I know everything and I only need one sidekick that's going to lick me constantly, so you can just peace the hell out."|''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

 

 

'''Chick''': "Sometimes shirts get left on chairs, it's not weird!"|''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"Oh hug me beast! You're so blue! I love blue things!"''|'''Chick''', ''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

'''Chick''': "No no no, you know I'm all about playing in God's domain but that's going way too far."|''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"Ahh, God's domain. I have a timeshare there."''|'''Dr. Tease''', ''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

'''Chick''': "No, I'm not! I grew out of that a long time ago, it was Nella's job to be the mindless fangirl and now she's dead and now this show will have to survive on hardcore analysis and puppies!"|''[[X-Men]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."''|'''Chick''' in her ''TLC'' retrospective, before the screen goes to Nella}}

 

 

{{quote|''"He's [Lou Pearlman] in jail now. But not for the little boy touching or the money schemes, I mean who doesn't do that?"''|'''Chick''', ''A Very N*Sync Christmas''}}

{{quote|''"We wanted to be as witty and dry and untouchable as Daria, but we related to her vulnerability, whether you were an outsider or not. And Daria helped you laugh it off, snark it off and keep a perspective on what actually mattered."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Daria]]'' }}

 

'''Nella''': Of course! As long as you don't default on your payments!|'''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''}}

 

'''Todd''': You want me to go to the bathroom in that?|'''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels'''}}

 

{{quote|''"Entertainment is the only product in our kids' lives where parents will go "So what if it's crappy? It's just for my children." You don't say that about anything else in their lives. "What? It's just a car seat! So what if the belt barely works?" "What? It's just food." And do you know why that is? Is it because you want your kids or yourself to be enriched? No. It's because kids are stupid, and you don't care what they watch, you just want them to shut up. So you can blame Disney for going crazy with direct-to-video shit but you know what? It's your fault, parents, for buying shitty awful movies for your kids based on the standards your company used to uphold. Oh wait! You don't care, because kids are stupid, and they want the same shit over and over, and you're okay with them watching shitty movies."''|'''Chick''' (in rare [[Mama Bear]] mode), ''Top Ten Worst Disney Sequels''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"We get to watch Andy Dick ''die''. Mmm, I like that, yeah. Watch that again. Oh yeah, that feels nice, I don't know, like getting a back massage. Again? Yeah, I remember really digging this!"''|'''Chick''', ''Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels''}}

{{quote|''"Like Uncle Charlie used to say, you run around in the bullpen, you get fucking killed."''|'''Chick''', ''[[Song of the South]]''}}

 

'''Nella''': ...or letting you wash your clothes in my washer/dryer...|'''[[Sister Act]]'''}}